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Ambassador of Funk: Aug 2, 2009; Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

coronaball posted:

Lincecum balks, hangs one to Stanton, hangs two to Garret Jones, gives up a hit and a walk, and no runs score.

It's great, he couldn't buy this kind of luck these last few years.

Also shock of shocks, the bottom four of the lineup have gone 0-for-12.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:11

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Tigers aggressively trying to squander another lead. Sigh.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:15

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

coronaball posted:

Lincecum balks, hangs one to Stanton, hangs two to Garret Jones, gives up a hit and a walk, and no runs score.

And he's back for the seventh inning, which totally makes sense. :geno:

edit: oh for gently caress's sake

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jul 20, 2014

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:16

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

Yeah go Marlins!!

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:21

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Shoulda taken Lincecum out this inning. His pitch count wasn't that high but it was clear the humidity was getting to him.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:21

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Ambassador of Funk posted:

It's great, he couldn't buy this kind of luck these last few years.

Also shock of shocks, the bottom four of the lineup have gone 0-for-12.

And his bullshit luck just ran out on a wild pitch :negative:

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:21

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

VJeff posted:

Tigers aggressively trying to squander another lead. Sigh.

At least Ausmus kept Smyly in the game. We're going to need another three or four runs before he comes out.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:22

Ambassador of Funk: Aug 2, 2009; Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Rah! posted:

And his bullshit luck just ran out on a wild pitch

I don't think Hector Sanchez is very good at his job.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:24

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Melky !!

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:24

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Ambassador of Funk posted:

I don't think Hector Sanchez is very good at his job.

But he caught a no hitter, so that means

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:26

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

goddamnit Feliz

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:26

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Deteriorata posted:

At least Ausmus kept Smyly in the game. We're going to need another three or four runs before he comes out.

Looks like it'll be Joba in the 8th which means you know who in the 9th.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:28

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

I take back what I said. Ground rule doubles rock

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:30

coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Buster's probably safe, probably won't be overturned

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:33

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Posey was clearly out, although his reaction to the call was really amusing.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:34

Ambassador of Funk: Aug 2, 2009; Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

coronaball posted:

Buster's probably safe, probably won't be overturned

YeahTubaMike posted:

Posey was clearly out, although his reaction to the call was really amusing.

I'm getting conflicting messages here.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:35

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Sad to say it but I think the Polanco Train has come to a screeching halt

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:37

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Stefen Romero is batting cleanup for the Mariners. Stefen ".190 batting average" Romero. And Cano isn't playing. We're so hosed.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:38

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Good inning by Cecil to come in and strand the lead-off double there

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:41

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

All-star Kyle Seager bitch

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:43

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

Kyle Seager is really good

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:44

Thesoro: Dec 6, 2005; YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

Pungry posted:

Stefen Romero is batting cleanup for the Mariners. Stefen ".190 batting average" Romero. And Cano isn't playing. We're so hosed.

romero cleanup wastes the copious talent of Endy Chavez and Willie Ballgame

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:46

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Justin Smoak got an infield hit lmao

Thesoro posted:

romero cleanup wastes the copious talent of Endy Chavez and Willie Ballgame

unironically agreed

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:47

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

The Mariners are the grittiest team in the league

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:48

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

The Mariners have reached their run allowance for the first nine innings of today's game.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:49

a rowdy mullet: Feb 12, 2009

Mariners are lucky and also good :smug:

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:49

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

2 outs, so what

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:50

Thesoro: Dec 6, 2005; YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

what the balls mariners

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:51

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Joe Nathan is warming, so please score more runs.

Edit: oh hey, thanks Nick.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:51

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

The Marlins win a game? THE MARLINS WIN A GAME!

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:52

Ambassador of Funk: Aug 2, 2009; Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Let's be honest, from the moment this lineup was drawn up this was the only want this game could have ended.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:53

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Jays just piling it on here. Glad to see some offense in the late innings

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:54

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Gosh, I am just so surprised that they left Timmy in just long enough for him to blow it. This NEVER happens.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:54

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Honestly we did better than I expected with that lineup.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:54

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

West went south in a hurry

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:54

Ambassador of Funk: Aug 2, 2009; Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

YeahTubaMike posted:

Gosh, I am just so surprised that they left Timmy in just long enough for him to blow it. This NEVER happens.

You act like there was a chance the Giants were going to score another run at some point.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:56

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

And here comes Joe Nathan, who will unbelievably give up a grand slam homer in ~~bottom~~ top of the 9th.

Ed: duh

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:57

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Joshua

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:59

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

On the one hand, Nathan didn't implode and the Tigers won. On the other hand, this probably means they won't fire him.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:03

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ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Neil!

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