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Angry Fish


Okay, so here is your science test. Post your answers and I'll tell you how many you got wrong in a reply.
1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system?
2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen?
3. Another name for a tidal wave is a?
4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores.
5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements?
6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face?
7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’?
8. The highest mountain on earth is?
9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth?
10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals.
11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’?
12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’?
13. Pure water has a pH level of a around?
14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what?
15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk.
16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain?
17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base?
18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra.
19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies?
20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics?

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Angry Fish posted:

Okay, so here is your science test. Post your answers and I'll tell you how many you got wrong in a reply.
1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system? Jupiter
2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen? O
3. Another name for a tidal wave is a? monsoon?
4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores. False bitch
5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements? Seventium
6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face? Trunk
7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’? True
8. The highest mountain on earth is? K2?
9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth? The Sun, Sol, whatever
10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals. I have no loving clue
11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’? Helium
12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’? Arachnids, specifically spiders
13. Pure water has a pH level of a around? 0 ?
14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what? Magma, lava
15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. True
16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain? Skull
17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base? Idk
18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra. Cheetah I think
19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies? all of them
20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics? i dunno sorry

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
I bet 20 is Einstein

The Green Calx


Okay, so here is your science test. Post your answers and I'll tell you how many you got wrong in a reply.
1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system? jupiter
2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen? O
3. Another name for a tidal wave is a? tsunami
4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores. false
5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements? jesus
6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face? trunk
7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’? true
8. The highest mountain on earth is? everest
9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth? the sun
10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals. true
11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’? helium
12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’? spiders
13. Pure water has a pH level of a around? gently caress if i know
14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what? lava
15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. true
16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain? skull
17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base? acid
18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra. false wtf
19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies? idk but they are mostly muscle
20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics? albert einstein

The Green Calx fucked around with this message at Jul 21, 2014 around 00:42

alnilam

Me Tie Naugh-Ty Walker


Okay, so here is your science test. Post your answers and I'll tell you how many you got wrong in a reply.
1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system?
Your mom
2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen?
O as in o yeah
3. Another name for a tidal wave is a?
Tsunami
4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores.
False they do eat some plant matter thoughb just ask my dog
5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements?
gently caress
6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face?
Another elephant's dick
7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’?
Yup
8. The highest mountain on earth is?
Your mom's bobs
9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth?
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals.
The cold vs warm blooded binary is antiquated and now recognized as somethng of a spectrum, but yeah okay cold
11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’?
Helium, or i am he
12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’?
Spyder
13. Pure water has a pH level of a around?
6.9
14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what?
Labba
15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk.
True
16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain?
Helmet
17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base?

18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra.
False
19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies?
420
20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics?
Einstein for the photoelectric effect

Angry Fish



You got wrong:
Seventium

Iggy Koopa
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so k2 is actually the tallest mountain ?

Angry Fish


The Green Calx posted:

1. jupiter
2. O
3. tsunami
4. false
5.
6. trunk
7. true
8. everest
9. the sun
10. true
11. helium
12. spiders
13.
14. lava
15. true
16. skull
17. acid
18. false wtf
19.
20. albert einstein

three wroong gud job

alnilam

Me Tie Naugh-Ty Walker


Iggy Koopa posted:

so k2 is actually the tallest mountain ?

No but it's harder to climb and barely shorter than everest

Angry Fish


alnilam posted:

Okay, so here is your science test. Post your answers and I'll tell you how many you got wrong in a reply.
1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system?
X
2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen?
O as in o yeah
3. Another name for a tidal wave is a?
Tsunami
4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores.
False they do eat some plant matter thoughb just ask my dog
5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements?
X
6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face?
X
7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’?
Yup
8. The highest mountain on earth is?
X
9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth?
X
10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals.
x
11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’?
Helium, or i am he
12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’?
Spyder
13. Pure water has a pH level of a around?
6.9
14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what?
Labba
15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk.
True
16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain?
X
17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base?
X
18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra.
False
19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies?
X
20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics?
Einstein for the photoelectric effect

Nine wrong wow that's bad

Angry Fish


Iggy Koopa posted:

so k2 is actually the tallest mountain ?

no it is seven wrong and seventium was a joke.

Iggy Koopa
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seventium has a mad slow half life

alnilam

Me Tie Naugh-Ty Walker


Ha! Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri is on my actual computer which is closer than the sun

Angry Fish


alnilam posted:

Ha! Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri is on my actual computer which is closer than the sun

hosed up imo naming a star after yourself, sid meier.

