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drop the cute act and go buck wild. Do this right
yeah it's gay when people try to act overly cute and nice it screams tryhard and fake to me
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drilldo squirt you are a retard and not only is your low-effort "trolling" gimmick unfunny but it is also unoriginal, it takes quite a literal retard to gently caress up a shitposting gimmick that hard. you must be one of those dudes who self diagnoise themselves with aspergers and stop caring because "haha, yeah, i'm a sperg, on the internet".
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"back in my day, kids, i used to pretend i have aspergers syndrome online until it just grew on me and i got full blown aspergers"
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rolling with the punches won't make you sound any smarter, stop trying idiot
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I'm glad you are still willing to give me a shot sid.
I'm willing to give you a shot, to the head, if you so desire 
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drill is a bottom tier troll, hell, I'd say he's worse than raspy
it takes quite some brain damage to be worse than a 4chan dude who wants to be accepted in fyad
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Byob, the only good burns where from dogcrash.
drat, we're letdown now...
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[Scene opens, DeadlyPie sits a his computer, $120 dollar corsair K-95 at his fingers, using high fluidity cherry mx-red buttons for maximum posting efficieny]
DP: I am a good poster!
DP IRL: I am sad, about my life.
[DP smiles, as people yell at him]
DP: I am very good, and skilled!
[DP checks his texts to see if his mom has responded to his request for food money]
DP: People like me!
DP IRL: *tears*
[DP reaches for a tissue, and there are none left, all gone from his near constant masturbation]
DP IRl: Ugh
[DP uses a used tissue to wipe his tears]
DP: Lol you guys are faggots.
This actually also applies to you coincidentally, just replace the last line with "ARRRGH I'M GOING TO NITE CREW"
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Jul 21, 2014 00:59
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I mean, while we're all owning people here
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[SCENE OPENS: Cowabanga sits, bamboo graphics pad in front of him. He looks out the window to the slums]
COWA: Hmm what should I do today?
COWA: Yes, I shall draw a baby being hosed!
[Draws a baby being hosed]
COWA: I will surely get fyad cred!
Nice try, except I don't own a bamboo tablet you stupid rear end
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wtf this thread is about drilldo squirt
somehow he got probated for 7 more minutes 
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his threads keep gettin gassed bc theyre bad
oh yeah that explains it
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