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Jeff is sure turning out to be a real piece of work op
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I want a Mash/Atma crossover compilation when this is over. You have my demands.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:32
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Whirlwind Jones posted:idk why you're all pixely and everyone else is just scribbly and poo poo seems like you just got lazy and ditched the theme but oh well it's not like anyone actually takes these dumb threads seriously. kind of jarring visually though, just saying. just a videogame man in an MS-Paint's world
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Jul 21, 2014 03:43
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>Start sucking your own dick while also doing that funny Russian dance in order to avoid the oncoming bullets.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:57
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Throw face at the gun-toting madman and take the firearm away from Billy. Kids shouldn't play with firearms.
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Jul 21, 2014 04:09
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>Get shot in the face. Reveal true face.
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Jul 21, 2014 04:13
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if this thread doesnt turn into a reenactment of the third ninja turtles movie im going to open palm slap the op
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Jul 21, 2014 04:21
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>Get shot >double over in pain while screaming "OH GOD, DAD, WHY DID YOU SHOOT MY, I THOUGHT WE WE'RE FAMIL"
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Jul 21, 2014 07:08
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>Threaten to call
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Jul 21, 2014 07:14
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KomodoWagon posted:>Threaten to call Wolf Blitzer if he shoots you lean over and use your astro boy butt rifle. look it up, kids got a gun up his but with a barrel that pops out.
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Jul 21, 2014 07:15
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Jeff has to change his name to Tyler now.
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Jul 21, 2014 12:48
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Immersion ruined E: Kill Jeff Roy fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Jul 21, 2014 |
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Jul 21, 2014 13:06
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>shove smegma down the barrel of the gun
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Jul 21, 2014 16:25
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The flow of time shifts. The world around you warps to make a more consistent timeline.  Once again, the boys face is yours. In this timeline, it is still daylight. You cross the street.  "Where's mah fucken' son?!" "I am your son." Waltzing Along posted:Show him your penis. "Awwgh!" The man closes his eyes and fires a shot. His daughter screams.   The medallion around your neck shifts to meet the bullet!  A piece of it breaks off. It's looking fragile now. Mom with a blog fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jul 21, 2014 |
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Jul 21, 2014 21:04
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>slice the man up ninja style with my sonichu fragment
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Jul 21, 2014 21:05
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>remove medallion and strangle the fat man, passing on the curse on to him
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Jul 21, 2014 21:09
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> fake left, the go right and tackle the man and begin to strangle him with your dropped pants
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Jul 21, 2014 21:16
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>throw ur hat at him w/ so much force it embeds in his chest cutting his heart in too
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Jul 21, 2014 21:21
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ilikedirt posted:>throw ur hat at him w/ so much force it embeds in his chest cutting his heart in too + >call gay ex back
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Jul 21, 2014 21:26
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kick your pants into his face
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Jul 21, 2014 21:27
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ask to see the fathers penis
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Jul 21, 2014 21:39
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Get erection. Begin to cry.
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Jul 21, 2014 21:53
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Become incapable of regretting all your previous actions.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:18
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whatever you do make sure to mention that time is a flat circle a bunch
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Jul 21, 2014 22:23
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Fandyien posted:>slice the man up ninja style with my sonichu fragment If Tenchu taught you anything, it's that reflex is everything. And shurikens rule.  Aiming for his gun-hand, you attempt a disarm (not unlike Batman)  "Hnnng! Mah hand!!" he screams! His daughter runs into the house, screaming for her life.  "Whaddya want from me?!" Waltzing Along posted:ask to see the fathers penis Demon of the East posted:> fake left, the go right and tackle the man and begin to strangle him with your dropped pants  The loss of his hand has weakened him and put him into shock (your rock hard erection pressing into his back doesn't help either). If this were any other day, he'd be able to pummel you into the dirt. But today isn't like any other day. Today is The Day that was foretold. Dubsy posted:>call gay ex back You lose your erection and pull your phone out. Jerry is on redial.  Riiiiing...riiiiing...riiiiing...riii -- "Hello?"  What do you say? Mom with a blog fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jul 21, 2014 |
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Jul 21, 2014 22:26
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>tell him with complete honesty and conviction what's happened in the last hour.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:29
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>steal the gun >force man to fart on daughter >smell the fart
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Jul 21, 2014 22:30
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Tell him you've cleaned up, have been sober for almost a year, and are ready to move on with your life. Then tell him you're blocking his number.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:33
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Arrhythmia posted:>tell him with complete honesty and conviction what's happened in the last hour. then say "i love u" and shoot gun into the sky then hang up
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Jul 21, 2014 22:36
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put your penis in his hand. put the gun in the hand. pull up your pants. cut off fathers face and wear it. follow girl into house.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:38
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>fart into phone
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Jul 21, 2014 22:41
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Ron Darling posted:I want a Mash/Atma crossover compilation when this is over. They should take turns advancing the plot each post... would be pretty interesting I think.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:42
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>tap medallion and say "Electric Hedgehog power!"
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Jul 21, 2014 22:45
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> Give him a riddle about what you've done over the past hour.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:46
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>would you like to change your long distance plan?
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ilikedirt posted:>tell him with complete honesty and conviction what's happened in the last hour. then say "i love u" and shoot gun into the sky then hang up
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Jul 21, 2014 22:48
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>push phone up butt fart really loud and long.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:50
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fart into the ear piece then slap your balls on it groan out the words "I love you"
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Jul 21, 2014 22:50
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>Using your new identity as Billy, attempt to seduce him
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Arrhythmia posted:>tell him with complete honesty and conviction what's happened in the last hour.
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