GEExCEE

~*2turnt*~

Angry Fish posted:

Okay, so here is your science test. Post your answers and I'll tell you how many you got wrong in a reply.
1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system?
Jupiter

2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen?
O

3. Another name for a tidal wave is a?
Gonna go w Tsunami although I think technically not a tidal oceanographic phenomenon

4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores.
False

5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements?
Nitrogen

6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face?
Trunk

7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’?
True

8. The highest mountain on earth is?
Everest

9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth?
Alpha Centurai

10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals.
True

11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’?
Helium

12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’?
Spiders

13. Pure water has a pH level of a around?
0

14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what?
Igneous (sp?)

15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk.
True

16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain?
The Skull

17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base?
Acid

18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra.
False

19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies?
None, it's all cartilage

20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics?
Einstein, for his work on the photoelectric effect

i am he



wrong

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



Angry Fish posted:

Okay, so here is your science test. Post your answers and I'll tell you how many you got wrong in a reply.
1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system? captain planet, or i suppose his immediate supervisor
2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen? 8=====D
3. Another name for a tidal wave is a? cumblast
4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores. true unless you put peanut butter on ur butthole
5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements? the gold standard
6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face? facethumb
7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’? false, DNA stands for "dat nice rear end"
8. The highest mountain on earth is? himmerlayers
9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth? jesus, god's only son
10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals. frogs blood is made of pee
11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’? heptonium
12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’? a loud barking dog
13. Pure water has a pH level of a around? nice typo you fuckkin bitch
14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what? pizza sauce
15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. no that's milk beer
16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain? Gary, the dancing boneman
17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base? some kind of wet kiss from a distant relative
18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra. what is the balckest animal, that's the fastest
19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies? depends on if it's valentine's day
20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics? probably ron color or bo pepps :shrug

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



whoops i didn't see the phrase "part of the" in Q16, can I have a retake?

Angry Fish



Two wrong good job!!!

Angry Fish



...

you are clinically retarded please come with me for your delicing shower...

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

guys, don't do fishes homework, it's important he do it himself

GEExCEE

~*2turnt*~

Angry Fish posted:

Two wrong good job!!!

which ones did I get wrong

i am he


GEExCEE posted:

which ones did I get wrong

ph of water, and maybe skull (cranium) or a couple others

GEExCEE

~*2turnt*~

lol CRANIUM what kind of dork

GEExCEE

~*2turnt*~

oh yeah water is ph 7 wtf lol

i am he


GEExCEE posted:

lol CRANIUM what kind of dork

ya, idk if its that one, that would seem lame to me


GEExCEE posted:

oh yeah water is ph 7 wtf lol

ya

shin42k



GEExCEE posted:

which ones did I get wrong

maybe it's the star one?

i am he


is there a special nerd name for elephant trunk or smth?

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



Angry Fish posted:

...

you are clinically retarded please come with me for your delicing shower...

are we gonna shower together cause if so, mission accopmlished

Afro Doug

im real gay
the biggest planet is obviously the sun, and i'll just skip the rest of the questions

Angry Fish


closest star is the sun; the pH of water is 6.9 or 7.

Angry Fish


pig slut lisa posted:

are we gonna shower together cause if so, mission accopmlished

no. i will not join you in the retarded poison holocaust not-shower-but-deathtrap shower.

i am he


Angry Fish posted:

closest star is the sun; the pH of water is 6.9 or 7.

d'oh!

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



Angry Fish posted:

no. i will not join you in the retarded poison holocaust not-shower-but-deathtrap shower.

i want a do over

Funnypost Collabo


1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system?
Nibiru but you can't see it yet.

2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen?
Oxys, which get you high by flooding your brain with unprecedented levels of pure oxygen.

3. Another name for a tidal wave is a?
A squirter

4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores.
A lot of doggs are down with the herb.,

5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements?
Not sure what comes after Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, and Human

6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face?
Barnacle

7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’?
Drugs n' Alcohol

8. The highest mountain on earth is?
The Coast Mountains particularly where they run through Humboldt.

9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth?
Lena Dunham is really down to earth

10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals.
The poisonous ones are really cold and heartless.

11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’?
Man

12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’?
Any well-endowed female mammal.

13. Pure water has a pH level of a around?
2O

14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what?
Mag-Metal

15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk.
False, Greek men excrete it from their armpits.

