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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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i drop my phone in the toilet one time when i eas peeing and pulled it out real fast and dried it off. i freaked out but gueess what. that pho ne was workin like a champ and let me tell u. to this day i still use my peephone. its a phone w/ a lil bit of pee on it p. hosed up but true

whats youre darkest decret? tell it here i will be the only one to read it i pronmise *wink*

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Gazpacho posted:

mah butthole

thats no secret because everybodys heard it already from u farting :owned:
:eyepope:

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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im triple gay

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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im actualky master splinter from ninja turtles

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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im secretly wearing a mission impossible mask of ceelo green

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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im youre father!!!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Happitoo posted:

In the original confessional thread there was a post about loving Hilary Duff movies. It was me... I love Hilary Duff movies

holy sh*t..........................……………

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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vyst posted:

i fingered a 7 year old girls vagina hole when i was 13

:byewhore:

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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im suprised i guessed that emoticon correctly tbh :guessedcorrectly:

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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i finger my bro pussy on the reg

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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i secretly rigged tge 200o electionz

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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who said this was a safe space

this is an opey hostile space

YOUR A GAY BABIE

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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i wanna eat a whole cookie cake by myself but i know its naughty to do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Inzombiac posted:

I'm posting and pooping but you can't tell which is which.

i posrt exclusively while im poopin g but fortunately for me i have a colostomy bag so technically im pooping 24/7 so thats why im akways posting fortunately for gbs

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Phil Niekro posted:

i love all my haters

i hate all my lovers

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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in my opinion i think ppl that have theories about population control should be physically castrated imo

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Pumpy Muffinz posted:

how else can you be castrated?

chemically

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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til i am frankly suprise how many unironic secrets are itt

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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hey u dumbasses dont pm me ur secrets wtf kind of thread do u think this is

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