Which race is the master race?

which race is best
	white
	black
	asian
	hispanic
	native american
	aboriginal
	eskimo
	belgian
	other
	goku

snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

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# ? Jul 20, 2014 12:26

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:21

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

There's no such thing as a white or black race op.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:21

DangerDan: May 31, 2011; FULTON: The Freshmaker

linux

# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:23

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

pc gaming

why wasn't this an option. This poll is rigged!

# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:31

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Real Answer: It's some tribe in Southeastern Africa.

Reason: Purity. Almost all other humans have traces of neanderthal and other pre-human DNA. Africans as a whole are least likely to have any foreign DNA - i.e. they are PURER - and thus a tribe that has remained mostly isolated around Kenya would be the purest humans of all.

BLACK POWER.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:00

Silver Gadget: Apr 17, 2006

Fatties.

They have the most food, do the least amount of work, and are constantly complaining about everything else.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:02

Lottery of Babylon: Apr 25, 2012; STRAIGHT TROPIN'

15/16 white 1/16 cherokee

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:08

Faux-Ass Nonsense: Feb 9, 2013; by Lowtax

jews.survived millennia of various people trying to exterminate them, and went on to produce some of the greatest minds that the human race has ever seen despite (because of?) that.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:11

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Formula 1

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:29

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

races are digitally mastered now, with bit-for-bit identical rights

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:31

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

um, first of all, white people come from neanderthals. this is proven in this documentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37wW5rR8624

second of all,

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:48

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I was going to vote goku but then felt that this cliche had previously reached its crescendo and so, in the end, abstained from voting entirely.

Also, I just want everyone to know, I scanned the poll for goku, saw it, thought what I previously wrote, and then made this post. I haven't read a single post in this thread including the OP.

Thank you all, I love you.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:54

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# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:57

Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

MondayHotDog posted:

pc gaming

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:58

Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

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# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:58

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

jews you goddamn dumbfuck wtf is this poll? or is that covered by goku b/c jews is half animal aliens people?

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:14

maker: Jun 1, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

NASCAR BABY

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:16

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

redshirt posted:

Real Answer: It's some tribe in Southeastern Africa.

Reason: Purity. Almost all other humans have traces of neanderthal and other pre-human DNA. Africans as a whole are least likely to have any foreign DNA - i.e. they are PURER - and thus a tribe that has remained mostly isolated around Kenya would be the purest humans of all.

BLACK POWER.

wtf neanderthals and denisovans and any other intermingled populations we haven't yet discovered are not pre-human, they existed alongside "homo sapiens" and their DNA is part of the modern human genome, they are as much our ancestors as anyone FUCKIN gently caress

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:18

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

maker posted:

NASCAR BABY

no

its boring poo poo for tards

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:27

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

3- legged

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:36

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

race doesn't exist op

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:40

Fame Douglas: Nov 20, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

pc gaming

Everybody knows it's this.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:42

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

nomadologique posted:

wtf neanderthals and denisovans and any other intermingled populations we haven't yet discovered are not pre-human, they existed alongside "homo sapiens" and their DNA is part of the modern human genome, they are as much our ancestors as anyone FUCKIN gently caress

Whatever you say half breed mongrel cave man.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:48

Filippo Corridoni: Jun 12, 2014; I'm the fuckin' man
You don't get it, do ya?

race is a social construct you nerds. It doesn't exist on a scientific level, we make it exist.

But of the "Race's" on the planet i'm gonna pick german. What we're typing right now is just really really horrid german, almost every language in europe is germanic and that's goddam awesome.

I once met a nerdy kid who visited germany, I almost bust a nut while talking to him about that place. He wasn't kind about the turks (but he was an american, clearly, so he said "not ALL turks are dicks". Open racism hasn't been cool here in like ever). I defended their honor by pointing out that they're the only people in germany today who are tradition-minded and have remained so despite living in germany for decades. That's pretty cool in my opinion. At the time i compared them to native americans who have retained their culture, but i think that was a ridiculous thing to say now. Turks weren't ethnically cleansed

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:52

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

MondayHotDog posted:

pc gaming

thank u

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:53

FuriousGeorge: Jan 23, 2006; Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.; Grimey Drawer

i don't think any of these races have infravision so the poll is kinda invalid.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:01

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

I voted white people, but I just want to clarify that dagos, Slavs and the Irish aren't white.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:07

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Imagine that if by some contrived circumstance you were the last person on earth but could revive a single race of people, which one would you?

That's what you consider the master race, you racist.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 16:09