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Pedantra


we need a theme for this years back-to-school dance. Please also let us know who you will be taking so we can arrange seating assignments for dinner. This may as well double as the megathread for outfit advice/ What you are wearing to the school dance. Ummm... i guess that's it. Oh yeah, and boys makes sure you ask that special someone soon or she'll soon be takennn *bats eyelids at dogcrash truther*

UPDATE:

Welp... the theme this year is AIDS. I'd like to take this moment to silently reflect upon the evisceration of the FYAD psychopath community by the virus... we wish you the best of luck, in hell.

UPDATE 2:

Known couples in order of discovery [binding]:
Pedantra + Cruft
I Dunno + Captain Nomates
Chairman Meow + Iamhe
Windmill Slayer + Husky Dilf
Saboten + Fartghost
Saranya + Salmiakki
Fluffie Duckie + Zombie303

Pedantra fucked around with this message at Jul 23, 2014 around 05:08

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LappyDore64

I'M SAD

i vote school shooting as the theme

Iggy Koopa


magic under the sea

Angry Fish


I say we do the toga theme again. Was a hit back in 2012!

cruft


Pedantra, will you go to the dance with me?

Pedantra


LappyDore64 posted:

i vote school shooting as the theme



this may be a little similar to last years "blood sport" theme but I'll allow it to be voted upon

Iggy Koopa


im thinking of asking fluffie duckie but i heard she might be one of the chaperones

Salmiakki



i will be wearing a suit at the dance

cruft


Salmiakki posted:

i will be wearing a suit at the dance

Speedo and bowtie for me.

Pedantra


cruft posted:

Pedantra, will you go to the dance with me?

er... um... cruft! *blushing profusely* hehe, ha.... um.... well... you seeeee... i was err eehhh,, waiting for someone in particular to ask but.... weellll.... Okay

WindmillSlayer

I really just want a girl I can come home to at night, who will already have Anime on, my hookah lit, is dressed all pinup-ey and shit, and is ready to fuck on the dime. That would be sick.

Does anyone know if Blues Clues has a date?

Salmiakki



cruft posted:

Speedo and bowtie for me.

put the bowtie on top of the speedo

cruft


Pedantra posted:

er... um... cruft! *blushing profusely* hehe, ha.... um.... well... you seeeee... i was err eehhh,, waiting for someone in particular to ask but.... weellll.... Okay

Oh wow.

[Side note: it never played out this way for me in actual high school]

Salmiakki posted:

put the bowtie on top of the speedo

This is a solid plan, hope you don't mind Pedantra.

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*clears throat* as president of the goth club, we would like to see this year's theme be "Beelzebub's rotting corpse infested with maggots that spits acid and its own putrid flesh at the girls who don't like us such as Stacy and Becky". I have wonderful selection of Bauhaus for mood music. I'll just leave my records over there...

Iggy Koopa


WindmillSlayer posted:

Does anyone know if Blues Clues has a date?

he likes boys now sorry windy

cruft


Oh, a theme.

I suggest "The Grungy 90s"

Bo-Pepper

Want some fright?
Course ya boo!

i'm going to keep an eagle eye on every one of you so no funny business

Captain No-mates


i would like to nominate the yugoslav wars as the theme, people can choose which side to dress up as which would be a lot of fun!

Pedantra


*ahem* I have just been informed that there will be a new rule at this years school dance, all attendees MUST bring a date, and those who are unable will have their dates assigned. Thank you. I will be updating the OP with a list of known pairings later tonight and we'll start on assignments once we have a clear picture. Thank you.

Salmiakki



Pedantra posted:

*ahem* I have just been informed that there will be a new rule at this years school dance, all attendees MUST bring a date, and those who are unable will have their dates assigned. Thank you. I will be updating the OP with a list of known pairings later tonight and we'll start on assignments once we have a clear picture. Thank you.

i cant wait to find out which postin gal or pal will be my date...

