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wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
the negro catamite i groomed as a Big Brother

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
My grandpa took the job in Saudi Arabia to be closer to his Filipino girlfriend, leaving his brain damaged wife to suffer her final years in my and my mother's care. My grandma is doing everything she can to get well after her stroke, hoping he comes back home. It's heartbreaking.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Gaunab posted:

i wish i was dead. my life is a waste. i'm crying right now because of how powerful these feelings are

Hey man, who told you my secret? Minus the crying.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i experiemtned sexually with another boy when i was young and his dad caught us and yelled and screamed and i hid under the blankets then when i went home the next day he told my dad and he got crazy angry and i spent the next 3 years in a constant cycle of fear and shame

edit: i guess my biggest secret is actually that i thought it was spelled "advocado"

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
I brought a SA account

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im actualky master splinter from ninja turtles

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im secretly wearing a mission impossible mask of ceelo green

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

i'm actually straight

i've told so many lies :(

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

I played furcadia once when I was 12 and didnt know what furries were, I had no idea what my friend was talking about when she showed me where the "yiff rooms" were. When she explained what that meant I quit playing.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i voted republican

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I just shitpost all day and night.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Motherfucker posted:

I just shitpost all day and night.

You're a real motherfucker.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im youre father!!!

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
i'm eating a microwaved tv dinner right now

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Fame Douglas posted:

You're a real motherfucker.

:qq:

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
poo under my fingernails

aidoru
Oct 24, 2010

I still play neopets

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i'm batman

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
I think the Your Cats Suck subforum should be renamed You Cats Cuck.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

I like Rod Stewart.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Ramsus posted:

She once called my prom date a friend of the family right in her face.


Does your mom post in SA?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I do drugs even though they are illegal and have premarital sexual intercourse

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
i voted rob ford for mayor and i would probably do it again

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

kecske posted:

i have not seen any of the godfather movies

e: or scarface

same

Happitoo
Nov 24, 2005

We are going to go for the store, then the district manager. Then WE ARE GOING TO THE CORPORATE OFFICE AND THEN TO THE EXECUTIVES! DXRYAHHHHHHHHH!!

In the original confessional thread there was a post about loving Hilary Duff movies. It was me... I love Hilary Duff movies

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Happitoo posted:

In the original confessional thread there was a post about loving Hilary Duff movies. It was me... I love Hilary Duff movies

holy sh*t..........................……………

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
im incredibly successful and handsome this is my cross to bear

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014


This is mine, but it's not really a secret

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



i fingered a 7 year old girls vagina hole when i was 13

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

The Brown Menace posted:

i will never reveal the wu-tang secret

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

vyst posted:

i fingered a 7 year old girls vagina hole when i was 13

:byewhore:

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im suprised i guessed that emoticon correctly tbh :guessedcorrectly:

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
im gay

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




say that to my face bich

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

vyst posted:

say that to my face bich

Nobody do this, he'll finger your vagina hole.

Hobo By Design
Mar 17, 2009

Hobo By Intent or Robo Hobo?
Ramrod XTreme
i have watched an anime

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

RobattoJesus posted:

Nobody do this, he'll finger your vagina hole.

only if you're a seven year old girl

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I fingered a 19 yr old woman's vagina hole when i was -2 minutes old

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Gaunab posted:

only if you're a seven year old girl

my favorite.

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