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which race is best
white
black
asian
hispanic
native american
aboriginal
eskimo
belgian
other
goku
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Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



Gosh so many to choose from and they're all good in lots of different ways so lets put it to a vote.

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Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW


Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Gosh so many to choose from and they're all good in lots of different ways so lets put it to a vote.

maybe all of them

MondayHotDog
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

pc gaming

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011


aboriginal, just for the lols.

fuck trophy 2k14
Jun 8, 2012

my other car
is a flying
nimbus


duh saiya people

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008


Niggers are the master race Oppey. Don't let the social stigma of the word "friend of the family" fool you, it's all about them Niggers.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

bitches always be trippin'


RuPaul's drag race

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013



Nintendo

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



All good answers so far keep them coming and hopefully we'll reach a consensus. Its a bit of a pickle!

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004



Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW


race, well im

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW


we are the master race, to save those who are falellen and have no god

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape


Al Cowens posted:

RuPaul's drag race

dammit literally the only reason I clicked on this was to post that

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



perhaps one could argue that the fact that aboriginal society stayed at a hunter gatherer level for so long is proof of their superiority since they didn't need to invent gay poo poo to fill the horrible void in their souls...

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



plus boomerangs are pretty cool if you really think about it

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



and they wrapped their dead in paper bark and left them in trees

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i voted for 'aboriginal' anyway

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Why is this not a checkbox poll?

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



lonesomedwarf posted:

perhaps one could argue that the fact that aboriginal society stayed at a hunter gatherer level for so long is proof of their superiority since they didn't need to invent gay poo poo to fill the horrible void in their souls...

That's a really good answer shall we just all agree aborginals are the best then?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007


lonesomedwarf posted:

and they wrapped their dead in paper bark and left them in trees

what really

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

Flippin' fancy!


How about Masta Ace? He's pretty close, innit?

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW


mynmaster race tells me codes in

therattle
Jul 24, 2007

I'm a family man - I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W.


Gypsum Fantastic posted:

That's a really good answer shall we just all agree aborginals are the best then?

That's ok with me.

Second choice: Aryans, as detailed by mein Fuehrer.

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



Please can people stop voting for white i put it there as a comedy option but when you think about it this is quite a serious topic, tia.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014


didn't even bother to include Slavs, the squatting master race

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Proud poster of the the worst post in Something Awful history


lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Orkin Mang posted:

what really

yeah sometimes i guess but i don't think there was a universal practice for anything that they did.
i can't see anything about paper bark i thought i saw it on a documentary but maybe i made it up

disclaimer: i barely know what the gently caress im talking about

"Traditionally, when a person in Arnhem Land dies the body is ritually painted with relevant totemic designs, sung over and mourned. It is then taken to the deceased's clan land, and is either buried or placed on a platform in a tree and left to decompose. The bones are recovered later (this can be months or even years later) and a hollow log ceremony is performed."

http://nga.gov.au/AboriginalMemorial/home.cfm

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008


New answer: Hot Jap or S. Korean girls are the master race. Because they get the actuall master race (ie white) too excited and have complete control of them.

comedy answer: deaf girls.

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



also the word 'original' is in the name of the race which i think has to count for something

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape


Gypsum Fantastic posted:

That's a really good answer shall we just all agree aborginals are the best then?

australoids are rad

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


white people. go to a club with an interesting ethnic guy and a dull white guy. chances are the farther away from white the ethnic guy is the worse his chances with a girl is. attach the stigma that white people create with dating ethnics and blah blah blah

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



brick cow posted:

New answer: Hot Jap or S. Korean girls are the master race. Because they get the actuall master race (ie white) too excited and have complete control of them.

comedy answer: deaf girls.

oh that's easy you can just vote for asians then

deaf is a pretty good choice too, thanks for your thoughts

Everyday Lurker
Feb 22, 2011


therattle posted:

Second choice: Aryans, as detailed by mein Fuehrer.

Sure, lets go with an entire people with recessive genes. Might as well call Jews the master race.

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

It won't open.

nascar

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW


she tole me that you had gone away,my tears turn to rain/

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW


is kills you

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent


1/4 german 1/4 swede 1/2 mexican is the exact master race cocktail, op

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


PC

Tace Vim
Oct 13, 2005


1/4 aboriginal 3/4 white here

I picked aboriginal

but pc also

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ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!


The correct answer is obviously Polynesian.


(I'm not even sure I'm kidding)

ninotoreS fucked around with this message at Jul 20, 2014 around 11:26

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