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Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Pyroi posted:

>Go to the interview room.

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Have lowtax mount and sexually pleasure mayor rob ford.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The thread is out of control! OP, close it before they start submitting fan art :barf:

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
There's something alive in the interview room. Go there.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
> Switch to Jeff, isnt this Jeff Quest?

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Tenzarin posted:

> Switch to Jeff, isnt this Jeff Quest?

Fuderyuu
Mar 16, 2004

Finger Lickin' Good!
> Realize you can cover ground better if you split up
> Give Rob a pair of tricked out Google Glasses that lets you see what he sees
> Have Rob head East
> You head North
> Tell Rob to meet up in the shower rooms
> think lustfully of all the glorious chubby rear end your going to get from him when this is over

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
>switch to goku
>find the 2 star dragon ball

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

drilldo squirt posted:

Have lowtax mount and sexually pleasure mayor rob ford.

>remind MASH to add a dog, watermelon, bean. or just a watermelondog and a bean to next update p plz

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
> take another, another hit

e: "We should find the evidence room" - says ford sweating

a whole buncha crows fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Sep 16, 2014

visceril
Feb 24, 2008
>go with Rob to the top of the stairs
>SHMORKY short-circuits and shows Rob what it means to be a goon

Punc
Nov 3, 2009

Ass to Ass.
First:

Pyroi posted:

>Go to the interview room.

and collect AGENT CARTER, then

Fargin Icehole posted:

>hit the showers, big boy :wink:

to recreate the shower scene from Casino Royal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ67V2SqD3A&t=135s

toby
Dec 4, 2002

Punc posted:

to recreate the shower scene from Casino Royal:

huh. i have no recollection of that scene

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



I always thought it was creepy that he was sucking blood off her fingers.

Throb Robinson
Feb 8, 2010

He would enjoy administering the single antidote to Leia. He would enjoy it very much indeed..
> Watch Mayor Ford die of rear end cancer and become a miniboss when Jeff takes his flesh.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Throb Robinson posted:

> Watch Mayor Ford die of rear end cancer and become a miniboss when Jeff takes his flesh.

Goddamnit. Came here to post ficksnfugn Spicer gah. loving spider on my neck.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
rip Jeff

u were gay

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Jeff Quest will return, just like the Dark Tower series.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
>don't die

gibb3h
Jul 15, 2014

OMGVBFLOL posted:

>don't die

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

OMGVBFLOL posted:

>don't die

odincode
Aug 12, 2010

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.
Mash Rothfuss, please come back we love you.. :ohdear:

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
> let everyone know the update status

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Poland Spring posted:

> let everyone know the update status

there isn't an update

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

plain blue jacket posted:

there isn't an update

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Dongattack posted:

>don't update for a month

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
>do update for a month

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
Hey baby, I hear the flesh a-callin',
Fused muscles and scrambled brains

Oh my.



Mercy.

Got back from Ottawa the other night. What a truly terrible place. Whipped this up last night and I'm going full steam again this week.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Mash posted:

Hey baby, I hear the flesh a-callin',
Fused muscles and scrambled brains

Oh my.



Mercy.

Got back from Ottawa the other night. What a truly terrible place. Whipped this up last night and I'm going full steam again this week.

>kill self
>start new game

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
Ottawa is awesome, you're so wrong.

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

tuyop posted:

Ottawa is awesome, you're so wrong.

Well, the area that I was staying in was near the Rideau Canal which was both architecturally beautiful with a lot of nice restaurants and bars, but also full of crackheads and hookers.

Mom with a blog fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Sep 28, 2014

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

Splash image for when this is front paged.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Mash posted:

Well, the area that I was staying in was near the Rideau Canal which was both architecturally beautiful with a lot of nice restaurants and bars, but also full of crackheads and hookers.

i, too, can't stand having to look at poors

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i, too, can't stand having to look at poors

as a poor i could relate at first, but when they're constantly harassing you for 2 weeks it can get pretty drat annoying

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
i used to work in crack central, i wasn't being ironic

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Mash posted:

as a poor i could relate at first, but when they're constantly harassing you for 2 weeks it can get pretty drat annoying

You're supposed to gently caress the hookers and give crack to the crackheads. Have you never hung out with actual poors before?

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Thump! posted:

You're supposed to gently caress the hookers and give crack to the crackheads. Have you never hung out with actual poors before?

Actual poors live in over-leveraged townhouses and have maxed out credit lines from Crate & Barrel.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



tuyop posted:

Actual poors live in over-leveraged townhouses and have maxed out credit lines from Crate & Barrel.

What is that, like a Canadian Cracker Barrel?

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Thump! posted:

What is that, like a Canadian Cracker Barrel?

Bed Bath & Beyond for people who don't understand math.

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Mash posted:

Hey baby, I hear the flesh a-callin',
Fused muscles and scrambled brains

Oh my.



Mercy.

Got back from Ottawa the other night. What a truly terrible place. Whipped this up last night and I'm going full steam again this week.

>recruit Kelsey Grammer
>be whimsical and foppish

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