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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Advertise self as obedient and willing sex slave on Craiglist that is down for ANYTHING to the right mistress who can give him a home. Wait for responses to come in.

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KierkegaardsHo
Mar 21, 2004

Al Borland posted:

Advertise self as obedient and willing sex slave on Craiglist that is down for ANYTHING to the right mistress who can give him a home. Wait for responses to come in.

Emphasize "anything" like this:

~~~***ANYTHING***~~~

Mystery Steve
Nov 9, 2006
Fun Shoe
Go to the woods make a sacrifice for slenderman.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Big Beef City posted:

Make the guy do whatever it is that's happening in Ron Paul Hype Man's signature.
I dunno what the gently caress that guy is doing, like riding a shovel while being towed by something or firing a gun or whatever what's happening with that?

I hope Ron Paul Hype Man sees this post and tells me what that dude is doing because IDK

A modified version of "Arseboarding."

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again
>suck on hitlers ballsack!!!!!!

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

Anime Sandwich posted:

>suck on hitlers ballsack!!!!!!

^^^ This ^^^

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
>murder yourself

Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
> Begin Night 1.

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax
Go shopping.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
Masturbate to hardcore child pornography

Pumprag
Jan 29, 2013

Anime Sandwich posted:

>suck on hitlers ballsack!!!!!!

that would be hosed up

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

>Tade plape

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
>watch space jam

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
>Wear boy's face you collected before mailing, enter home like nothing is wrong

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Mash posted:

The snapping of bone and tearing of flesh is a familiar sound to you, but you don't know why. It's not like you've ever killed anyone before now...is it?



With the child ready to be mailed, you cross the street, in search of the girl.

(End of Day 1)
:getin:

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

>poo poo out a big turd and schmear it on the camera, breaking the 4th wall

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro

Arkanomen posted:

>Wear boy's face you collected before mailing, enter home like nothing is wrong

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Pyroi posted:

> Begin Night 1.

what's wrong?



why are you screaming?

(Real updates tomorrow)

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
> Be depressed.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


> You're a juggalo.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Mash posted:

what's wrong?



why are you screaming?

(Real updates tomorrow)

Holy poo poo! Strap the gently caress in!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
>look for your time scepter to travel back in time to fuedal japan in order to aid the ninja turtles in their quest to overturn daimyo nobunaga

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
>play nobunagas ambition

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ilikedirt posted:

>look for your time scepter to travel back in time to fuedal japan in order to aid the ninja turtles in their quest to overturn daimyo nobunaga

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
stab the girl and then poop in the stab wound while singing Amish Paradise

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Do an update today motherfucker

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

a cop posted:

Do an update today motherfucker

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
wearing the boy's face pretend to be the little boy to the parents so they don't call the cops

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
>Cosplay Nobunaga

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

a cop posted:

Do an update today motherfucker

If people insist, but if there's a drop in quality, blame it on me being up for 30 hours

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
>Find and kidnap nearest infant. Create baby shield to go with your whip.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

never trust an elf posted:

>Cosplay Nobunaga

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mash posted:

If people insist, but if there's a drop in quality, blame it on me being up for 30 hours

i was perfectly happy waiting till tomorrow for an update. this is a lot of work and i'd rather you do it when you feel inspired than when you feel pressured.

just look at what happened to microwave. he used to do great CYA MSPaints and now everyone wants to gently caress his mom.

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

5 :black101:

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

DO IT BITCH

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
The young boys face put up more of a fight than you expected, but when you're trying to do it with your teeth and nails, you can't expect it quick and easy. The sun has set, just as you have set upon the house across the street.

LATE NIGHT ENCOUNTER!



An unkempt man in his unmentionables is brandishing a fire arm at you. The young girl from earlier is clutched in his other hand.

"Where's mah fucken' son?!" he barks at you.

"I am your son."



(tomorrow)

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
idk why you're all pixely and everyone else is just scribbly and poo poo seems like you just got lazy and ditched the theme but oh well it's not like anyone actually takes these dumb threads seriously. kind of jarring visually though, just saying.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Show him your penis.

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

idk why you're all pixely and everyone else is just scribbly and poo poo seems like you just got lazy and ditched the theme but oh well it's not like anyone actually takes these dumb threads seriously. kind of jarring visually though, just saying.

trust me, i'm going back to the style tomorrow. i just had the ideas going today and went with it.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Whirlwind Jones posted:

idk why you're all pixely and everyone else is just scribbly and poo poo seems like you just got lazy and ditched the theme but oh well it's not like anyone actually takes these dumb threads seriously. kind of jarring visually though, just saying.

shut up this poo poo is great

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