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Jables88 posted:What the gently caress is wrong with you people, YES I AM THE GROOM. The first line writes itself. More seriously: go on Youtube and watch the top-rated 20 or so groom's speeches. The originality bar is not high, it's mostly in the delivery. Shamelessly cobble together a framework of generic gags from these speeches, insert some personal anecdotes, and read the hideously hackneyed end result aloud. After you've done this a couple of times, one better line will probably come into your head. You seriously need only three or so original lines for people to think it's a good speech. If you can sing a tune, even really horribly, say that you were told that one of the ways to improve your delivery was to sing the speech through at various pitches before you speak it. Treat your listeners to a couple of quick samples, one as high as your can manage, and one as low, to the most ludicrously inappropriate tunes you can think of.
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