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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
People I hardly know are constantly telling me that they're cheating on their wives. It comes up in casual conversation often and its approached without any shame or anything and I just don't understand how so many people can think its ok. At work or at a pub or on the golf course men who are casual acquaintances speak openly about screwing other chicks on the side as if its nothing to them. I sometimes say awkwardly that I don't cheat on my wife and never have and they just nod soberly and say that's good of me or something.

Its also important to note that these same people are the ones that claim that if their wives cheated on them they'd literally murder the guy she was with.

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I've been married for ten years, and I've thought about other women sometimes, but nothing serious. Generally speaking, I'm pretty happy with my marriage and I wouldn't want to jeopardize it. But then I read something like this: http://www.salon.com/2011/06/12/infidelity_3/ And I start to question my understanding of "monogamy."

Seriously, 40-76% of marriages experience infidelity? That's... a lot. That's enough to say that it's just kind of what people do. And then I see SA posters talking about how they sleep with married women and I begin to wonder, is this just a normal thing? So, married goons, I have some questions for you: Have you or your partner had an affair or a one-night stand? How did it turn out? Did your partner know/did they find out? Are you still married?

I've read similar statistics and I believe those numbers.

angerbot posted:

We'll be dead soon and it doesn't make any difference at all

By that logic I can do all sorts of heinous poo poo and who cares

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

James Polk posted:

are you talking about your posting?

Maybe a little bit

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Tweet Me Balls posted:

loving is really cool and some people like to do a lot of it

its a shame they don't consider the feelings of their partners and try to live their lives honestly though.

Yeah but honestly if casual sex is that important to you then why have you committed to someone in the first place? Open relationships would be out of the question for most of these people because the thought of their wife with another man makes them visibly angry. How can they live with themselves they seem like really nice and decent people otherwise

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Smoking Crow posted:

a lot of people don't care about others' feelings, op

But at the same time they apparently love their wives and never want them to find out because not only would the party be over but because it would devastate them as well. It's a bunch of weird doublethink going on in there and a lot of people do it

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

people are weird. :shobon:

It's gotten I into my head now and I really notice it a lot and its bugging me. Trust is important in any relationship and without it what do you have really other than a lie that you live with total dedication? I'm not a paragon of virtue by any means and i do stupid poo poo and sometimes go off the deep end but it's making me sick. Its just so classless. Your wife just had a baby and you're banging prostitutes when she's visiting her sister? Wow man thats loving awesome

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Secks Cauldron posted:

It's because you look too friendly. Practice your bitchface.

I don't look that friendly and this is often in groups

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pochoclo posted:

This is like 99% of marriages. Seriously. It's like society tells people to marry so most people who marry, marry because it is expected of them to form a family. So they do it half-assedly.

That's why I'm not getting married ever.

I'm actually not even married but we have three kids and are very much in love. Society hasn't told me to do poo poo and if society is the reason you need to be in a monogamous long term relationship that you hate then I guess you're an idiot but thats no excuse

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Cool bastard children you got there.

They're loving awesome and someone got punched out one time for saying that exact thing true story

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Are you the same guy who got beat up for trying to white knight some crackhead bitch who was slapping her boyfriend at the bus stop?

You honestly might not be I don't follow GBS that closely.

No that was drunk and ugly I don't make a habit of getting beaten up

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

Have we reached the dick waving portion of the thread?

:dong:

The dick wave has crested and is rolling back

Tweet Me Balls posted:

what if i'm gay

In my experience gays are too busy enjoying life and having sex with everyone to consider anything cheating so swing away

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Secks Cauldron posted:

With a swastika.

I already look like a total psychopath and people still tell me

Machai posted:

At first pass I read the title as "beat on their spouses". Cheating, while not good, is at least better than beating.

OP, do you golf with mobsters?

No, business, trades, and IT people. Couple cops and firefighters

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

jackyl posted:

idk op I have never cheated so I've been banging the same woman since 96

Thats awesome man continue banging the poo poo out of your lovely wife have you ever hosed anyone else?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Why do you automatically assume he's married? Check your privilege.

He has mentioned it in the past iirc

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

jackyl posted:

yes but I was young we were both in college in 96 when we met, it did take 6 years before I proposed though

and idgaf if you're being sarcastic but she's still hot and we have good times, so it's all good

i was straight up being real with you bro grow old together

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I've known a fair number of men who cheat on their wives and they (mostly) seem like nice people on the surface but have an immature sense of entitlement that they pair with an ability to convince themselves of their own bullshit so they can feel entitled to cheat, while also entitled to not get cheated on, feel like they are powerless to stop themselves and are deep and darkly tortured because of their uncontrollable carnal desires. The amount of times I have heard "My wife doesn't understand me!" or "I just can't talk to my wife like this" while they are sharing the most mundane bullshit imaginable is staggering. Special snowflakes can't keep their dicks exclusive. A monogamous pair bond is the most intimate human relationship there is and if a person can't be honest in the most intimate relationship in their life then I don't know why they even bother having relationships.
How many of these married men have you been a gently caress and a confidant for

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Are you asking for 1) a percentage of the cheating men I have known or 2) raw data? 1) Most% and 2) Honestly have lost count, maybe 100 give or take a dozen? People are very similar & tend to bleed together in your memory after awhile.