Iggy Koopa


Pedantra posted:

*ahem* I have just been informed that there will be a new rule at this years school dance, all attendees MUST bring a date, and those who are unable will have their dates assigned. Thank you. I will be updating the OP with a list of known pairings later tonight and we'll start on assignments once we have a clear picture. Thank you.

if my fiancee goes to a different school can i bring her as a date still?

Captain No-mates


Iggy Koopa posted:

if my fiancee goes to a different school can i bring her as a date still?

lmao sids still pretending he has a fiance who lives in canada

cruft


Pedantra posted:

*ahem* I have just been informed that there will be a new rule at this years school dance, all attendees MUST bring a date, and those who are unable will have their dates assigned. Thank you. I will be updating the OP with a list of known pairings later tonight and we'll start on assignments once we have a clear picture. Thank you.

That is a pretty lovely rule.

I hereby offer myself as a date for anybody who wants to attend the dance but can't get a date. I'm still totally going with Pedantra but I'm happy to be anybody's standby since the rules don't say this isn't allowed.

cruft


cruft posted:

I'm still totally going with Pedantra

Brief serious post: this thread is for reals bringing back the excitement of having a date for a school dance. I'm actually nervous here in my office chair. Weird.

Pedantra


Iggy Koopa posted:

if my fiancee goes to a different school can i bring her as a date still?

normally yes, but since this is the back to school dance and we insist it be students only so they can get to know one another and reconnect with old friends without outside baggage.

cruft



Um. I hope you're not running for re-election because.

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Pedantra posted:

*ahem* I have just been informed that there will be a new rule at this years school dance, all attendees MUST bring a date, and those who are unable will have their dates assigned. Thank you. I will be updating the OP with a list of known pairings later tonight and we'll start on assignments once we have a clear picture. Thank you.
as president of the goth delegation we would like to state that this is a clear violation of our rights. girls do not want to talk to us and the only girl in our delegation is Ebony and she doesn't shower.
I can't help but feel as if this could all be solved with more maggots and despair.

cruft


Reset Button posted:

as president of the goth delegation we would like to state that this is a clear violation of our rights. girls do not want to talk to us and the only girl in our delegation is Ebony and she doesn't shower.
I can't help but feel as if this could all be solved with more maggots and despair.

I'll be your date, Reset Button.

Gonna request the DJ play "promiscuous girl"

Iggy Koopa


she came here for a week before her parents transferred schools

cruft


cruft posted:

I'll be your date, Reset Button.

Pedantra is still totes my date tho, just wanna make that clear.

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cruft posted:

I'll be your date, Reset Button.

Gonna request the DJ play "promiscuous girl"

we of the goth delegation withdraw our request for more maggots and hereby accept this invitation.
by we, I mean myself and my headmates, Alucard and Elizabeth Bathory.

WindmillSlayer

I really just want a girl I can come home to at night, who will already have Anime on, my hookah lit, is dressed all pinup-ey and shit, and is ready to fuck on the dime. That would be sick.

If Blues Clues has a date I'm going with DCT, I liked him first Pedantra.

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cruft posted:

Pedantra is still totes my date tho, just wanna make that clear.

I am fine with polyamory as is Lucifer, son of the morning.

cruft


Reset Button posted:

I am fine with polyamory as is Lucifer, son of the morning.

Okay look I need to make this clear. I will be your date for purposes of getting in to the dance. But that does not mean I am buying you dinner at The Cooperage, and you are not invited into my 1979 Toranado after the dance.

Pedantra


im getting cucked by cruft

Looke

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aids

cruft


Pedantra posted:

im getting cucked by cruft

Oh, no, baby, you're still my #1 girl, I just wanted to give people an option around this bullshit new rule so they could still go to the dance even if they didn't have a date.

Looke

S A D B O Y S

or an interpretive dance based on sids life

Pedantra



this gets my vote

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LappyDore64

I'M SAD

this rule is dumb, maybe i'll do a theme conversion at the dance if that's the case

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