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i'll subtly equate thinking about loving my neighbor with actually loving my neigbor, throw in some nonsense about confessing to my pastor and mom, and then call everyone who sees me as a selfish idiot as just holding over traditional american ideals. that ought to obscure the fact that hurting my loved one means literally nothing to me because i am, in fact, completely and entirely self-centered. i am the enlightened man,.
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:hurting my loved one means literally nothing to me This is the reason I'm fundamentally incapable of cheating - the thought of violating that level of hopeful trust from someone I care about is honestly revolting to me. It's not about wet organs. But of course poly is a totally different issue - there's no possibility of cheating by definition in that case. I'm getting too serious. Sorry. Ironically racist comment for yucks.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:12
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I mean, if you are "fundamentally incapable" of something, it isn't really admirable that you refrain from doing it. In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread, and so forth and so on.
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You guys, I took your advice & started cheating on my partner but tonight while we were having sex she said my pussy tasted like lies. I told her monogamy is just a system of oppression & that she needed to grow up & stop using toddler logic and she nodded sagely and went back to eating me out. The problem is, now that she knows, I feel like I've revealed too much to her & not only is it going to make the loving around less hot I fear we may never return to the halcyon hours of our relationship earlier this afternoon where she was still ignorant of all the dicking I was getting. Any tips for getting the spark back? Should I be douching between liaisons or something?
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Jul 24, 2014 03:24
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my wife started perioding Saturday, should I have banged someone else? y/n?
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You guys, I took your advice & started cheating on my partner but tonight while we were having sex she said my pussy tasted like lies. I told her monogamy is just a system of oppression & that she needed to grow up & stop using toddler logic and she nodded sagely and went back to eating me out. The problem is, now that she knows, I feel like I've revealed too much to her & not only is it going to make the loving around less hot I fear we may never return to the halcyon hours of our relationship earlier this afternoon where she was still ignorant of all the dicking I was getting. Any tips for getting the spark back? Should I be douching between liaisons or something? Douche before, during and after every liaison.  Holy crap did this thread fall to bits, guess that's the folly of having opinions. Everyone is going to have a different opinion and levels of opinions towards the act of infidelity and those who commit it from "hey what'll happen will happen" to (as I've seen two times in this thread) "cheating is literally worse than murder". This whole thing is easy. Want to be in a relationship but still gently caress around? Do it. Want to be a relationship and don't gently caress around? Do it. No matter what you say, do or how you live your life there will always be some fuckface judging you to varying degrees. Just be a cool enough dude/dudette to not get bent out of shape when someone dislikes what you do with your life as it not any of their business. I guarantee after this post there will be people who will disagree with me and find need to point out I'm evil for having such an opinion about things  .Also this thread is becoming like an old woman's sewing circle, where Dolphin is the weird crazy lady near the back who's much more entertaining than anyone else, I'm probably trying to figure out how to heat up a muffin using the kettle, Trixie keeps going on about all the crazy sex she had whilst she was younger whilst Maoist Pussy listens shaking her head at the very idea that people have sex for any reason. TV show producers, I have a script of this lined up of this for a pilot, call me Facepalm Ranger fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jul 24, 2014 |
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Jul 24, 2014 03:45
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yeah. it's basically really stupid and gay to have normative values or try to bond with people in general, because we're all just going to die eventually anyway. gently caress it. we're going to die. we're all going to die and none of it will have mattered. yolo. 420. hail satan. kill your parents. all the feels. weed goku. goku driving test.
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PenguinBob posted:yeah. it's basically really stupid and gay to have normative values or try to bond with people in general, because we're all just going to die eventually anyway. gently caress it. we're going to die. we're all going to die and none of it will have mattered. yolo. 420. hail satan. kill your parents. all the feels. weed goku. goku driving test. Yeah, you're a loving moron and as I said people would disagree with me.  There isn't a little book called "the rules and guidelines to being a normal human" that you have to read before exiting the womb so that you can intergrate seamlessly into every culture and society. What's normal to you may not be normal to someone else, but you know well done on completely missing the point and getting your pants all in a twist. Facepalm Ranger fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Jul 24, 2014 |
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Jul 24, 2014 04:05
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I cannot lie, Captain. It would be.. illogical.
