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Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Katana Gomai posted:

Everyone's playing for Leverkusen this weekend, which means we're gonna lose today.

Oof.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
A really weird weekend up there.

All the greyed out kicktipps support this assessment.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Rodriguez is the best

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

frankenfreak posted:

A really weird weekend up there.

All the greyed out kicktipps support this assessment.

You'd have to be really bad and fail to not get at least one tipp right! :shepface:
Seriously what the gently caress is this poo poo ?

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

How do you even win an entire gameday with 10 points, that's stupid lmao

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Just look at those dumbass scores, jesus. What a weird match day. Also gently caress you Leverkusen for having the only odd-numbered score. It could have looked so nice.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

Healbot posted:

That's basically every Club fan in the Nürnberg region.

Not every.

Goddamn, der Glubb ist ein Depp. :suicide:

elwood
Mar 28, 2001

by Smythe
Can we end the season right now? K thx.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
I completely agree.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Too bad, we're continuing it tomorrow already!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Katana Gomai posted:

Lmao Draxler. Get hosed, Schalke

scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


Pand posted:

You'd have to be really bad and fail to not get at least one tipp right! :shepface:
Seriously what the gently caress is this poo poo ?

I almost had the goose egg too, if it weren't for that scoreless draw on Sunday! :smith:

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




elwood posted:

Can we end the season right now? K thx.



That's a nice-looking table, I must admit, especially now that I can actually watch the Bundesliga in the States due to a last-second deal done with the wheezing corpse of a TV network that has their rights and my provider.

(Also, is there any truth to the rumors that Quälix will be coming home to HSV after he ran Fulham right into the ground, or am I just dreaming?)

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Troy Queef posted:

That's a nice-looking table, I must admit, especially now that I can actually watch the Bundesliga in the States due to a last-second deal done with the wheezing corpse of a TV network that has their rights and my provider.

(Also, is there any truth to the rumors that Quälix will be coming home to HSV after he ran Fulham right into the ground, or am I just dreaming?)

He's got some history with the club, so I'm not discounting the possibility.
Looking at Fulham though his methods won't help Hamburg stay afloat.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
They've already signed someone who's described as an off-brand Klopp knock-off, so it's not happening - at least not for a while.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

elwood posted:

Can we end the season right now? K thx.



I do not much care for this table at the present time.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




frankenfreak posted:

They've already signed someone who's described as an off-brand Klopp knock-off, so it's not happening - at least not for a while.

Damnit, I wanted to see more great Magath stories (the latest one being released this weekend: instead of authorizing a recovery program for captain Brede Hangeland's injured thigh, he had a staffer run down to the grocery store, get a large block of cheese--what kind was not specified--and told the skipper to lie down for a while and place the cheese on where it hurt, because apparently it would cure what ailed him).

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Magath specified it to be curd cheese to use on an inflammation, a house remedy (which makes it kinda banal to report tbh).

The rest though lol

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

frankenfreak posted:

They've already signed someone who's described as an off-brand Klopp knock-off, so it's not happening - at least not for a while.

Tuchel? He's still available, but they've signed the U23-coach Joe Zinnenbauer as the new manager. I don't know if it's just temporary (it's always just temporary at HSV).

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
No, I'm talking about Zinnbauer who's been described as such by the media. Tuchel is less off-brand and more of the smaller competitor.

Also, at this point I'm sure Tuchel is waiting for the Schalke job finally becoming available.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
RIP Paderborn, we hardly knew ye.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Oh gently caress yeah

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Tzen posted:

Oh gently caress yeah

I like you, new kid. Everyone deserves to beat Frankfurt.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Pep doing all the moves, subbing Boateng for Rafinha at the start of the second half.

One centerback left on the pitch.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
bayern up two - nil , and pep is still trying to figure a way to lose

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Lord of Garbagemen posted:

bayern up two - nil , and pep is still trying to figure a way to lose
Can't even do that. Pep must walk.

Also, those shirt are already terrible and plastering the magenta 1 on them makes them even more heinous.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

frankenfreak posted:

Can't even do that. Pep must walk.

Also, those shirt are already terrible and plastering the magenta 1 on them makes them even more heinous.

yes, it is probably peps design. He wants it too look as bad as possible to further his plot to kill football.

Also, despite the score paderborn looks really good.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Yup, looking good despite trailing four goals.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Healbot posted:

Yup, looking good despite trailing four goals.

4-0 is the most dangerous score

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Lord of Garbagemen posted:

4-0 is the most dangerous score

Just look at us to see what can happen after a 4-0 win! :v:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Stuttgart have supposedly sacked Bobic, not that it's gonna make a difference.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Also Ricardo Moniz is no more manager of the fake Munich club.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
And we're working hard on adding a third name to the fired list today. :getin:


:suicide:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Just fire all of Southern Germany, into the sun preferably

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Dunban posted:

Stuttgart have supposedly sacked Bobic, not that it's gonna make a difference.

took long enough, still gonna get owned

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Smirr posted:

Just fire all of Southern Germany, into the sun preferably

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

hhahahaha i'll take a win, any win at this point

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Dortmund :frog:

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

dare i dream of a mid-table stuttgart? the middle of the sky is the limit

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Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
I hate this poo poo. If we lose to Schalke like this :suicide:

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