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BlueChocolate posted:I say bear. Bears can take forever to kill you and they like to eat your face and groin first. They nibble. They'll rip and tear a few fleshy areas (thigh, throat, abdomen) then take off to walk their territory, making sure no other bears are around to share you with. Then they lumber back either to snack some more, or to drag you away to a safer lunch area. It's a slow, hideously painful death and the worst thing is, there's no reasoning with them. You can talk till you're blue in what's left of your face, and they'll just ignore you. Threaten them, bribe them, insult their cubs...they just keep eating you. After a while you just throw up your hands, well, your stumps actually and you say, "gently caress it! Go ahead. Eat me you overgrown wolverine!". You might get a look from them if you use that wolverine comment. Bears. gently caress'em.
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gently caress these people who raise animals as if they are their children. They're delusional idiots who get what they deserve. Chimps, monkeys, bears, big cats, they are all wild animals. Chomp, chomp, chomp. Bite, bite, bite. It's what they do. Enjoy the rest of your life you nose-less gently caress.
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Fermented Tinal posted:Your reading comprehension skills are the stuff of legend. Here I was thinking he was attacked by two different chimps while the one he raised looked on in horror, thanks for setting the record straight. Check this one out. http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimpanzee.attack/index.html?iref=24hours "The chimp, who was known to walk around town, sometimes without a leash, also liked to surf on the Internet and was able to change the TV channel with a remote." LOL.
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