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deep dish peat moss

1. What is the biggest planet in our solar system?
Nibiru but you can't see it yet.

2. What is the chemical symbol for the element oxygen?
Oxys, which get you high by flooding your brain with unprecedented levels of pure oxygen.

3. Another name for a tidal wave is a?
A squirter

4. True or false? Dogs are herbivores.
A lot of doggs are down with the herb.,

5. What is the 7th element on the periodic table of elements?
Not sure what comes after Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, and Human

6. What is the name of the long appendage that hangs from an elephants face?
Barnacle

7. True or false? DNA is the shortened form of the term ‘Deoxyribonucleic acid’?
Drugs n' Alcohol

8. The highest mountain on earth is?
The Coast Mountains particularly where they run through Humboldt.

9. What is the name of the closest star to the earth?
Lena Dunham is really down to earth

10. True or false? Frogs are cold blooded animals.
The poisonous ones are really cold and heartless.

11. What is the name of the element with the chemical symbol ‘He’?
Man

12. The fear of what animal is known as ‘arachnophobia’?
Any well-endowed female mammal.

13. Pure water has a pH level of a around?
2O

14. The molten rock that comes from a volcano after it has erupted is known as what?
Mag-Metal :rock:

15. True or false? Yogurt is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk.
False, Greek men excrete it from their armpits.

16. What is the name of the part of the human skeleton which protects our brain?
Domepiece

17. Is the compound ‘HCl’ an acid or base?
"Compound" is synonymous with "base"

18. True or false? The fastest land animal in the world is the zebra.
If the Zebra was so fast it wouldn't always come in last, alphabetically.

19. How many bones do sharks have in their bodies?
Rude question and I'm not up to snuff on shark mating rituals.

20. What famous scientist was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on theoretical physics?
I'm sure Charlie Chaplain was getting physical quite often in the 20s, so that's my guess.

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