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i am he


I know that a lot of people like to post "im gay" and laugh with their straight friends about it, but it got me thinking, what if you really were gay? How would you tell your parents?

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i am he


i would come into the dining room, ready for family dinner, but instead of eating the food on the table, i might say "im not hungry for this food, im hungry for something else, im hungry for other dudes, sexually"

i am he


*playing video games in my room with the door closed* moooooooom, daaaaaaaaad, im gaaaaaaaaaayyyy, i want to kiss booooyyyysss

Looke


I would sit in the lounge jacking off to gay porn awaiting their arrival home from work

Iggy Koopa
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i would call my mom and be like yo whats up i suck dicks woooord and my mom would be like lol i knew it and it will be really good no one tell fiona

i am he


i crept up to my parents bedroom while they were sleeping and whispered in their ears "im gay mom and dad, i like anime futa pictures too" needless to say the next morning they looked at me a liiiittle differently haha

i am he fucked around with this message at Jul 20, 2014 around 21:37

Salmiakki

im happy to help



aint no need to come out when i already have

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

Dotcom Jillionaire

Social distortion

if i come out now to my parent can i continue to post "im gay" unironically?

Nosfereefer


id post it on an internet forum

i am he


order a pizza and ask the pizza place to arrange the pepporoni's into a crude message lettin gyour parents know your sexuality

Nosfereefer


paint "im gay" on huge letters on ther house

Looke


id kill myself and leave a note saying that i was gay and felt i had to kill myself because i couldn't come out to them and that they don't understand who i am

Pedantra
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

i am he posted:

i would come into the dining room, ready for family dinner, but instead of eating the food on the table, i might say "im not hungry for this food, im hungry for something else, im hungry for other dudes, sexually"

Nosfereefer


have gay sex and instagram it

i am he


when they ask you to mow the lawn (ugh, chores) don't do it, put it off until the grass gets really long, and then mow a short explanation concerning what you find attractive into the backyard

circ dick soleil


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Iggy Koopa posted:

yo whats up i suck dicks woooord

i am he


ask for help with your algebra homework, the answer you got for the problem is (8 - D) + (8 - D) = good, but the text book says thats wrong your dad says, look deeply into his eyes and say "no dad, i know, in my heart, that its right"

bacalou



date a woman and propose to her, then on the altar when you're supposed to say 'i do', just slap your head, coyly look at the crowd and shout 'oh wait, you're not a dude? i'm gay! whhhhooooops! pretty crazy right mom and dad? hi gramma!' novelty pants that easily tear away to reveal pink booty shorts would be a good addition but not necessarily required! hth

i am he


facebook post

Nosfereefer


get a loudspeaker and shout in the streets

Nosfereefer


srlsy tho, u should never come out

Salmiakki

im happy to help



Nosfereefer posted:

srlsy tho, u should never come out

well poo poo looks like i hosed up hard

i am he


hire one of those planes that has the messages behind it and get it to fly over your small town with the message: "insert message here" and then crash it into your parents house because you got cold feet and don't want to tell them

Honj Steak

Hi there.

Salmiakki posted:

aint no need to come out when i already have

You can repeat it several times. It could be not everyone knows it yet. Just tell all the people how ridiculously gay you are.

Honj Steak

Hi there.

Maybe some people have forgotten it already so you should repeat it for them too.

Salmiakki

im happy to help



Honj Steak posted:

You can repeat it several times. It could be not everyone knows it yet. Just tell all the people how ridiculously gay you are.

i wouldnt say im ridiculously gay

just half gay

i am he


ask your mom how babies are made, when she gets all flustered and nervous just go "haha, just kidding, i dont think i'll ever need to know the answer to that" and wink at her

warroar


probably get a custom made pizza that says "im gay" in pepperoni and give it to them on christmas

i am he


Double Goku posted:

probably get a custom made pizza that says "im gay" in pepperoni and give it to them on christmas

i am he posted:

order a pizza and ask the pizza place to arrange the pepporoni's into a crude message lettin gyour parents know your sexuality

come on double goku !!

warroar


i am he posted:

come on double goku !!

i think i subconsciously stole your idea

warroar


Double Goku posted:

i think i subconsciously stole your idea

i scrolled the thread and saw the word pizza and the rest is history

i am he


get one of those robot voice manipulators they use on people who want to conceal their identitu on the investigative news programs and call your home voicemail and leave a message stating the type of humans their child would like to do sexual things with

warroar


https://paste.xinu.at/AScU/

warroar


https://paste.xinu.at/wN5UKB/

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.



i am he posted:

order a pizza and ask the pizza place to arrange the pepporoni's into a crude message lettin gyour parents know your sexuality

Get an erotic cake with a custom message and maybe a festive banner for the occasion.

WhenInRome

now i'm not saying that i'm the coolest person here, but you have to consider the facts


call your parents into the living room...as you're having passionate sweaty sex with another man on the couch

drilldo squirt


Send a text message telling them you love cock. Then wait for them to respond without mentioning it at all.

drilldo squirt


Look at your dad and say to him, "Dad, I love dicks in my rear end."

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drilldo squirt


Then look at your mom and call her a dumb fish and do that thing that gay people do where they flick their hand and walk away.

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