16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain?
Domepiece

17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base?
"Compound" is synonymous with "base"

18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra.
If the Zebra was so fast it wouldn't always come in last, alphabetically.

19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies?
Rude question and I'm not up to snuff on shark mating rituals.

20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics?
I'm sure Charlie Chaplain was getting physical quite often in the 20s, so that's my guess.

Waltzing Along

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful

1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system? Saturn

2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen? O

3. Another name for a tidal wave is a? Tsunami

4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores. F

5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements? Cock

6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face? Trunk

7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’? Maybe

8. The highest mountain on earth is? Everest

9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth? Sol

10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals. T

11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’? Helium

12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’? Spiders

13. Pure water has a pH level of a around? 10

14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what? Magma

15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. T

16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain? Skull

17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base? acid

18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra. F

19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies? none

20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics? Einstein

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system? Ganymede
2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen? 8=====D~~
3. Another name for a tidal wave is a? Jerk Wave
4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores. Yes, but only the worst dogs
5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements? Love
6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face? Your wife
7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’? False. It is a shortened form of Endoplasmic Reticula
8. The highest mountain on earth is? Your mom
9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth? John Travolta
10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals. False. Cold Hearted
11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’? Mysogeny
12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’? MAN
13. Pure water has a pH level of a around? 500
14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what? Earth diarrhea
15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. False
16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain? Helmet
17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base?
18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra. True
19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies? Depends on how many people they've eaten
20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics? Barack Hussein Obama

I Dunno



Angry Fish posted:

Okay, so here is your science test. Post your answers and I'll tell you how many you got wrong in a reply.
1. Jupiter
2. O
3. wave crest?
4. False
5. Nitrogen
6. Trunk
7. True
8. Everest
9. The Sun or Sol
10. True
11. Helium
12. Spiders
13. 7
14. Lava
15. True
16. Skull
17. Acid
18. False
19. 0
20. Einstein

Angry Fish


Funnypost Collabo posted:

1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system?
Nibiru but you can't see it yet. It doesn't exist dum dum.

2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen?
Oxys, which get you high by flooding your brain with unprecedented levels of pure oxygen. drug abuse isn't funny, guy.

3. Another name for a tidal wave is a?
A squirter don't exist in real life only porn

4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores.
A lot of doggs are down with the herb., misspelled "dog," and what herb? basil? No.

5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements?
Not sure what comes after Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, and Human heart, you dum dum

6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face?
Barnacle penis

7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’?
Drugs n' Alcohol doesn't

8. The highest mountain on earth is?
The Coast Mountains particularly where they run through Humboldt.

9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth?
Lena Dunham is really down to earth Jessica Alba, dum dum.

10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals.
The poisonous ones are really cold and heartless.

11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’?
Man

12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’?
Any well-endowed female mammal.

13. Pure water has a pH level of a around?
2O no 7

14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what?
Mag-Metal

15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk.
False, Greek men excrete it from their armpits.

16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain?
Domepiece

17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base?
"Compound" is synonymous with "base"

18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra.
If the Zebra was so fast it wouldn't always come in last, alphabetically.

19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies?
Rude question and I'm not up to snuff on shark mating rituals. just answer the drat question it's for science god


20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics?
I'm sure Charlie Chaplain was getting physical quite often in the 20s, so that's my guess.

okay wow let me start.

see edits above.

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Funnypost Collabo posted:

1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system?
Nibiru but you can't see it yet.

2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen?
Oxys, which get you high by flooding your brain with unprecedented levels of pure oxygen.

3. Another name for a tidal wave is a?
A squirter

4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores.
A lot of doggs are down with the herb.,

5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements?
Not sure what comes after Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, and Human

6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face?
Barnacle

7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’?
Drugs n' Alcohol

8. The highest mountain on earth is?
The Coast Mountains particularly where they run through Humboldt.

9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth?
Lena Dunham is really down to earth

10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals.
The poisonous ones are really cold and heartless.

11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’?
Man

12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’?
Any well-endowed female mammal.

13. Pure water has a pH level of a around?
2O

14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what?
Mag-Metal

15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk.
False, Greek men excrete it from their armpits.

16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain?
Domepiece

17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base?
"Compound" is synonymous with "base"

18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra.
If the Zebra was so fast it wouldn't always come in last, alphabetically.

19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies?
Rude question and I'm not up to snuff on shark mating rituals.

20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics?
I'm sure Charlie Chaplain was getting physical quite often in the 20s, so that's my guess.

lol

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