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THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>Check browser history

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THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>get MAD. Get ANGRY

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>Tear off your genitals and draw goku pants on the wall in your own blood

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>get the mail

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008

Waltzing Along posted:

open mailbox
put penis in mailbox
slam mailbox shut

>send "the package"

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008

Whirlwind Jones posted:

idk why you're all pixely and everyone else is just scribbly and poo poo seems like you just got lazy and ditched the theme but oh well it's not like anyone actually takes these dumb threads seriously. kind of jarring visually though, just saying.

just a videogame man in an MS-Paint's world

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>Eat the dinosaur, then go in the next room to buttchug a couple brews

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>almost but don't quite die from alcohol poisoning

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>Throw your arms wide, put on your best rear end in a top hat smile and just be all like "come on"

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>Give the mortician the latest issue of the Watchtower

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>Take the clock off the wall and write the word "MURDER" over every number in red sharpie. Attach a chain to it and wear it like a necklace.

Whenever somebody asks about it say something vague about freedom of speech.

THE FUCKING MOON fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jul 27, 2014

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008

RandomPauI posted:

>Graft his head to your neck so you have three heads

This, but it feels like four

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>have complete faith in the rookie. kick your feet up on the table, put on your biggest grin and motion for her to get on with her job

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THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008

Junkfist posted:

>Push table against wall.
>Align your rear end in a top hat with the center of the crack in the glass.
>Wait for the inevitable.

im quivering in anticipation

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