Enigma89 posted:

I never heard of this before.

frankenfreak posted:

Saddest thing was that one lonely guy who futilely tried to make the "Puto!" shout a thing.

AlexF posted:

He doesn't know either.

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Einer der Weltmeister hat es Henry ganz besonders angetan. "Ich habe es schon oft zu Franck gesagt: Thomas Müller ist der Beste. Er spielt das, was Fußball bedeutet. Er tut das, was das Spiel von ihm verlangt. Klingt simpel, aber genau das ist das Schwierigste", sagte Henry.

Er empfiehlt sogar jungen Spielern, sich Müller zum Vorbild zu nehmen - und nicht Cristiano Ronaldo oder Lionel Messi.

"Ronaldo und Messi sind Freaks. Man kann sie nicht kopieren. Aber Müller kann man sich viel abschauen. Er arbeitet, verteidigt, greift. Er spielt genau richtig. Wenn ich einen Sohn hätte, würde ich ihm raten: 'Eifere Müller nach.'"

mackintosh posted:

lewandowski scored a nice goal, still a gigantic piece of poo poo though who's now peddling t-mobile "jump" contracts, i hope he jumps in front of a bus

Katana Gomai posted:

Lol didn't they pull the same stunt last year? Good job.

sicDaniel posted:

Good to see Dortmund still love playing football, as opposed to those rich jaded hollywood stars from the south. If they keep that game up, they might be only a single-digit number of points behind Bayern at the end of the season. High hopes!
Also glad they are finally rid of Lewandowski, I always knew he was overrated. Can't wait to see him being offside some more.

Reset Smith posted:

Does anyone here really believe Pep will still be Bayern's coach two years from now?

African AIDS cum posted:

Hes a hosed up aspie weirdo with mental problems apparently

elbkaida posted:

What would be the correct time to light a flare, mr. straight guy?

Smirr posted:

elbkaida. He'll be throwing rocks at black people in the streets of Dresden tonight IMO

ephex posted:

Fußball, fick ja!

straight up brolic posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWXV8Mvq4tM

Smirr posted:

We used to play a drinking game where we took a drink every time Fuss said something hilarious or completely retarded or both. I really gotta catch some more matches on Sky this season, I miss him

hopterque posted:

You could do this with water and you'd still die before the game was over.

MuLepton posted:

sicDaniel posted:

Seems like Dortmund is finally done and unable to compensate for yet another major player leaving and all the additional injuries. Immobile is so incredibly bad, Reus has lost all skill and courage due to missing the World Cup and the midfielders have no idea what to do without Hummels, Sahin or Gündogan.
Leverkusen meanwhile continues to be my least favourite team, they score some lucky goals against us and spend the remaining time destroying the game and wasting as much time as possible. It's obviously effective and well done, but it pisses me off so much right now, as you can imagine.

Next week against Augsburg, I am cautiosly optimistic, maybe they'll win the first point of the season.

Oliax posted:

Xabi Alonso to Bayern!? Que pasa?

Seriously though, Schweinsteiger and Thiago must be more badly injured than anyone wants to admit. (And so much for Rode, Shakiri, Lahm, Alaba, Gaudino, etc. getting much time in DM)

Oliax posted:

Lahm and Alaba certainly, apparently they can also play a bit of fullback. But it would be nice to see what Shakiri, Rode and Gaudino can do one of these days...