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Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
:ducksiren: You have the right to remain sirent. :sissies:

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Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
RUDE

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Rye Em Cee Aye

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
that's not how you spell rice

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

:ducksiren: You have the right to remain sirent. :sissies:

:eyeplop:

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine
Sir, I have stopped you because you were exceeding the speed limit. Can I see your license and registration please?

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

I'M A COP YOU'RE AN UNDERCOVER COP

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
We're gonna be number one
When the farts come out our bum
Making you think
And making a stink
We're gonna be number one!

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
e wait nvm

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
oh my

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
*is fat and follows don johnson everywhere, barely saying a word until its time to do kung fu*

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Sorry captain. I don't know what happened to my K-9 partner. He must have run away.


(burp)

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Prease turn around and-ah spreaddo your regs!

- Officer Hung Lo, gay asian cop

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
*maces pregnant woman, shoots someones caged cockerspaniel because I fear for my safety, beats handcuffed suspect*

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

*maces pregnant woman, shoots someones caged cockerspaniel because I fear for my safety, beats off handcuffed suspect*

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
*Has sex in a gas station bathroom*
loving fags I hate all fags amirite fellow cop buddies?!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i only clicked this thread because it was under two pages and i hadnt clicked it yet. its just casual racism i wish i hadnt clicked it.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

*maces pregnant woman, shoots someones caged cockerspaniel because I fear for my safety, beats handcuffed suspect*

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Hi I'm Lt. Park, tomorrow I'm going to retire and settle down with my boyfr- *gets shot*

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
...by another cop

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Not a photo thread. Voted 1

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
I like male cops and I cannot lie
My yellow brothers can't deny
When I walk in to the locker place
With a tiny wood and grin on my face
You get scared

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina
i'm gay

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
:eng101: Gaysians.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
i think accents are funny good thread.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Hi i'm asian Let's have gay sex


in my porice car

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
gonna go undercover at the rest area on i14

*gets aids and passes away from the flu many years later*
*happens to be third generation chinese*

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

i've never seen an asian cop they aren't real gently caress you op

let alone a gay one.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Hands behind your head and splead your regs!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
okay i'ma give you stlip search - empty yoor anus prease

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Saalkin posted:

i've never seen an asian cop they aren't real gently caress you op

let alone a gay one.

explain this gay asian cop and his gay asian baby then idiot

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

explain this gay asian cop and his gay asian baby then idiot



that's not a baby it's an egg

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
wowie an asian cop must have the tiniest baby dick ever

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
I like ramen and penises. Riceballs and manbutts. Kabuki and big strong biceps.

Gaysian.

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro
I've been demoted! *commits seppuku with a giant dragon dildo*

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i'm going to arrest/shoot those kids playing in the pool 11 stories down

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Rapes teenage runaway in the rear end

He doesn't feel a thing

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