Need help with groom's speech

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Need help with groom's speech

Kombotron: Aug 11, 2011

Jables88 posted:

I'm writing my groom's speech for my wedding and I have no idea what to say.

Background: We are both white.

praise hitler profusely.

compare ur wedding as similar to the Anschluss between fair Austria and noble Germany

hope for the blessings of numerous white children

hail gay satan

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