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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012



I am gonna drive into philly to meet some chick I knew years ago and we're gonna get breakfast and oh my god I'm gonna die I'm freakin out.

This is the first date I've been on in years and I'm p sure I'll do ok but it's the whole "getting there without having an anxiety attack" part.

When's the last time gbs went on a date and did it go well.

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Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008


are you sure its a date op and you arent just catching up over breakfast with this person?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


get drunk first, who cares if it's breakfast. if she has fun you know she likes to party and if not...well.....

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013
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Breakfast isn't a date you buffoon.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013
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ps I hope you're driving like 40+ minutes for this non-date lmao.

uG
Apr 23, 2003



Whirlwind Jones posted:

Breakfast isn't a date you buffoon.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007



I went on a date with zero expectations and got laid, went another one before that with expectations of getting furiously laid and got stood up. Godbless.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012



Ghost Head posted:

are you sure its a date op and you arent just catching up over breakfast with this person?

Yeah it's a date, we're also going to the philly art museum in a couple weeks.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007



Slam whale holy grail.

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


Ain't gonna get no handbeezy over breakfast, yo.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012



boil a concentrate of your semen and urine and spray it on you

chicks go crazy horny for your pheromones

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007


Do women find guys that are prone to anxiety attacks sexy?

vocaloid orgasm
Apr 15, 2011

I keep on singing
Eternal life
VOCALOID

do this op

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012




I think that looks like a solid plan of attack.

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


SHISHKABOB posted:

I am gonna drive into philly to meet some chick I knew years ago and we're gonna get breakfast and oh my god I'm gonna die I'm freakin out.

This is the first date I've been on in years and I'm p sure I'll do ok but it's the whole "getting there without having an anxiety attack" part.

When's the last time gbs went on a date and did it go well.

dude i told you to get high


just don't get high on bath salts and eat her face

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004


i went on a date last night, i got a blowjob & had sex with her two times so i guess it wentr well

i dunno about your situation OP, have you been tested for fail AIDS?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering


I'm married now so it's been a long time since I went on an actual date.
All those expectations and hopes are memories dried into dust and blown away.

I don't think I could do that again.

I do miss the "Am I supposed to sex now?" moments, like one time a girl invited me up to her apartment after a first date to show me her tarantula (like an honest to god spider, not her hooha) and I was like, "Is this a 'coffee, tea, or me' moment?" except with a spider.


I hope this story helps you, OP.

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


Big Beef City posted:

I'm married now so it's been a long time since I went on an actual date.
All those expectations and hopes are memories dried into dust and blown away.

I don't think I could do that again.

I do miss the "Am I supposed to sex now?" moments, like one time a girl invited me up to her apartment after a first date to show me her tarantula (like an honest to god spider, not her hooha) and I was like, "Is this a 'coffee, tea, or me' moment?" except with a spider.


I hope this story helps you, OP.

dude did you gently caress a spider

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


bruh the forum for writing fiction short stories is down there

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

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where are you getting breakfast? i live in philly and i will show up and we can do a bit where i am rude to your girl or something and you can act all tough and get some pussay

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

all my words trip as they leave my lips
I've come to set things straight
she needs an excuse to end things and
become the things you hate


i had a date last night it went alright, good luck OP I hope it goes well

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

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i will run up on you guys with a ski mask on and shout GIMME THE MONEY BITCH and then you yell at me or something and ill just run away

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering


No, and I didn't gently caress that girl, either even though she was very attractive. I just honestly didn't know what I was supposed to do.

I kinda wished I had though because she was smokin' and we'd just had some bomb rear end sushi and that really would have capped the night off well.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

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facebook jihad posted:

i had a date last night it went alright, good luck OP I hope it goes well

no sex

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010


Taking a page out of King of Internet's play boom, I see.

Uncle at Nintendo
Dec 31, 2000



What's his name?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


this guy is nervous for his date and people are making 'yeah like anybody would go on a date with you homo' style comments

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




idk man are u sure she didnt get all fat or something since the last time u seen her


just sayin.



also where u goin for breakfast?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Soft Hil- nope, not doing this rhyme.

~SMcD

Wet it up, OP

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014


Whirlwind Jones posted:

Breakfast isn't a date you buffoon.

breakfast can be a date if you already know the girl, which the op does

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012



Internetjack posted:

Do women find guys that are prone to anxiety attacks sexy?

Probably not, but I'm not what you'd call "prone"

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


look good for your date

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003



don't forget your printer

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


SHISHKABOB posted:

Probably not, but I'm not what you'd call "prone"

You going to ihop or the Waffle House? Or maybe Denny's?

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


redshirt posted:

You going to ihop or the Waffle House? Or maybe Denny's?

Take her to the waffle house at like 2am but get drunk with her first its fool proof

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


redshirt posted:

You going to ihop or the Waffle House? Or maybe Denny's?

go to 7-11 at the right time and you can get the recently expired sandwiches they're throwing out for free. they're still good to eat and everything.

do that shiskabob and show her how thrifty you are

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014


Cucking Mama posted:

look good for your date

no! don't!

i have very little time to explain, but UuUuurARrrrrhghhg

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

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they dont have waffle house in the northeast thats a disgusting southern thing

Juice Box Hero
Jan 10, 2007

♫ Juicy in the sky wit dimons ♫

Order something with lots of hollandaise and eat it seductively.

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A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


Benedick Cuckold posted:

UuUuurARrrrrhghhg

that's the noise you make when you cum, isn't it

shameful things itt

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