Haha, shows what you know, I never knew my father, that's why I'm sexually hosed up.
You have sex with a lot of people but there are no illusions there so I respect you

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

if you're still escorting, could you pm me your contact deets please? i think it would be a positive experience for me, as i am attracted to your posting style. thanks in advance.

You won't even need to follow your MO and feed her drinks until she's yours

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I'm very sorry, I would if I were. Would give you a forums discount & would post a goon trip report afterwards about your dick.

We also want to know if he cries after

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

THS posted:

im gay

My wife has given me permission to have sex with dudes because she thinks it's hot so it wouldn't be cheating and she bugs me by saying that we have homo orgy breaks at work. Of only I was gay

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

EugeneJ posted:

Women who can't cum vaginally are a waste of time.

Learn to eat pussy

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

EugeneJ posted:

Eating pussy doesn't keep my dick hard.

What's it like to be gay and not even know it

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Someone has a not so secret admirer

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Trixie Hardcore posted:

That's fair, :nws: I guess this is as butch as she gets :nws: Okay, the butchest I'm willing to go is Jiz Lee, that's my limit. I'm really shallow & I'm sorry.

I looked this up but the video I found had too much tribbing for my taste. I associate that with something I only ever did as a performance for men, it's not that exciting to experience. I did find a related video of Skin Diamond & Bobbi Star & an IKEA rug & that was pretty good.

Thanks again to mookface for a decent stealth porn thread.

e: wait, the butchest I'll go is Buck Angel, that's my final offer

As long as sexual activity is even tangentially related to the thread I know you will be there
Al Borland will also drop by

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fishy Joe posted:

bc they can do it

I can and don't

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

babypolis posted:

sounds like you hang out with lots of misogynists OP. what field are you in

Oil

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

babypolis posted:

i have no real idea but that sounds like a field that would be filled with scummy people. just ignore everything they say outside of work and associate with nicer people.

No man this is bullshit because I deal with engineers and management all the time and they are no different and it's not just at work. At the gym, golf course or pub its all the same. People in real estate are the worst

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

Echoing.

Smile, nod, agree and then do whatever the gently caress you want anyway.

The best is when I comment that I haven't cheated during out entire relationship of eight years and they usually say 'thats good man, I wish I could be that way'

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I'm sorry you have to deal with that, mookface. Everybody at my last job was racist, I mean really racist. I went to a dinner function after work & our HR manager had taken a picture of her cab driver because he had a turban on & she thought he might be a terrorist so she messaged the picture to her husband in case she was kidnapped because terrorists will kidnap white women & send them overseas (!?) and everyone at the table praised her quick thinking & then they all made some racist jokes with faux Indian accents and agreed that if he wasn't a terrorist he was probably a terrorist sympathizer & that he was probably really aroused to see a woman not wearing a burqa (I am seriousposting right now btw) and then the conversation turned to the Trayvon Martin case & they all agreed that he was probably up to something when he got shot anyway so George Zimmerman probably stopped him just in time. All of my objections were met with the consensus that being the youngest in the group (33!) I was too naive to understand how the world worked & I left before the end of the meal so I assume they went out & burned some crosses afterward but I could never look at those assholes the same way again. I worked in finance and it's not like those people are well known for not being shitheads but jfc.

Wow thats serious fuckoff racist and not just joking around comments run of the mill racism. Holy gently caress.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dolphin posted:

Because life is too short for sex-starvation and who wants to get divorced when everything else is going great.

'Sex starvation' is reasonable grounds for a split and how can everything else be going great if you're not having sex? Thats hosed up

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Well you know there's no physical intimacy & I'm cheating on my spouse so there's no emotional intimacy either. Marriage is going great!

For one we are labouring under the misconception that the majority of people cheating are doing so because they are trapped in a loveless marriage without intimacy. In my experience this is not the case. Having sex with multiple women concurrently is part of the allure of the whole thing.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Trixie Hardcore posted:

What? I was talking about that guy who was like "Because life is too short for sex-starvation and who wants to get divorced when everything else is going great."

In my experience, guys who cheat are still loving their wives on the regular but will commonly tell the women they are cheating with that they are trapped in a sexless marriage.
I quoted the wrong post sorry

I was responding to someone who implied most people cheat because they aren't getting any

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Maoist Pussy posted:

Ugh. I just.. I am literally shaking.

There are pills for that

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Maoist Pussy posted:

Sleeping with MULTIPLE women... concurrently.. no. Just. I can't.

I did this for years and then I committed to someone how is this hard for you

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Maoist Pussy posted:

Wow. Wow. I bet you got off on it, too.

Yeah it was awesome and fun and no one was being deceived or hurt what in the gently caress aren't you understanding seriously

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Maoist Pussy posted:

This sounds like something I would have said when I was 14 and "straight-edge".


sXe nosex4lyfe

How is feeling that cheating is cowardly and generally bad indicative of straight edge abstinence

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

THS posted:

ive had a similar experience but it was gay

I was at a party in a microbrewery and the owner just started sucking this dudes dick out of no where

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

THS posted:

i just started at a new job a couple weeks ago and the thought of anything sexual going on here terrifies the poo poo out of me

What sort of job is it

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pocahontas is total bullshit and the whole thing is pretty much fiction

A hot native woman yeah ok :rolleyes:

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