date a woman and propose to her, then on the altar when you're supposed to say 'i do', just slap your head, coyly look at the crowd and shout 'oh wait, you're not a dude? i'm gay! whhhhooooops! pretty crazy right mom and dad? hi gramma!' novelty pants that easily tear away to reveal pink booty shorts would be a good addition but not necessarily required! hth | |
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