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BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014


I say bear. Bears can take forever to kill you and they like to eat your face and groin first.

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WeLandedOnTheMoon!
Feb 1, 2009

Lowtax, I am sick of being mislabeled.
Fix your fucking frames please.


Snakes

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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Ant's or any small swarming insect.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


dude who cares

este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!


A single butterfly

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

any kind of bird, as birds are loving lame. lol.

naem
May 29, 2011



You're mom (you are mom)

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Cucking Mama posted:

dude who cares

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

"yeah he lost his eyes in a fight with a peacocck" - ur friends describing ur life after being mauled by a loving bird. lmao.

WeLandedOnTheMoon!
Feb 1, 2009

Lowtax, I am sick of being mislabeled.
Fix your fucking frames please.


Probably like a bever they eat your wood first.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007


chimpanzee

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Imagine you're diving or something (because you're trying to pretend you're an interesting person who does stuff like diving) and then a colossal squid just up and grabs you.

That's pretty hosed up.

disheveled
Jun 6, 2001



is this "worst" as in "excruciatingly painful and slow" or "worst" as in "exceptionally embarrassing"?

I vote "flamingo"

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009


jungle bunnies

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012


i hope a snail eats me, a single snail.

a garden snail too.

loving snails like gently caress this poo poo, and eats vines and poo poo instead.

gently caress

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009


a turtle duh

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

bounce, you got that nasty bounce
dont make my kitty pounce


person

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

a cow.

disheveled
Jun 6, 2001



don't worry mate it happens to the best of us: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-22707094

naem
May 29, 2011



My college professor's sister was eaten by a mountain lion true story

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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i'm changing my vote to racoons.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012


loving snails, I changed my vote to grasshoppers

WeLandedOnTheMoon!
Feb 1, 2009

Lowtax, I am sick of being mislabeled.
Fix your fucking frames please.


Bacteria

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow

Komodo dragon. They bite you and then just sort of follow you around waiting for the bacteria to kill you like the bitch you are.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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catpowerd posted:

Komodo dragon. They bite you and then just sort of follow you around waiting for the bacteria to kill you like the bitch you are.

wrong they found out they are venomous.

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow

dontcareaboutname posted:

wrong they found out they are venomous.

Seriously? Oh man, they are even cooler now.

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

Hey, good to see ya.

BlueChocolate posted:

I say bear. Bears can take forever to kill you and they like to eat your face and groin first.

They nibble. They'll rip and tear a few fleshy areas (thigh, throat, abdomen) then take off to walk their territory, making sure no other bears are around to share you with. Then they lumber back either to snack some more, or to drag you away to a safer lunch area. It's a slow, hideously painful death and the worst thing is, there's no reasoning with them. You can talk till you're blue in what's left of your face, and they'll just ignore you. Threaten them, bribe them, insult their cubs...they just keep eating you. After a while you just throw up your hands, well, your stumps actually and you say, "gently caress it! Go ahead. Eat me you overgrown wolverine!". You might get a look from them if you use that wolverine comment. Bears. gently caress'em.

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Nov 13, 2012

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catpowerd posted:

Seriously? Oh man, they are even cooler now.

too lazy to link anything you go look they found out after finding fresh intact dead komodo for study.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Ants probably.

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 24, 2007



it's this. a bear won't cut off your penis and fry it up for dinner while you're still alive. a german might, though

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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Guy Fleegman posted:

They nibble. They'll rip and tear a few fleshy areas (thigh, throat, abdomen) then take off to walk their territory, making sure no other bears are around to share you with. Then they lumber back either to snack some more, or to drag you away to a safer lunch area. It's a slow, hideously painful death and the worst thing is, there's no reasoning with them. You can talk till you're blue in what's left of your face, and they'll just ignore you. Threaten them, bribe them, insult their cubs...they just keep eating you. After a while you just throw up your hands, well, your stumps actually and you say, "gently caress it! Go ahead. Eat me you overgrown wolverine!". You might get a look from them if you use that wolverine comment. Bears. gently caress'em.

just buy a .454 casull.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007


catpowerd posted:

Seriously? Oh man, they are even cooler now.

they also found out that they are actually capable of flight

naem
May 29, 2011



There's a YouTube of a Komodo killing and eating a small deer, super disturbing. After waiting for it to die from poison it stuck its head inside the abdomin and ate all the organs first

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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naem posted:

There's a YouTube of a Komodo killing and eating a small deer, super disturbing. After waiting for it to die from poison it stuck its head inside the abdomin and ate all the organs first

its like that hyena vid of it just ripping out an elephants butt?

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Ants probably.

I love ants, and so does my cat, army ants are the best, the other ants are dicks.

Army ants walk the floors and kill everything, and drag it out to the pear tree, happens every year, and my pear tree is aphid free, and

army ants

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011


a midget

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012


Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


is this reddit?

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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scientist are now also saying that constrictors kill their food by increasing thier blood pressure till their brains organs etc rupture, instead of strangulation. That'd kinda suck.

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