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People would say, drat he sure wasted a lot of time on the internet. What was he doing online anyway? (They never understood me and my important post contributions ) and then Elton John would sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8gO0Z818j4 if he's not available, then Iggy Azalea edit- I also should mention that I would definitely poo poo myself. Juanito fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jul 19, 2014 |
# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 00:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 17:28 |
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I'm planning on pooping before I die so there is less clean up. might be easier to just wear diapers from now on though
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 00:54 |
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Das Boo posted:I'd freak out a German guy and wouldn't get to eat my currywurst.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 01:57 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Juanito, can't you stop thinking about German Guy Dick for even ONE minute of the day?
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 02:00 |
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THS posted:when i die it will ruin the lives of everyone i know. friends and family will be traumatized and grief stricken for years and everytime they start to feel happy, like they can move on with their lives, they will immediately think of my tragic death and their hearts will sink again. my loved ones will start to commit suicide in a chain reaction until millions are left dead by their own hands in my wake
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 04:20 |
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Dely Apple posted:I would leave behind the eternal mystery of why I have this picture bookmarked in Chrome I like this idea of some completely random poo poo that would be found..
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 05:17 |
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0dB posted:Already dead, looks much the same really. RIP
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 14:58 |
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Palpek posted:i have a couple twitter bots set specifically for such occasion
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 19:00 |
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A misanthrope posted:the death cuck is harsh, but thankfully the dead no longer care ya glad I'll be dead for it
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 20:47 |
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I.C. posted:I think about death a lot!
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 00:36 |
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I.C. posted:My phone is still charging. I'm going to take a shower and assuming I don't fall and die in there, after you'll see.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 01:19 |
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I hope Iggy Koopa never dies, my favorite IK
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 01:19 |
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redshirt posted:We could all die at any moment, guys. Naw man it ain't like that
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 04:20 |
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redshirt posted:How is it not exactly like that? I'm going to live foreverrrrrrr
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 04:33 |
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you guys are bringing this upbeat thread about death down guys.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 04:37 |
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redshirt posted:I mean this is all hypothetical, of course. Hehehehehe its all good
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 04:43 |
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best snipe I've ever seen
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 04:45 |
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A misanthrope posted:snipe so good it almost makes me not wanna die Don't die
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 04:49 |
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A misanthrope posted:aww thanks guys so that's all it takes? your blood vein does a little fart and that's it
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 05:12 |
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A misanthrope posted:fatal in like 40% of cases and it can kill you like you got shot in the brain - just drop like your switch was flipped
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 05:22 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:My dumb ex would get a lot of money.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 16:13 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i am feeling very fragile now because of this talk even though i constantly think abou tdeath i come on here to not think about it and then these goons gotta get existential and now im just, im just not feeling good about anything i think ill go for a walk but il probably DIE getting hit by a car or something thanks death thread
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 16:59 |
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Professor Shark posted:Everything would cease to exist because I'm certain that you are all a figment of my imagination and I'm the God of my own reality!
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 02:26 |
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A misanthrope posted:then your imagination sucks because i suck
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 00:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 17:28 |
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a bone to pick posted:When I die- gently caress it, I hope I go to hell; cuz I'm a piece of poo poo and it aint hard to fuckin' tell.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 02:41 |