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Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up


You have the right to remain sirent.

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captainoblivious
Feb 2, 2005



RUDE

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

damn dirty ape


Rye Em Cee Aye

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


that's not how you spell rice

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

You have the right to remain sirent.

:eyeplop:

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine

Sir, I have stopped you because you were exceeding the speed limit. Can I see your license and registration please?

fuck trophy 2k14
Jun 8, 2012



I'M A COP YOU'RE AN UNDERCOVER COP

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

We're gonna be number one
When the farts come out our bum
Making you think
And making a stink
We're gonna be number one!

N. Senada
May 17, 2011



e wait nvm

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007


Puella Magi☆Madoka Indica


oh my

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


*is fat and follows don johnson everywhere, barely saying a word until its time to do kung fu*

Grant DaNasty
Jul 16, 2006

He's broken out in love.

Sorry captain. I don't know what happened to my K-9 partner. He must have run away.


(burp)

Benito Hitlerstalin
Nov 5, 2008

We are not so very different, you and I.


Prease turn around and-ah spreaddo your regs!

- Officer Hung Lo, gay asian cop

st1LL_51ngl3
Jun 11, 2005


*maces pregnant woman, shoots someones caged cockerspaniel because I fear for my safety, beats handcuffed suspect*

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape


st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

*maces pregnant woman, shoots someones caged cockerspaniel because I fear for my safety, beats off handcuffed suspect*

Jimson
Oct 13, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER

*Has sex in a gas station bathroom*
loving fags I hate all fags amirite fellow cop buddies?!

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970



i only clicked this thread because it was under two pages and i hadnt clicked it yet. its just casual racism i wish i hadnt clicked it.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by Ralp


st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

*maces pregnant woman, shoots someones caged cockerspaniel because I fear for my safety, beats handcuffed suspect*

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.



Hi I'm Lt. Park, tomorrow I'm going to retire and settle down with my boyfr- *gets shot*

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape


...by another cop

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008



Not a photo thread. Voted 1

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.


I like male cops and I cannot lie
My yellow brothers can't deny
When I walk in to the locker place
With a tiny wood and grin on my face
You get scared

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina


i'm gay

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

All you need is Love.


Gaysians.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

Rollout. Rollout! ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!

i think accents are funny good thread.

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Hi i'm asian Let's have gay sex


in my porice car

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

gonna go undercover at the rest area on i14

*gets aids and passes away from the flu many years later*
*happens to be third generation chinese*

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK


i've never seen an asian cop they aren't real gently caress you op

let alone a gay one.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



Hands behind your head and splead your regs!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

UNDEAD RACIAL CLEANSING

okay i'ma give you stlip search - empty yoor anus prease

Benito Hitlerstalin
Nov 5, 2008

We are not so very different, you and I.


Saalkin posted:

i've never seen an asian cop they aren't real gently caress you op

let alone a gay one.

explain this gay asian cop and his gay asian baby then idiot

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

UNDEAD RACIAL CLEANSING

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

explain this gay asian cop and his gay asian baby then idiot



that's not a baby it's an egg

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007


wowie an asian cop must have the tiniest baby dick ever

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011


I like ramen and penises. Riceballs and manbutts. Kabuki and big strong biceps.

Gaysian.

Demon of the East
Dec 24, 2012



I've been demoted! *commits seppuku with a giant dragon dildo*

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


i'm going to arrest/shoot those kids playing in the pool 11 stories down

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012



Rapes teenage runaway in the rear end

He doesn't feel a thing

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