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i just made too much food for lunch and i have to use two smaller tupperware containers to store it instead of one big one because the big one already has food in it in the fridge
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a/c is out again so I broke a sweat making breakfast
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Jul 20, 2014 20:19
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I had to deal with my ingrown toenails while worrying about going to my super slow but nice paying job later tonight.
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Jul 20, 2014 20:19
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im feeling a little tired i guess
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Jul 20, 2014 20:19
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my mom was killed when her plane was shot down over east Ukraine.
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Jul 20, 2014 20:20
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Silver Gadget posted:my mom was killed when her plane was shot down over east Ukraine. that is definitely a third world problem get out of here
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Jul 20, 2014 20:21
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Sometimes I have a hangnail and I can't find the nail clippers. And it's too deep in there to use your teeth or a pair of scissors. It's really annoying.
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Jul 20, 2014 20:22
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FordPRefectLL posted:that is definitely a third world problem get out of here but she wasnt flying first class because her capital one fly miles expired the week before.
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Jul 20, 2014 20:23
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Lolly Poopdeck posted:Sometimes I have a hangnail and I can't find the nail clippers. And it's too deep in there to use your teeth or a pair of scissors. It's really annoying. Try those needle-nose scissors that have the curved tips. The really skinny, small ones.
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Jul 20, 2014 20:24
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i made breakfast and now im out of bacon and biscuits
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Jul 20, 2014 20:25
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I live below the poverty line and was brutally raped by a family member as a minor. I was struck by a drunk driver and am now a paraplegic. If I wasn't in a first world country I'd have died like god intended.
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Jul 20, 2014 20:26
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my car is a busted pos with no a/c and it makes driving around town moderately uncomfortable this time of year
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Jul 20, 2014 20:26
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Ramsus posted:I live below the poverty line and was brutally raped by a family member as a minor. I was struck by a drunk driver and am now a paraplegic. If I wasn't in a first world country I'd have died like god intended. ya but now you live on to make able bodied people uncomfortable in public
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Jul 20, 2014 20:26
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trying to teach my tiel to whistle something nice but he's just composing his own tune and it's not very good.
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Jul 20, 2014 20:28
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my dog woke me up at 11am barking at ducks or something and now I'm stuck awake and he's sleeping soundly on my bed
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Jul 20, 2014 20:30
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Silver Gadget posted:my mom was killed when her plane was shot down over east Ukraine. The sole survivor was Joep Lange, president of the International AIDS Society, who was carrying an AIDS vaccine that was to be unveiled at the 2014 AIDS conference in Melbourne. An ex-soldier has been given 24 hours to find the president and retrieve the vaccine in Ukraine, now a maximum security prison
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Jul 20, 2014 20:31
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i'm rapidly approaching age 30 and that freaks me out
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Jul 20, 2014 20:39
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this male hetero patriarchy is suppressing my inner tortoisekin
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Jul 20, 2014 20:40
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http://popcrush.com/weird-al-yankovic-first-world-problems-video/
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Jul 20, 2014 20:45
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forgot to plug my ipad in before i went to bed and then when i plugged it in this morning the plug wasnt in all the way and i just noticed 41% and i gotta go to work soon fml
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Jul 23, 2014 17:23
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I have to upgrade 200 servers to IE8
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Jul 23, 2014 17:29
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My first world problem is that this thread exists.
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Jul 23, 2014 17:33
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I'm slightly overweight and severely depressed like all other Americans
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Jul 23, 2014 23:14
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I forgot to plug in my fan header into my ($700) video card before I put my water cooling bracket on. Because I don't feel like taking out the water cooler, removing that from the bracket, removing the bracket, re doing the paste, re assembling all of this, now the fan is spinning at CPU pwm speeds meaning I only see a 20 degree drop or so when it should be more. I am also slightly overweight, but I'm not severely depressed because im no bitch 
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Jul 23, 2014 23:17
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I lack a seemingly obvious design feature which would be the ability to choose to disengage my brain from my central nervous system by the sheer power of thought
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Jul 23, 2014 23:18
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My couch is comfortable, but it could be comfier and it bothers me.
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Jul 23, 2014 23:44
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I read lovely posts
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Jul 23, 2014 23:44
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I love bad bitches.
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Jul 23, 2014 23:44
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i slammed my fist into my keyboard in a computer game fuelled rage and now my space bar is fucky. the replacement parts will take several days to arrive
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Jul 23, 2014 23:47
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My work had us volunteer at a food bank packing up frozen plumbs for 3 hours. My pinkie finger is still cold and lost a little feeling in it. Makes typing hard since I am not sure if I hit ENTER or SHIFT.
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Jul 23, 2014 23:48
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Just ate a clementine while reading this thread, now my hands are sticky (but also smell like clementine so gently caress yeah!). Also my car battery was dying and the mechanic called to tell me he could sell me a new one for $175, but Walmart has the exact same loving battery for $100, and while I heavily considered just telling him to go ahead and install the expensive one, I instead went and bought the cheaper one and dropped it off, saving me $75 for 15 minutes worth of effort. I spent my savings on beer and new pants!
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Jul 23, 2014 23:57
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I was at my uncle yesterday and he complained that his new dishwasher was too quiet and that he didn't hear when it was done.
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Jul 23, 2014 23:57
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I took a poop and had to wipe my rear end like 4 times.
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Jul 24, 2014 00:06
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I just ate some lamb t-bone apps at a high end pub and have a small bone fragment stuck in my teeth
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Jul 24, 2014 00:09
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I am addicted to the internet and tell people that it's a real disease
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Jul 24, 2014 00:11
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i have a throat inflammation and a fever, and its really loving hot, so the last few days have been all popping meds, sweating my rear end off and binging tv shows on netflix and watching porn.
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Jul 24, 2014 00:13
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the black fellow having sex with my wife is 2 inches shorter than the 9 he promised. smdh
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Jul 24, 2014 00:15
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I burned my thumb cooking filet mignon last night
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Jul 24, 2014 00:16
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Fandyien posted:im feeling a little tired i guess gggiiimmmppp posted:my dog woke me up at 11am barking at ducks or something and now I'm stuck awake and he's sleeping soundly on my bed Lolly Poopdeck posted:Sometimes I have a hangnail and I can't find the nail clippers. And it's too deep in there to use your teeth or a pair of scissors. It's really annoying. Idiot Kicker posted:i'm rapidly approaching age 30 and that freaks me out vyst posted:I took a poop and had to wipe my rear end like 4 times. Randarkman posted:i have a throat inflammation and a fever, and its really loving hot, so the last few days have been all popping meds, sweating my rear end off and binging tv shows on netflix and watching porn. None of these is a first world problem
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