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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Bip Roberts posted:

Believe in the power of cuck.

can you go super saiyan from being cucked? do you have to not cum for months before?

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Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

CommonTerry posted:

source? (not the hip-hop magazine)

http://www.infowars.com/the-economics-of-marriage/
http://www.timecube.com/
http://forums.somethingawful.com

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
a lot of people get married when they shouldn't imo

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

CommonTerry posted:

source? (not the hip-hop magazine)

heh, pretty much. if you are planning to (or "accidentally") have kids and not get married you are a piece of poo poo

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Cool bastard children you got there.

They're loving awesome and someone got punched out one time for saying that exact thing true story

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Cucking Mama posted:

a lot of people get married when they shouldn't imo

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

mookface posted:

They're loving awesome and someone got punched out one time for saying that exact thing true story
Are you the same guy who got beat up for trying to white knight some crackhead bitch who was slapping her boyfriend at the bus stop?

You honestly might not be I don't follow GBS that closely.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Are you the same guy who got beat up for trying to white knight some crackhead bitch who was slapping her boyfriend at the bus stop?

You honestly might not be I don't follow GBS that closely.

No that was drunk and ugly I don't make a habit of getting beaten up

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Alright cool sorry for the confusion.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Have we reached the dick waving portion of the thread?

:dong:

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

Fog Tripper posted:

heh, pretty much. if you are planning to (or "accidentally") have kids and not get married you are a piece of poo poo

what if i'm gay

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Tweet Me Balls posted:

what if i'm gay

Scrub never accidentally had a child from gay sex heh

Sotore
Aug 14, 2012

"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible."

Bip Roberts posted:

Believe in the power of cuck.

There are a surprising number of cucks out there

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

Have we reached the dick waving portion of the thread?

:dong:

The dick wave has crested and is rolling back

Tweet Me Balls posted:

what if i'm gay

In my experience gays are too busy enjoying life and having sex with everyone to consider anything cheating so swing away

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

mookface posted:

At work or at a pub or on the golf course men who are casual acquaintances speak openly about screwing other chicks on the side as if its nothing to them.
I actually appreciate people like this who wear their human shittiness on their sleeve, it saves a lot of time identifying people i don't trust and don't want around me

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
getting married is for straights who are absolutely certain they cant do any better and whup guess what the second they fund somebody better willing to gently caress them they do

join us lgbtqs and have short gently caress filled relationships with lots of ppl that dont pretend to be anything but that

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
although to be honest im not sure how much loving the l's or the t's are doing bc they have lots of feelings and stuff

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

mookface posted:

I don't look that friendly and this is often in groups

Get a facial tattoo.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

At first pass I read the title as "beat on their spouses". Cheating, while not good, is at least better than beating.

OP, do you golf with mobsters?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Boogaleeboo posted:

Get a facial tattoo.
With a swastika.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Secks Cauldron posted:

With a swastika.

and constantly tell ppl about how it's a native american symbol for the sun

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
if you look at porn or even talk to people you are attracted to while married you are pretty much already cheating, so might as well go the whole hog

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Smoking Crow posted:

and constantly tell ppl about how it's a native american symbol for the sun

From about a half inch away from them.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

sether01 posted:

if you look at porn or even talk to people you are attracted to while married you are pretty much already cheating, so might as well go the whole hog

if u covet your neighbor's wife u are committing adultery in ur heart

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Secks Cauldron posted:

With a swastika.

I already look like a total psychopath and people still tell me

Machai posted:

At first pass I read the title as "beat on their spouses". Cheating, while not good, is at least better than beating.

OP, do you golf with mobsters?

No, business, trades, and IT people. Couple cops and firefighters

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

mookface posted:

No, business, trades, and IT people. Couple cops and firefighters

OK, so mostly people almost as bad as mobsters.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

sether01 posted:

if you look at porn or even talk to people you are attracted to while married you are pretty much already cheating, so might as well go the whole hog

Are you my ex with body-image issues

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
my wife...so fat...sits around the house.

but, seriously, what pisses me off most about married men cheating is that they are greedy. they already have one woman locked down, and then they go out and screw more? like, save some for the rest of us poor slubs, loving trash pieces of poo poo. i wish The Purge was real.

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James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina
cheating is awesome, the more the merrier i say

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Aug 22, 2013

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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

my wife...so fat...sits around the house.

but, seriously, what pisses me off most about married men cheating is that they are greedy. they already have one woman locked down, and then they go out and screw more? like, save some for the rest of us poor slubs, loving trash pieces of poo poo. i wish The Purge was real.

sexual marketplace yadda yadda yadda

it's like if you had a dog, but one day you saw somebody out walking a really awesome dog and were like "you know, I'd like to play fetch with that dog just once but not have any responsibility to it or anything" and then stole the dog and played fetch with it for a few hours

joxxuh
May 20, 2011
Take my wife, please

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
idk op I have never cheated so I've been banging the same woman since 96

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

sexual marketplace yadda yadda yadda

it's like if you had a dog, but one day you saw somebody out walking a really awesome dog and were like "you know, I'd like to play fetch with that dog just once but not have any responsibility to it or anything" and then stole the dog and played fetch with it for a few hours

How many dogs have you impregnated

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

jackyl posted:

idk op I have never cheated so I've been banging the same woman since 96

Thats awesome man continue banging the poo poo out of your lovely wife have you ever hosed anyone else?

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

mookface posted:

Thats awesome man continue banging the poo poo out of your lovely wife have you ever hosed anyone else?

why are you coming on to this married man

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

mookface posted:

Thats awesome man continue banging the poo poo out of your lovely wife have you ever hosed anyone else?
Why do you automatically assume he's married? Check your privilege.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

idk op I have never cheated so I've been banging the same woman since 96

I hear she turns 97 next month

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Why do you automatically assume he's married? Check your privilege.

He has mentioned it in the past iirc

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
When I was in the Army, stationed in DC, I could only name 2 people that were faithful to their wives/girlfriends. And those 2 might have just been good at hiding it. Especially when you live in the city it's really, really easy to go out to the bars and cheat on your wife with a practically 0 percent chance of her ever finding out.

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

limeincoke posted:

When I was in the Army, stationed in DC, I could only name 2 people that were faithful to their wives/girlfriends. And those 2 might have just been good at hiding it. Especially when you live in the city it's really, really easy to go out to the bars and cheat on your wife with a practically 0 percent chance of her ever finding out.
To be fair army wives gently caress like crazy when their man is deployed so it's kinda even/.

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