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HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

hello new posters i'm making myself a drink want one?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:36

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 15:58

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Cucking Mama posted:

nm. thinking about buying soul sacrifice

If you are into self mutilation you are going to love this. Best part is pulling out your spine.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:40

Just Burgs

I'm top of the BYOB tier list.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 04:24

weird: by zen death robot

dogcrash truther liked matoi's thread so much that he gassed it and remade it, but with his name on it

# ? Jul 22, 2014 04:27

Matoi Ryuko

apt gangbang posted:

dogcrash truther liked matoi's thread so much that he gassed it and remade it, but with his name on it

I don't care!!

# ? Jul 22, 2014 04:52

Pedantra: by Lowtax

seriously owned lol

# ? Jul 22, 2014 05:22

Matoi Ryuko

Pedantra posted:

seriously owned lol

Well if Pedantra thinks I got owned, maybe I did!!

# ? Jul 22, 2014 05:32

the unabonger

newbies are super cool. more should post itt

# ? Jul 22, 2014 07:03

thewizardofshoe

If any newbies are hanging out at night and thinking "oh noes no one posts at night and no one tomorrow will see it because the Euros will start posting and just throw everything to page 2". Chill man.

Just.

:byob1:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:04

3D Megadoodoo

pig slut lisa posted:

dear newbies,

hello. would you like to see a picture of my dog?

love,

pig slut lisa

It's not a corgi is it?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:18

3D Megadoodoo

Only there's another entire sub-forum devoted mainly to posting pictures of corgis and other cats.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:20

Mogren: Enlightened beast
Spirit among mortals
Spreader of wisdom
Forever watchful
Good kitty
:angelcatte:

pig slut lisa posted:

dear newbies,

hello. would you like to see a picture of my dog?

love,

pig slut lisa

Dear pig slut lisa,

Yes.

sincerely,

Mogren

P.S. I will try to write more often maybe we can create a pen pal network (sp)

# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:21

weird: by zen death robot

i have VERY nice handwriting and it often intimidates people so much that they don't write me back

# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:23

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Personally I think bo peppers cooking threads are wonderful

# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:24

cuntman.net

i have terrible handwriting and it also intimidates people but they just call the police

# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:37

thewizardofshoe

Sleepy Owl posted:

i have terrible handwriting and it also intimidates people but they just call the police

"handwriting" and "graffiti" aren't the same

# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:54

3D Megadoodoo

thewizardofshoe posted:

"handwriting" and "graffiti" aren't the same

What do you write graffiti with?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:57

cuntman.net

whenever i sign something the person asking for the signiture stares at it for a while and leaves the room as fast as they can. thats usually my cue to leave as well

# ? Jul 22, 2014 09:09

weird: by zen death robot

im a modern guy, so when i sign cheques i just write the url to my blog, where i make posts whenever i write a cheque

# ? Jul 22, 2014 09:36

tyler

So, I want to join a gang. Is it dangerous?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 09:41

GoodbyeTurtles

zombie303 posted:

So, I want to join a gang. Is it dangerous?

the BLOOD OATH is totally safe if you've had all of your shots

# ? Jul 22, 2014 09:53

tyler

Which gang loves Satan?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 10:15

3D Megadoodoo

apt gangbang posted:

im a modern guy, so when i sign cheques

# ? Jul 22, 2014 10:19

Looke

newbie death pool

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:49

dogcrash truther

Looke posted:

newbie death pool

Crazy Water Aqua Park

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:51

i am he

some people call byob the world's largest internet prison

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:52

i am he

i am he posted:

I have a question, even though I'm not really a newbie. If we think a thread should be goldmined, can we ask one of our wonderful IKs to goldmine it, or should we just trust them to remember to goldmine the good threads?

Like, should I pm one of the mods?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:12

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i am he posted:

Like, should I pm one of the mods?

i like to take pictures of mods' houses and email them to them with a link and a one worded email - "goldmine"

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:14

i am he

im gonna cut out leltters from a magazine and write a letter to dogcrash that says "M o D S g A y"

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:15

heard u like girls

HUSKY DILF posted:

hello new posters i'm making myself a drink want one?

HEYO

yes pls i want a drink

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:51

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

zombie303 posted:

So, I want to join a gang. Is it dangerous?

byob ganga are safe and fun, post around a bit. we have one for ladies one for general posters, one for people who post high (blunt posting) one for people of spanish decent (los friendos) one for whatever the hell (sids garage) is, one for transgendered people (WMS cut off dick crew) I'm not sure what (I love my tiny hosed up wolf) is but I think it has to do with forums president Nomates. just post a bit and see what strikes you and when the time is right you'll know what gang you want to join.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:57