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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
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  • 1926- Philadelphia A's outfielder Al Simmons establishes an American League record by playing in 394 consecutive games to start a career. It will not be until 2005 that this streak is broken by Hideki Matsui.
  • 1944- St. Louis Browns' hurler Nels Potter is banned for ten days, becoming the first pitcher ever to be suspended for throwing a spitball.
  • 1969- At Connie Mack Stadium , play between the Phillies and Cubs is halted in the third inning with the two teams moving silently to their respective baselines to look skyward as the Phillies' crowd is informed word that Neil Armstrong has landed on the moon.
  • 1976- Hank Aaron hit his 755th and last big league homer off Angels' hurler Dick Drago.
  • 2006- In a 26 inning New York-Penn League game which takes 6 hours, 40 minutes to complete at KeySpan Park in Coney Island, the Oneonta Tigers outlast the hometown Brooklyn Cyclones, 6-1. Mark Wright, a reserve outfielder, is the losing pitcher in the third longest game by innings in professional baseball history

Without the space program we'd never have phoneposting.

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BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Isn't it 45 years?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
God I love morning baseball (west coast heathen over here). Thanks for getting the thread up so prompt Tedd.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Ambassador of Funk posted:

God I love morning baseball (west coast heathen over here). Thanks for getting the thread up so prompt Tedd.

I think you mean "West Coast Heaven" :hfive:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Isn't it 45 years?

:doh: you're absolutely right

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

BearDrivingTruck posted:

I think you mean "West Coast Heaven" :hfive:

No doubt. West Coast, Best Coast.

Also is it weird that I'm excited for a Lincecum start in the New Lincecum Era?

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Ambassador of Funk posted:

No doubt. West Coast, Best Coast.

Also is it weird that I'm excited for a Lincecum start in the New Lincecum Era?

Not at all :getin:

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Take deep breaths, Ambassador

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Haha, I knew I shouldn't excited. Bad things happen when I do.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Dan Johnson: .160 avg, .421 obp.

I love him.

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008
man, the CSN Philly team is really ragging on Alex Wood.

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008

Chexoid posted:

Dan Johnson: .160 avg, .421 obp.

I love him.

That's a beautiful statline. Please tell me he has ten homers, too.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Ah jeez, I just realized the Giants lineup :gonk:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
After the first pitch strike the Bucs Radio guys talk about Locke's control

- walk on 4 straight pitches
- 2 run home run

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Ah jeez, I just realized the Giants lineup :gonk:

I guess they decided to give everyone a day off at once.

Though Crawford's only played two games since the All-Star Break.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Comerica Park sung happy birthday to Mike Ilitch. :unsmith:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

I guess they decided to give everyone a day off at once.

Though Crawford's only played two games since the All-Star Break.

Screw your rest and screw your matchups Bochy! :argh:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

the Marlins ran themselves right out of that inning. yikes. maybe stuff like that comes with being such a young team

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008
now the broadcasters are talking about Kendrick's 1-2-3 inning like they've just personally witnessed a miracle.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Buster is love, Buster is life

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
BUSTAAAA

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
That was more production than I was expecting from Scutaro.

And way to go Buster!

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Oh gently caress me

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I see post-All-Star-Break Jeff Locke is alive and well

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Oh gently caress me

Seriously Locke, stop giving up homers.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Rangers are so bad

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


the marlins suck at running, which is a nice thing that i am happy about

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Well that is absolute bullshit

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I know I'm way late to the Giants-Marlins game, but yay Timmy is mustache-free again :allears:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Torii :woop:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
:rip: Smyly's no-no.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


I slept until noon, and just turned on the game. So Jays Argument Stadium, blame me if this game goes south.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
Tommy LaStella isn't Dan Uggla! :woop:

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Come on Colby
Ok, come on Dan Johnson

LonesomeCrowdedWest fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Jul 20, 2014

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Holy poo poo Lincecum is throwing some hangers in this inning

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
loving Insanely Cool

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Lol Buehrle balks by falling.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
And then gives up a 2 run single on the next pitch to tie the game.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Lincecum balks, hangs one to Stanton, hangs two to Garret Jones, gives up a hit and a walk, and no runs score.

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Robertson with 4 rbis :toot:



gets promptly picked off :negative:

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