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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Kirios posted:

Wait

There's a WWE PPV tonight?

WWE BATTLEGROUND AVAILABLE ON THE WWE NETWORK OR FROM YOUR LOCAL CABLE PROVIDER MAGGLE

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Professor Funk posted:

It's on the Network right now!!! :smithicide:

Guys remember when we were all so unhappy with the direction of the Daniel Bryan booking and the clusterfuck endings and that they wouldn't put the belt on him, but at least there was a healthy DB putting on good matches in the main event at PPVs :smith:

(Edit): also Brad Maddox wasn't chained up in a cave somewhere

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Yeah, they could have just put up a placard that said "BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA GIVE HIM THE BELT ON A B-LEVEL PPV SO, TO BE CONTINUED"

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
drat, Butterbean loving clobbered him with that right

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
It never fails to make me laugh that Michael Cole and JBL have to wear uncomfortable ill-fitting suits while King pulls the ugliest loving thing he can find out of the local Goodwill

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
So is both this and the Funkapocalypse happening on the pre-show?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Psybro posted:

So what's the deal with Adam Rose, is he like their dealer or something

He enjoys partying

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
so we wasted like months on this Fandango/Layla/Summer Rae angle to culminate in jobbing him to Adam Rose on a preshow

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
You can't DQ someone because the other guy got hit by a party

a party is a force of nature

you wouldn't DQ someone if an earthquake knocked them down in the middle of a match

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Shima Honnou posted:

Extended shots of Layla bouncing is my guess.

ok, you turned my opinion around on that segment

Bard Maddox posted:

THIS IS THE SADDEST VIDEO PACKAGE EVER

ending on that curbstomp was awesome

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
hot crowd tonight

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
THEYSO CRAZY

wait, I screwed that up

(edit): are they going to do a twin magic screwup again

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
TIME FOR THE MATCH OF THE NIGHT

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
this is actually better than I expected, at least it's kind of vicious

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

DarkstarIV posted:

this will probably end in a roll up.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

armoredgorilla posted:

Is Cameron's music j-pop??

just kind of generic house music

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Stealthed Zombie posted:

"YOU MEAN THE MATCH WHERE JOHN CENA DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO GET PINNED??" "THAT'S RIGHT, HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO GET PINNED"
Cena Promo: "I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GET PINNED. THE ODDS ARE AGAINST ME!"
Announcers: "CENA DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO GET PINNED!"

Guys I think Kane is taking it.

how could he possibly overcome these odds

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

oatgan posted:

i'm so happy we get another month of Naomi vs. Cameron

this but unironically

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

oatgan posted:

i know its hard to tell sometimes because i infrequently use punctuation and capital letters but i was 100% serious

I just assumed anyone else stating that opinion was sarcastic! hello brother

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Saint Freak posted:

Does anyone know what happens if someone other than Cena gets pinned?

title is held in abeyance

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Stealthed Zombie posted:

DROP THE BELTS MOTHERFUCKERS. DROP. THE. loving. BELTS.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

fart blood posted:

So does every Samoan wrestler have a giant tribal pec/upper shoulder tattoo?

when Rock got his he said it is a traditional thing representing events of your life, or something like that

so kind of

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
what's that Cole? in a 2 out of 3 falls match, the team that gets the first fall is at an advantage?

the hell you say

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ahahah Harper just going over to casually grip on Rowan's head for a second

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

DeathChicken posted:

JBL super jinxed the Wyatts

I hate when he does that because 98% of the time he just spoiled the outcome of the match (it's the opposite of whatever he blurts out way too early)

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

pressedbunny posted:

Network (browser) is hosed for me, already had several freezes and it's forcing it down to the worst quality. Speed tests and other sites show nothing wrong on my end.

First time the Network's let me down :(

It's not the Network's fault, it's working perfectly on my end. Some internet connectivity issue somewhere on the way to you, but WWE can't control for that.

pressedbunny posted:

When Bo jiggles his way around the ring I don't see you people reposting it eight times per page. Sexists :colbert:

we totally do, though

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

TheJoker138 posted:

Harper does the best squisher since Kevin Nash.

Harper is so much better than a guy who looks like him has any right to be

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ROWAN WITH A FLYING THINGIE

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
NOBODY KICKS OUT OF THE SPLASH

NOBODY

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ROWAN DID A THING

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I mean, granted that double superplex was like 90% the Usos just doing a front flip but still

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
what a surprise, the guys JBL spent half the match saying couldn't win totally won, I wish he would knock that poo poo off

still, hell of a match

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
oh poo poo, they are blowing all the best matches to start

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ahhahahahaahahahahaa

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
WHO'S A BABBLING LUNATIC NOW WHO'S A AGSGJHSGDIAGSUBGSIKAGSBUJABHSUO

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
if they yanked that match then gently caress everything

hopefully it's just a swerve and we get it later in the card

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

TheJoker138 posted:

Please give this match at least 15 minutes, WWE. Please :smith:

or anything other than one of them not getting any offense and then popping a finisher/rollup out of nowhere

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I'll be happy if they at least turn this frenemies bit into the match getting increasingly vicious

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Delsaber posted:

Duelling AJ/Paige chants!

YAY for this crowd

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
that was ugly

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