Gross Dude posted:

OP admits that she's beautiful ITT.

dogcrash truther posted:

would someone please wreck this clown, in this thread. Someone step up and be a bigshot and try brutally own him. You don't even have to succeed, but consider it part of your training.

Iggy Koopa posted:

i mean he sent me his photo like 6 months ago and i stupidly didnt save it but hes way more overweight than fiona even is, and wears glasses like some kind of loving nerd. wish i had saved the picture since he deleted the imgur link almost immediately after he posted it, unlike fiona whose picture is still on this forum because shes not a huge loving pussy unlike the op

dogcrash truther posted:

drop the cute act and go buck wild. Do this right

Salmiakki posted:

drilldo squirt you are the goddamn worst at postin

dogcrash truther posted:

good. Good!.keep it up.

Salmiakki posted:

this is half true

dogcrash truther posted:

Drilldo Squirt sent the pic

Mike Maddux posted:

drilldo squirt you are a retard and not only is your low-effort "trolling" gimmick unfunny but it is also unoriginal, it takes quite a literal retard to gently caress up a shitposting gimmick that hard. you must be one of those dudes who self diagnoise themselves with aspergers and stop caring because "haha, yeah, i'm a sperg, on the internet".

Iggy Koopa posted:

i might enjoy the occasional post by him, were that the case

dogcrash truther posted:

Imagine if Adam Lanza was too fat to get through the door of Sandy Hook Elementary, and also wore glasses. That's Drilldo Squirt.

Mike Maddux posted:

I'm willing to give you a shot, to the head, if you so desire

Bureaus Watts posted:

deadlypie and byob are both represented by both characters. how confusing!

Iggy Koopa posted:

raspy is good

Bureaus Watts posted:

you're both. so is byob.

i am he posted:

i would grab your glasses and hold them way above your head (because you're probably short too, as well as fat) and you'd try to jump and grab them but i would just hold them too high for your fat body to jump and laugh at you

Mike Maddux posted:

drat, we're letdown now...

i am he posted:

just having a little fun drilldo, i love you dude

Bureaus Watts posted:

i refuse to own him because there doesn't appear to be a prize involved.

WindmillSlayer posted:

[Scene opens, DeadlyPie sits a his computer, $120 dollar corsair K-95 at his fingers, using high fluidity cherry mx-red buttons for maximum posting efficieny]

DP: I am a good poster!

DP IRL: I am sad, about my life.

[DP smiles, as people yell at him]

DP: I am very good, and skilled!

[DP checks his texts to see if his mom has responded to his request for food money]

DP: People like me!

DP IRL: *tears*

[DP reaches for a tissue, and there are none left, all gone from his near constant masturbation]

DP IRl: Ugh

[DP uses a used tissue to wipe his tears]

DP: Lol you guys are faggots.

i am he posted:

NOT

dogcrash truther posted:

I gotta go now but when i return I'm sure the jackals of byob will have ripped drilldo squirt into a million pieces

Mike Maddux posted:

This actually also applies to you coincidentally, just replace the last line with "ARRRGH I'M GOING TO NITE CREW"

Pedantra posted:

please stop posting, you are bad at it and a bad person, and an ugly tryhard loser thats going to have a completely broken brain from the cognitive dissonance caused by trying to fit in with people that hate you. i hope that this will get through to you and you will erase yourself from existence instead of wasting the next several years of your life being a literal smear upon the boot of society.

Gross Dude posted:

Drilldo is that kid in elementary class who can't make friends, so he's just mean to everyone, so that when he doesn't have any friends it wasn't because he was a loser or a smelly fat guy with glasses (no, it could never be that!), it was because he was mean to everyone.

Gross Dude posted:

People get out of your way because of that swinging guy, not because of intimidation.

Gross Dude posted:

It's ok, i am bad at posting sometimes. (I fixed it though)

Luminous Cow posted:

drilldo squirt your posts are so bad I just want to grab your underwear and pull them up over your head and as you struggle to get them right again I just want to lean in close and whisper "stop posting"

WindmillSlayer posted:

I like to imagine that when drilldo was a child he went to Sids house, and there was Sid, face in a metal thingy because he was kicked in the head by a horse. Drilldo saw sid standing there, being molested, and thought "Why couldnt that be me?" He went home and jerked it to shotocon pornography.

The Green Calx posted:

drilldo is the only poster in BYOB that is hated more than me

The Green Calx posted:

anime gently caress pillow posted:

You bitch. You buffoon. Post here again and I'll bring out my brass knuckles.