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CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

Ponce de Le0n posted:

He posted his balls

weird I was gonna post my hairy balls in the myer briggs personality test thread

good thing i decided against it don't want ppl to think i'm a poser

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ew gross design spots clean your carpet dude

and trim those ball hairs

nobody likes a messy melvin

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
RIP design spots :( Glad I got to see his balls and hairy legs tho.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

jeez that guy had tiny balls
like if I was a lady and he had a tiny dick I'd be like "well that's something at least" but no he's got tiny rear end balls to go along with it. Like at least have something to offer, one or the other. gently caress

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Big Beef City posted:

jeez that guy had tiny balls
like if I was a lady and he had a tiny dick I'd be like "well that's something at least" but no he's got tiny rear end balls to go along with it. Like at least have something to offer, one or the other. gently caress

i think maybe the antipsychotic meds shrank his balls

that's sad and we shouldn't make fun

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo design spots you're a retard

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
guys don't compare balls and not post any pictures of yours that triggers me

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hahaha loving guy i am gonna have a full inbox tonight i bet

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Big Beef City posted:

jeez that guy had tiny balls
like if I was a lady and he had a tiny dick I'd be like "well that's something at least" but no he's got tiny rear end balls to go along with it. Like at least have something to offer, one or the other. gently caress

According to my sex-ed teacher he has average sized balls. She showed us via a bunch of variously sized wooden "testicles" on a string. I hope this is normal because I'm not kidding :/

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

mng posted:

According to my sex-ed teacher he has average sized balls. She showed us via a bunch of variously sized wooden "testicles" on a string. I hope this is normal because I'm not kidding :/

Our sex ed teacher just told us that there was this thing called sex and not to do it which is the ultimate catholic thing to do while banging one of your students

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

CommonTerry posted:

guys don't compare balls and not post any pictures of yours that triggers me

instead let me show you a picture of aatrek's balls




they're friendly to children, you see

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Wow that ballbag is lucky that's not my daughter next to him or else

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

What sophomoric statement are they making here

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

mookface posted:

Holy poo poo design spots you're a retard

I wish, I live in a world of crippling depression and worse. Every day I wake up is the same. " HEY LOOK THE NEWSPAPER IS HERE".

Only time I have peace is doing the crossword puzzle. People call them hard, but I call them "your brain needs to look into layers of words to solve this problem".

I'm rather sad it takes 15 minutes or 20, if i'm drinking coffee to solve it.

This accounts probably gonna get permaed, but I don't care anymore, also, I still have a 75$ debt to pay of.

so it goes.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Iggy Koopa posted:

yo hes nutty as gently caress please dont be mean to my good friend who has given me permission to doxx him like ten times but i never would do that

please don't use the word dox, its poor form.

I have information, or I know this guy, or, here is a mans life in digital googling.

dox sound like a douching or something even viler.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Take it easy my man

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Corey Plumper posted:

Take it easy my man

I like caterpillars, and June bugs, but there is none, and now i'm sad.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Design Spots I'm a doctor and you have testicular cancer

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Design Spots I'm a doctor and you have testicular cancer

I still haven't bought a new camera.

i'm empty I admit, but life is an RPG you create just by waking up.

i really do need to get a new camera.

Also, tiny balls are the best.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
design spots pls dont kill urself or other people :ohdear:

clean up ur home and get a tan. you will feel better

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Also do some squats or something because drat nigga

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

A misanthrope posted:

design spots pls dont kill urself or other people :ohdear:

clean up ur home and get a tan. you will feel better

I'm more worried about my cat than anything else, I've been in florida for like 4 days now? lovely restaurants, lovely night life.

You know though, I can still dive and get sand dollars, and they stain your hands purple.

I really am at peace for a few seconds of the day, it's cathartic

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

mookface posted:

Also do some squats or something because drat nigga

I'm not fat, i weight 142 lbs in a 6 foot frame.

if anything i should stuff myself with hamburgers and fries every day for a month.

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Why, I have completed the mission of life, get the house, the car(s), the wife, and it all turned out badly anyways,

I am never gonna finish my masters degree either, so give it a rest.

I am broken, I get that, take the drugs and do this or do that, it never helps.

I should be dead at least 6 times over, but everyday is a reset.

Oh, and for you guys worried about me killing myself, I can't.

Use the day as you see fit.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
Seriously, it's like you have like 12 credits to get a better degree, go

i'm like no.

and they constantly hound me

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

SpeedGem posted:

I'm not fat, i weight 142 lbs in a 6 foot frame.

if anything i should stuff myself with hamburgers and fries every day for a month.
Yes and it shows you need mass

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

12 credits ain't poo poo. Do it one class at a time if you have to

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

mookface posted:

Yes and it shows you need mass

i'm not here to impress anyone, if i look like a look, is fine, if you think I look bad, reflects your character. You want to make fun of someone, that's fine, but the real issue is what you are making fun of.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Corey Plumper posted:

12 credits ain't poo poo. Do it one class at a time if you have to

stop hounding me, i don't want to go back

is fine.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SpeedGem posted:

stop hounding me, i don't want to go back

is fine.
ur a good man

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
what's up with ur cat?

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

this is the first kind word i've heard in quite awhile.

Just let me be, and all is ok

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
design spock is alright in my book he is on my top 20 ilikedirt approvefd poster list. imo hes jyust swell.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

A misanthrope posted:

what's up with ur cat?

i dunno, I have a webcam attached to the computer and he just lays on the bed. remote access is a godscend.

I have people who go over there and feed him and change the litter and stuff.

my cats like, "who the gently caress are you"

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

ilikedirt posted:

design spock is alright in my book he is on my top 20 ilikedirt approvefd poster list. imo hes jyust swell.

you need to drink water and green tea tommorow, your piss gonna be a dark shade of yellow.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
quoyte this post if y ou want to find out if your on ilikedirts appeoroved poster list . this is a exclusive vip geroup of only the finest qualityi posters.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
this is like one of those "Who's Who" book things where you pay 150 bucks to be in a book with all the other people who paid 150 bux, isnt it

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Jack Black would be a fun dad.

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