Bigpeeler is not dead. Ask me how I know.

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I don't know who that is.

newb

# ? Jul 20, 2014 07:55

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:09

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Dr Strangepants posted:

OK but what happened to Jeddite?

# ? Jul 20, 2014 07:59

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

You're no Hakan.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 07:59

Dr Strangepants: Nov 26, 2003; Mein F�hrer! I can dance!

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I don't know who that is.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/04/12/201507/-Someone-may-be-spilling-the-beans-at-the-White-House

# ? Jul 20, 2014 08:00

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I don't know who that is.

Then shut-up then.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 08:01

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

is bigpeeler the guy who went to thailand to bang underage asian girls?

# ? Jul 20, 2014 08:01

Alberto Basalm: Nov 14, 2005

https://twitter.com/Bigpeeler/status/430216934227841024

@lowtax Hey Rich, any chance of me getting unbanned and prowling the forums again? Sounds like a great idea to me! pic.twitter.com/IiMvunJs4W

# ? Jul 20, 2014 08:02

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Dr Strangepants posted:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/04/12/201507/-Someone-may-be-spilling-the-beans-at-the-White-House

the fact that anyone actually believed that rumsfeld wears iced underwear is still hilarious

# ? Jul 20, 2014 08:03

GoodluckJonathan: Oct 31, 2003

Dr Strangepants posted:

OK but what happened to Martin Random?

# ? Jul 20, 2014 08:08

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

bigpeeler is part of the reason i took a ~8 year hiatus from sa and is a poster from undisputably the worst era if gbs

gently caress that michael chiklis lookin motherfuckr

# ? Jul 20, 2014 08:55

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

blog bagpoker

# ? Jul 20, 2014 08:57

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Justin Godscock posted:

Then shut-up then.

Sorry my life hasn't been pathetic as long as yours has

# ? Jul 20, 2014 08:58

SanitysEdge: Jul 28, 2005

Rockstar snake thing piss, blast from the past right there. Thanks to bigpeeler the only energy drink I go for is coffee.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 08:59

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Wanna squeeze Bigpeeler's round head.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 09:22

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Lasher posted:

Wanna squeeze Bigpeeler's round head.

no Ricky, you're thinking of Karl

# ? Jul 20, 2014 09:26

Box of Trial: Sep 4, 2003; TONKA HYAH

Dr Strangepants posted:

OK but what happened to Martin Random?

he lost any semblance of humor and is a bitcoin enthusiast now, and he's deadly serious about them too

# ? Jul 20, 2014 09:32

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

$623,000 SA kickstarter tier: Lowtax does a documentary on past forums superstars and where they are now; Schmorky animates their final moments (where applicable)

make it happen

# ? Jul 20, 2014 09:48

Fagmaster: Aug 21, 2004

we need a bigger peeler

# ? Jul 20, 2014 10:24

Ponce de Le0n: Jul 6, 2008; Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

the feels for peels

# ? Jul 20, 2014 10:45

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

lol as if bigpeeler isn't interceptorv8.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 10:59

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Philthy posted:

Jared Leto looks like poo poo.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 11:44

Doomsday Jesus: Oct 8, 2004; Doomsday Jesus we need you now.

Bigpeeler was hilarious. I still have him on my SA friends list hoping one day I will see him back on.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 12:56

Twee as Fuck: Nov 13, 2012; by Lowtax

i read that bigpeeler posts on the offsite, c/d?

# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:05

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Bigpeeler was the Twee as gently caress of his day.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:10

Twee as Fuck: Nov 13, 2012; by Lowtax

thanks for posting and caring so much about me all-pro, it makes me feel all tingly :wink:

# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:36

Soft Shell Crab: Apr 12, 2006

Wouldn't Bigpeeler fit just fine at GBS 1.4? I ask thee.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:44

GOOCHY: Sep 17, 2003; In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

rodbeard posted:

Who the gently caress is bigpeeler?

:2005:

# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:54

Lollerich: Mar 25, 2004; The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I don't know who that is.

How can you not know who Martin Random is, that's not even possible. You're just fakeposting

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:01

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

why did he get permabanned

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:07

Uranium 235: Oct 12, 2004

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

why did he get permabanned

he had a few good threads and then everything he posted after that was a terrible and desperate attempt to garner more attention

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:17

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

why did he get permabanned

because he was a desperate-for-attention dullard nobody liked

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:56

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

someone post the swf

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:34

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

http://roflzombie.com/flash/bigpeeler.swf

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:35

DICKLORD BONE: Aug 27, 2003

Iggy Koopa posted:

isnt this just 50 foot ant?

I cant remember. I do recall him being fake and gay though

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:34

Guy Fleegman: Jul 8, 2009; by XyloJW

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

why did he get permabanned

Why did Jesus get crucified? Hmm? Makes you wonder,right?

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:39

a creepy colon: Oct 28, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Philthy posted:

Oh ya...

Big peeler was horrible

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:45

parthenocarpy: Dec 18, 2003

in 2004 I ran a project on these forums to get a blowup doll named Alice to visit and be pictured in all 50 states. For a few states and goons this was a successful tour, but predictably goon unpredictability became a factor when bigpeeler asked to have the doll mailed to him. He kept the thing for months, my blowup doll, and never took a single photo or was willing to mail it to anyone but me -- without a return address. Pretty much ruined the project. Paranoid loser got banned soon after that I remember. gently caress you bigpeeler!

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:56