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I'm married now so it's been a long time since I went on an actual date. All those expectations and hopes are memories dried into dust and blown away. I don't think I could do that again. I do miss the "Am I supposed to sex now?" moments, like one time a girl invited me up to her apartment after a first date to show me her tarantula (like an honest to god spider, not her hooha) and I was like, "Is this a 'coffee, tea, or me' moment?" except with a spider. I hope this story helps you, OP.
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No, and I didn't gently caress that girl, either even though she was very attractive. I just honestly didn't know what I was supposed to do. I kinda wished I had though because she was smokin' and we'd just had some bomb rear end sushi and that really would have capped the night off well.
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Jul 20, 2014 18:05
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Get a real creamy pasta dish, like a cajun alfredo with shrimp and scallops. Twirl some limp cream covered noodles around your fork and stab a shrimp. Be all like "This what ur puss looks like, right girl?" and then stuff it into your greedy mouth hole.
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Jul 20, 2014 18:48
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This is funny but not for the reason you think it is.
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