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i drop my phone in the toilet one time when i eas peeing and pulled it out real fast and dried it off. i freaked out but gueess what. that pho ne was workin like a champ and let me tell u. to this day i still use my peephone. its a phone w/ a lil bit of pee on it p. hosed up but true whats youre darkest decret? tell it here i will be the only one to read it i pronmise *wink*
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mah butthole
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i like film noir
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I let other people use my pee phone, but I tell them the audio is bad so they have to press their ears and mouth to it for it to work.
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Gazpacho posted:mah butthole thats no secret because everybodys heard it already from u farting  :eyepope:
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I wish I had friends. 
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im double gay
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i wish i was dead. my life is a waste. i'm crying right now because of how powerful these feelings are
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I still check out eBaumsWorld.com every now and then... please don't hate me.
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Gaunab posted:i wish i was dead. my life is a waste. i'm crying right now because of how powerful these feelings are if it makes you feel any better that's not really a secret 
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I dropped a bowl of pasta in the toilet and I scooped it out with my hand and ate it
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Rapman the Cook posted:I dropped a bowl of pasta in the toilet and I scooped it out with my hand and ate it I read these threads solely for this kind of post so I can feel better about myself
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I love cats but I dont really care for long haired cats. 
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The Mad Archivist posted:I read these threads solely for this kind of post so I can feel better about myself hosed up if true
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NiceGuy posted:if it makes you feel any better that's not really a secret that's what makes it sadder
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i m actually a really good poster
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i hope i have another beer left but i think this might be the last one
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i hate this thread
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Steak posted:im gay Billmac posted:im double gay
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im triple gay
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I have a second account that the mods and admins are unaware of. I am able to maintain both accounts by tying into different ISPs and never using the same computer for both accounts. The other account is a mod in one of the smaller forums.
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i put nair on my junk once to get rid of crabs
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my oval office never sees the light of day
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I never beat Shinobi on the PS2.
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i think im addicted to masturbating.
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i wish being gay was my darkest secret
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My cousin's brother in law openly admitted to raping a woman he knew from high school before he came out of the closet after he went to jail.
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i will never reveal the wu-tang secret
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i voted for ron paul
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I get a chubby whenever a friend of mine posts breast feeding pictures of herself.
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I'm 23 and my wife is 47. My mother doesn't know that we have been married for a year now (4 year relationship). I don't think she will ever be ready. To make things worse (For my mother from a traditional Mexican household), my wife is black. My mother puts up with black people in general, but when I'm around her she mouths off that black people can't do anything right. So she thinks this "girlfriend" is a phase that I'm going through. She once called my prom date a friend of the family right in her face. After that point, I have never introduced any of my girlfriends since then. I help my mother a lot in general but I always give her the roundabout when she asks about my plans for marriage and children. I have to take my ring off anytime I go to family events. My family communicates frequently, so anything that I say to my other family members will end up in the form of a question from my mother within 2-3 business days. Edit: Additional information and clarity.
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i tried to register the domain college cuck fest dot com
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I have 5 brothers and sisters. we were all raised by the same father. ive learned im his only biological child due to adultery. my mom doesnt know I know. my siblings have no idea.
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Ramsus posted:I'm 23 and my wife is 47. My mother doesn't know that we have been married for a year now (4 year relationship). I don't think she will ever be ready. To make things worse (For my mother from a traditional Mexican household), my wife is black. My mother puts up with black people in general, but when I'm around her she mouths off that black people can't do anything right. So she thinks this "girlfriend" is a phase that I'm going through. She once called my prom date a friend of the family right in her face. After that point, I have never introduced any of my girlfriends since then. I help my mother a lot in general but I always give her the roundabout when she asks about my plans for marriage and children. I have to take my ring off anytime I go to family events. My family communicates frequently, so anything that I say to my other family members will end up in the form of a question from my mother within 2-3 business days. Ramsus posted:I have 5 brothers and sisters. we were all raised by the same father. ive learned im his only biological child due to adultery. my mom doesnt know I know. my siblings have no idea. 
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Gaunab posted:i wish i was dead. my life is a waste. i'm crying right now because of how powerful these feelings are This but unironically
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i have not seen any of the godfather movies e: or scarface
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