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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i finger my bro pussy on the reg

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Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
I pozz neg asses as a hobby.

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Still waiting for "I donated to Doobie's Dog House/Star Citizen"
Apparently everyone is more ashamed to admit that than anything else itt

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i secretly rigged tge 200o electionz

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

i went to a fur con

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Kenzie posted:

i went to a fur con

i know this is supposed to be a safe place to admit things but i wouldn't tell anyone that

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
who said this was a safe space

this is an opey hostile space

YOUR A GAY BABIE

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ilikedirt posted:

who said this was a safe space

this is an opey hostile space

YOUR A GAY BABIE

nooooooooo

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I voted for John McCain in 2000.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
when the space shuttle was coming on on reentry, and was going over the threshold, I knew it was gonna break up, and I went to sleeep.

RIP you poor bastards.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
i voted for mitt romney

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm prolly an alcoholic

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

Gaunab posted:

I'm prolly an alcoholic

Nobody's an alcoholic on saturday!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i wanna eat a whole cookie cake by myself but i know its naughty to do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Ok then I'm horny and have a bloodlust

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im piss

JosephSkunk
Dec 16, 2003
Yes, evidently you had misperceived it as rain.
The biggest use the fancy pants Bluetooth/4g technology in my rig gets is streaming Phineas and Ferb music videos while I commute.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ilikedirt posted:

i finger my bro pussy on the reg

i laughed and puked

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I'm posting and pooping but you can't tell which is which.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Inzombiac posted:

I'm posting and pooping but you can't tell which is which.

i posrt exclusively while im poopin g but fortunately for me i have a colostomy bag so technically im pooping 24/7 so thats why im akways posting fortunately for gbs

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I am truly a monster but I hide it very well.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

I like anime video games and homestuck

top that :twisted:

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro
one time I farted and blamed it on someone else and I pushed the act on him so hard he took the blame

bad part was we were the only two in the room

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!

same #italiano

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian
i'm incapable of anything but annoyance, hate and boredom and want to die

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

i love all my haters

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Phil Niekro posted:

i love all my haters

i hate all my lovers

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.
I'm Jesus

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
I've got 2 pretty good ones but can't share I'm sorry OP.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I legit believe that mass-sterilization agents spread over large areas is the best way to deal with the population increase.

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

Ilustforponydeath posted:

I legit believe that mass-sterilization agents spread over large areas is the best way to deal with the population increase.
Nah just eat them

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I dated a black girl for a while, but her pussy stank terribly and she had a huge clit (like disturbingly so) even though she was extremely well put together and clean in other regards.

I later turned down sex with another black girl because I was afraid I'd suffer from PTSD of the dick.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Ilustforponydeath posted:

I legit believe that mass-sterilization agents spread over large areas is the best way to deal with the population increase.

what population increase? total world population will top out at 9 billion and decrease from there. suck my nuts.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Big Beef City posted:

I dated a black girl for a while, but her pussy stank terribly and she had a huge clit (like disturbingly so) even though she was extremely well put together and clean in other regards.

I later turned down sex with another black girl because I was afraid I'd suffer from PTSD of the dick.

:lol: :hfive:

BrawndoTQ fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Jul 20, 2014

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Big Beef City posted:

I dated a black girl for a while, but her pussy stank terribly and she had a huge clit (like disturbingly so) even though she was extremely well put together and clean in other regards.

I later turned down sex with another black girl because I was afraid I'd suffer from PTSD of the dick.

Black women look like they would have pussies that smell bad.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
didn't we already have this thread last night?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wouldn't say that.


I would say I had a particularly bad experience that was in no way representative of the whole and it scarred me.

edit: and that may apply to pumpy's post too

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

brizna posted:

what population increase? total world population will top out at 9 billion and decrease from there. suck my nuts.

No sense in going that high, especially given the environmental impact.

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America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

Ilustforponydeath posted:

No sense in going that high, especially given the environmental impact.
9 billion is doable, the problem is not population but the current economic system.

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