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Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

Let me tell you all about the philosophy of the buttcam

For example, like The Keep. You'd think a movie directed by Michael Mann with Scott Glenn and Ian Mckellan and a Soundtrack by Tangerine Dream and is about Nazis fighting fighting a vampire would be cool right? Unfortunately it's incoherent garbage.

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004


Winner #6 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).
i've spent 5 bux to try to get rid of this avatar but it just isn't happening


Tron: Legacy
The Matrix sequels
The Expendables
Christian Bale in Terminator and the Nolan Batman movies

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Avatar, Prometheus, etc

Borneo Jimmy posted:

For example, like The Keep. You'd think a movie directed by Michael Mann

Never saw that but I saw Public Enemies that was a loving waste of good talent (Mann, Bale, Depp) all around. Miami Vice was a waste too and sucked, but then again I don't think Jamie Fox and Collin Farrell are v. good so it there wasn't that much potential there. Basically Mann has turned to poo poo after Collateral: he's produced nothing but disappointing bombs with high profile casts.

Xaris fucked around with this message at Jul 20, 2014 around 02:57

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004


Winner #6 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).
i've spent 5 bux to try to get rid of this avatar but it just isn't happening


How is Collateral and The Insider so good and everything else so bad

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970

happy halloween



jack and jill, my god adam sandler is such a funny guy its so upsetting

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



I don't know if I can call bill Murray talent but lost in translation loving sucked and went nowhere

Sheng-ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.


no joke the counselor should have been the best movie, instead it was the worst move. what the gently caress cormac mccarthy

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970

happy halloween



Shithouse Dave posted:

I don't know if I can call bill Murray talent but lost in translation loving sucked and went nowhere

yeah i felt the same way and dont know why people laud it as a fantastic film

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Iggy Koopa posted:

yeah i felt the same way and dont know why people laud it as a fantastic film

because it was um yeah i don't know i was bored, too

Nog
May 15, 2006



the island by michael bay

what a neat premise: it's the future and rich people and celebs can pay to grow back up organs and limbs for themselves, but what they don't know is that the organs/limbs come from living clones of themselves who are being held in a truman show style post-apocalyptic fiction. then two of these clones escape.

but instead of taking a neat premise and doing cool things, just show a boat chase and explosions

Nog
May 15, 2006



also, any movie about mall cops, how the gently caress can you make an unfunny movie about mall cops?

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970

happy halloween



ripped0ff posted:

the island by michael bay

what a neat premise: it's the future and rich people and celebs can pay to grow back up organs and limbs for themselves, but what they don't know is that the organs/limbs come from living clones of themselves who are being held in a truman show style post-apocalyptic fiction. then two of these clones escape.

but instead of taking a neat premise and doing cool things, just show a boat chase and explosions

yeah this really disappointed me too it had such a loving awesome idea behind it, it was pretty good until they escaped and then...then it was poo poo

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]



all day, everyday

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970

happy halloween



SpeedGem bought me that and he is sending me money to smoke weed on webcam so he's cool with me

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.


You got avatar ADD for real

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

red heads are extremely My poo poo

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield


everything by the wachowski brothers/siblings after matrix 1

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970

happy halloween



i dont like having an av i would gently caress

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004



Man of Steel

I havent watched it yet though

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

Any Tarantino film.

You may as well get a bunch of interesting actors put them in a garbage bin and record it for 90mins.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.


Rapman the Cook posted:

Any Tarantino film.

You may as well get a bunch of interesting actors put them in a garbage bin and record it for 90mins.

lol

Negative Entropy
Nov 22, 2013

Wave after wave will flow with the tide, and bury the world as it does.
Tide after tide will flow and recede, leaving life to go on as it was...


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

no joke the counselor should have been the best movie, instead it was the worst move. what the gently caress cormac mccarthy
The saddest part is that from the screenplay you can tell that McCarthy was actually trying to create something poignant but instead he bombed.
They call it George Lucas Syndrome.

Negative Entropy
Nov 22, 2013

Wave after wave will flow with the tide, and bury the world as it does.
Tide after tide will flow and recede, leaving life to go on as it was...


Rapman the Cook posted:

Any Tarantino film.

You may as well get a bunch of interesting actors put them in a garbage bin and record it for 90mins.
I hope this happens to you irl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIvUGUzR9N0
And this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx-rrBv2lyc

Negative Entropy fucked around with this message at Jul 20, 2014 around 03:51

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Al Cowens posted:

Tron: Legacy
The Matrix sequels
The Expendables
Christian Bale in Terminator and the Nolan Batman movies

I liked Bale as Batman.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009



The entire goddamned Star Wars prequel trilogy. Nonstop A-list in three movies and all that talent was wasted.

Not even Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Lee could escape the disaster of that sterile green screen set.





ripped0ff posted:

the island by michael bay

what a neat premise: it's the future and rich people and celebs can pay to grow back up organs and limbs for themselves, but what they don't know is that the organs/limbs come from living clones of themselves who are being held in a truman show style post-apocalyptic fiction. then two of these clones escape.

but instead of taking a neat premise and doing cool things, just show a boat chase and explosions

The Island a ripoff of "The Clonus Horror" from the 80s I think (the mst3k version makes it tolerable). I don't think I've ever seen a movie with a clone farming premise that worked.

Movies with clones seem to bomb no matter what.

Speaking of clones: Attack of the Clones.

Backweb fucked around with this message at Jul 20, 2014 around 03:52

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield


Rapman the Cook posted:

Any Tarantino film.

You may as well get a bunch of interesting actors put them in a garbage bin and record it for 90mins.

you can't say this poo poo and say tarantino is terrible for it when wes anderson is about 4000x worse

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.


Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I liked Bale as Batman.

Yeah but anyone could have done that

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970

happy halloween



Backweb posted:

:worms: The entire goddamned Star Wars prequel trilogy. Nonstop A-list in three movies and all that talent was wasted.

Not even Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Lee could escape the disaster of that sterile green screen set.




The Island a ripoff of "The Clonus Horror" from the 80s I think (the mst3k version makes it tolerable). I don't think I've ever seen a movie with a clone farming premise that worked.

Movies with clones seem to bomb no matter what.

Speaking of clones: Attack of the Clones.

nerd

Sheng-ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.


tarantino is overrated but still pretty good

enraged_camel
Jul 4, 2007
Can't make ends meet in the US? Move to Australia! If you need to ask about things such as "economic feasibility" and "logistics" you're just lazy and entitled and better looking than I am


yeah and i hope it happens at 240p

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

tarantino is overrated but still pretty good

Who consistently makes better movies in your opinion

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


Doom House

enraged_camel
Jul 4, 2007
Can't make ends meet in the US? Move to Australia! If you need to ask about things such as "economic feasibility" and "logistics" you're just lazy and entitled and better looking than I am

Iggy Koopa posted:

i dont like having an av i would gently caress

her right eye is slightly bigger than her left eye

just slightly tho

Sheng-ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.


mookface posted:

Who consistently makes better movies in your opinion

coen brothers

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

mookface posted:

Yeah but anyone could have done that

Maybe, but he was good

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009




Pls requote me. I fixed the incorrect smiley. It now says ""

Thanks

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970

happy halloween



Backweb posted:

Pls requote me. I fixed the incorrect smiley. It now says ""

Thanks

nerd

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mookface
Jun 7, 2009

I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

coen brothers

I really like their movies but they are so different from tarantinos that its hard to compare. Tarantino movies do get a lot of hype as a rule though you're right

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