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Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW

I have developed a term for a phenomenon that I refer to as "Whemying." This phenomenon refers to "the holding in of feces for a few minutes (from two to three minutes, up to perhaps as long as a half hour or so) in order to experience the good feelings associated with fecal matter (usually referred to as "a turd") as it stimulates the nerves of the rectum and, perhaps as well, places pressure upon (in the case of males) the prostate gland."

The "whemying feeling" comes and goes every few minutes as the fecal matter stimulates the nerves and leads to some really good feelings -- "something akin to an orgasm."

I would like to know if any of you out there ever engage in such a phenomenon, or perhaps know of someone who does such a thing. If so, please let me know. My feeling is that children, as well as some adults, do such a thing, but never talk about it, because it would be such a horribly embarrassing thing to admit to.

As a psychologist, I have had a really tough time getting people to take me seriously about investigating the phenomenon. No doubt, this is the case, since it is such an embarrassing topic. But as we all know, at least according to Sigmund Freud, the anus is an erogenous zone, and quite a few people find it sexually exciting to engage in the giving or receiving of anal stimulation. So why couldn't (or wouldn't) "whemying" be capable of bringing a reasonable degree of pleasure to some folks?

I really do want to find out if people do such a thing as "whemying," so if you have any information about this, please do let me know.

Thank you very much.

Doug Soderstrom, Ph.D


Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

come to daddy

Good luck, Assad.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

stay safe, poverty alawite

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010

Allahu Ackbar

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013

Good Luck Assad

Good Luck Whemy

Feb 5, 2012

If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself. If you want to know the theory and methods of revolution, you must take part in revolution. All genuine knowledge originates in direct experience.

No Whemy No Whemy

Big Bucks Big Bucks


Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

Good luck, Assad.

Jan 2, 2009

Good luck, Assad.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

gently caress you Assad

Dec 25, 2013


Pumpy Muffinz posted:

gently caress you Assad

cursed for eternity

Jul 17, 2014

Good luck, Assad.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

SirEvelynTremble posted:

cursed for eternity

'least now I got a reason for it.

Minimalist Program
Aug 13, 2010

Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery carefully lol

the trump tutelage
Aug 30, 2008

Those of us who survived will always be bewildered when we recall his arrival.

Good luck, Assad.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

"Good luck, Assad"

Jun 15, 2007

Seriously, what the fuck.

Lipstick Apathy

Good luck, Asshat.

Oct 7, 2009

Yeah... If you hit them hard their heads bleed all over the ice and their legs convulse.

Good luck, Assad.

Jun 22, 2008

Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

Good luck, rear end in a top hat. Allahu Ackbar!

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

good luck assad

Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW

does assad whemy

Oct 16, 2007


Good luck whemy.

$500 and a spin!

Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?

Hell Gem

Good luck, Assad

Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

حظا سعيدا الأسد

Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?

Hell Gem

whoflungpoop posted:

حظا سعيدا الأسد


Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Good luck Assad.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Fucky Whemy

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Fallen Rib

I don't care what that man does, he will forever look like a Kia salesman.

Good luck, Assad. I hope you hit your sales figures this month.

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

whemy wam wam wazzle

Ante Christ
May 8, 2007

¡Buena suerte el Assad!

Sep 29, 2001

no whemy no whemy STOP!

Oct 27, 2010

ahh..what!? what?!

Good luck, Assad. I have been known to whemy

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Well I hope Lowtax is happy that effortposting is back.

Good gently caress rear end mod.

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

Good luck, Assad

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta' nuke something.

Man, why would you want to hold it in. Taking a poo poo is one of the best feelings ever. Hell, the top three feelings are:

1.) Taking a poo poo
2.) Sex
3.) Eating a quality Hamburger

ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008

Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Good luck assad

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010


don't linger on the toilet bad poo poo will happen

Jan 3, 2011

Good Luck, Assad

Stay Safe Poverty Ghost

Oct 15, 2011

This is my thread...

It was made for me


Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

A misanthrope posted:

don't linger on the toilet bad poo poo will happen

this looks like the greatest movie ever made

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