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Also this thread is becoming like an old woman's sewing circle, where Dolphin is the weird crazy lady near the back who's much more entertaining than anyone else, I'm probably trying to figure out how to heat up a muffin using the kettle, Trixie keeps going on about all the crazy sex she had whilst she was younger whilst Maoist Pussy listens shaking her head at the very idea that people have sex for any reason. Golden Girls. It's not a new show, you're just describing the plot to Golden Girls, sorry. 
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Jul 24, 2014 04:13
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Thread needs some love and reconciliation, too much goon on goon violence itt
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Jul 24, 2014 04:16
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How did I end up as loving Bea Arthur
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Maoist Pussy posted:How did I end up as loving Bea Arthur because she was the only one available while your wife or partner or w/e was loving Steven seagall
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Jul 24, 2014 04:19
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when guys cheat it can just be physical... When girls cheat theirs always an element of emotion (it has been proven through science that women all form an emotional bond to anyone they have sex with, while men don't have the same automatic physiological response) therefore it's more of a betrayal
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Maoist Pussy posted:How did I end up as loving Bea Arthur I was magi imagining you as Blanche in mine 
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Golden Girls. It's not a new show, you're just describing the plot to Golden Girls, sorry. What's Golden Girls? Oh well, back to the cucking board.
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Luvcow posted:I was magi imagining you as Blanche in mine Goddamnit I want to be Blanche! You are not making me Dorothy! 
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Maoist Pussy posted:How did I end up as loving Bea Arthur Who else would you be though really
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Goddamnit I want to be Blanche! You are not making me Dorothy!  Fine I'll be Betty White
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When I found out that Estelle Getty was the youngest of them mind was blown
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Yeah, you're a loving moron and as I said people would disagree with me. youre a stupid annoying idiot and i wish you'd shut up
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:youre a stupid annoying idiot and i wish you'd shut up As the large lebyeski says "howdy dude, that's just like your personal perception man"  .
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Facepalm Ranger posted:As the large lebyeski says "howdy dude, that's just like your personal perception man" Don't you ever misquote the big lebowski ever again ironically or not is that understood
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i f*ck WHO i want WHEN i want HOW i want get off my back DAD !!!!! b
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mookface posted:Don't you ever misquote the big lebowski ever again ironically or not is that understood I purposely misquoted it out of fear of it being a meme now and a bannable offence  .
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Decrepus posted:Any woman in a happy long relationship has to put up with a penis in the butte from time to time. 
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That prostate thing is bullshit and completely overrated.
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mookface posted:When I found out that Estelle Getty was the youngest of them mind was blown Second youngest. She had over ten years on Rue McClanahan. I know Golden Girls.
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Maoist Pussy posted:That prostate thing is bullshit and completely overrated. I think we've narrowed down your intimacy issues right here.
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I went from a relationship with a gorgeous, almost supermodel appearance girl who I constantly got envious stares about because I was "enlightened" and she wouldn't accept relationships if they weren't open and we hosed a lot of people and it ended disastrously after a few years when she decided she in fact liked one of the guys she'd randomly hosed (while I was in the room I'd add) way better and moved in with him / got pregnant / married within six months (but suddenly it doesn't have to be open with him now she has a kid I'd bet) to an attractive but homely looking girl who is 100% insistent on monogamy and would immediately break up with me if she ever got a hint I was cheating with her, and I never have and 95% certain I won't and I am much happier! who could possibly have guessed that high levels of trust and companionship and security and love are better than getting your dick wet for long term happiness
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if u cross your fingers when you marry your partner its okay to cheat on them forever, in the eye of the gods
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Clamps McGraw posted:who could possibly have guessed that high levels of trust and companionship and security and love are better than getting your dick wet for long term happiness having both is better tho
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Clamps McGraw posted:I went from a relationship with a gorgeous, almost supermodel appearance girl who I constantly got envious stares about because I was "enlightened" and she wouldn't accept relationships if they weren't open and we hosed a lot of people and it ended disastrously after a few years when she decided she in fact liked one of the guys she'd randomly hosed (while I was in the room I'd add) way better and moved in with him / got pregnant / married within six months (but suddenly it doesn't have to be open with him now she has a kid I'd bet) You've proved it true!
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