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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

In case of my untimely death my attorney has instructions to mail out several packets to the media. They contain information about everyone posting in this thread and the unforgivable crimes you have commited.

It's in your best interest to make sure I keep breathing.

Same.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Big Beef City posted:

If I died right now I'd wake up next to smiling Jesus in God's own paradise, which is the Christian Heaven because I'm a faithful, kind, and loving servant of my lord Jesus Christ.

God Bless.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

mookface posted:

You are a sad and lonely man

lol look at this guy - his corpse would be discovered same day!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

are you a cop? i feel like a lot of non-cops wouldn't use that term or even know it's the one cops use

you 5-0 :siren:

Ironically, 911 dispatch. You should know that!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

i'm serious man everyone with animals should have a setup where someone checks on you if they don't see you in a certain number of days

rent an apartment? ask your landlord. otherwise talk to your boss or something.

You're more concerned for the pets than the dead goons, right?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

of course i am

admit it you are too

gently caress yeah. Who isn't? Goons are gross and hosed up and deserve their miserable, lonely deaths.

Wheres a kitty or puppy is innocence personified and all efforts should be made to save them.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

We could all die at any moment, guys.


I'm scared.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Juanito posted:

Naw man it ain't like that

How is it not exactly like that?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Iggy Koopa posted:

you mean i could die tonight, like, this night?

Like, with your next post man.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Juanito posted:

you guys are bringing this upbeat thread about death down guys.

I mean this is all hypothetical, of course.

Like any of us will ever die?!

LOL HAHAHAHA

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Iggy Koopa posted:

this is the best snipe ive ever gotten

Kill ur famil

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

snipe so good it almost makes me not wanna die

almost

We love you.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Pro State

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Pro pap

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I think it's a quantum thing wherein we each create our own universes and they interact
when in contact with another person's universe and this interaction creates all the action in all our universes.

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