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Pedantra, will you go to the dance with me? 
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Salmiakki posted:i will be wearing a suit at the dance Speedo and bowtie for me. |
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Jul 21, 2014 17:44
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Pedantra posted:er... um... cruft! *blushing profusely* hehe, ha.... um.... well... you seeeee... i was err eehhh,, waiting for someone in particular to ask but.... weellll.... Okay Oh wow. [Side note: it never played out this way for me in actual high school] Salmiakki posted:put the bowtie on top of the speedo This is a solid plan, hope you don't mind Pedantra. |
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Jul 21, 2014 17:47
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Oh, a theme. I suggest "The Grungy 90s" |
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Jul 21, 2014 17:50
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Pedantra posted:*ahem* I have just been informed that there will be a new rule at this years school dance, all attendees MUST bring a date, and those who are unable will have their dates assigned. Thank you. I will be updating the OP with a list of known pairings later tonight and we'll start on assignments once we have a clear picture. Thank you. That is a pretty lovely rule. I hereby offer myself as a date for anybody who wants to attend the dance but can't get a date. I'm still totally going with Pedantra but I'm happy to be anybody's standby since the rules don't say this isn't allowed. |
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Jul 21, 2014 17:53
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cruft posted:I'm still totally going with Pedantra Brief serious post: this thread is for reals bringing back the excitement of having a date for a school dance. I'm actually nervous here in my office chair. Weird. |
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Jul 21, 2014 17:56
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Pedantra posted:baggage. Um. I hope you're not running for re-election because. |
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Jul 21, 2014 17:56
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Reset Button posted:as president of the goth delegation we would like to state that this is a clear violation of our rights. girls do not want to talk to us and the only girl in our delegation is Ebony and she doesn't shower. I'll be your date, Reset Button. Gonna request the DJ play "promiscuous girl" 
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Jul 21, 2014 17:57
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cruft posted:I'll be your date, Reset Button. Pedantra is still totes my date tho, just wanna make that clear. |
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Jul 21, 2014 17:58
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Reset Button posted:I am fine with polyamory as is Lucifer, son of the morning. Okay look I need to make this clear. I will be your date for purposes of getting in to the dance. But that does not mean I am buying you dinner at The Cooperage, and you are not invited into my 1979 Toranado after the dance. |
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Jul 21, 2014 18:03
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Pedantra posted:im getting cucked by cruft Oh, no, baby, you're still my #1 girl, I just wanted to give people an option around this bullshit new rule so they could still go to the dance even if they didn't have a date. |
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Jul 21, 2014 18:06
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Reset Button posted:why does despair always follow me? Have you thought about asking WMS 2.0? |
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Jul 21, 2014 18:10
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Bo-Pepper posted:everyone must be a one snow crab width apart while dancing at all times * looks conspiratorially at Pedantra * |
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Jul 21, 2014 18:13
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Do we have a theme yet? I really like the idea of an "oldies from the 90's" theme. With Nirvana and Goo Goo Dolls and Foo Fighters. Have you guys ever heard of this band called "Soundgarden"? |
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Jul 21, 2014 18:31
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Caminus_Umbra posted:I, being a scary eyeless monster person, will gladly accompany any lovely lady to this dance. I will be dressed formally in a T-shirt and jeans, possibly with a a bitchin' pair of sunglasses You have to ask somebody. Maybe Matoi Ryuko who I think is a dude, or i am he who I'm sure is a dude. |
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Jul 21, 2014 18:45
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dogcrash truther posted:is that you? YOWZA! I'm totes goin' with the chick with a bunch of rings and high-voltage resistant footwear! TOO BAD DCT! |
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Jul 22, 2014 03:24
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Bad Username posted:Im not going Nope, wrong, you're going. This is totally going to be the stoner's ball. Man, I wish this had been a real thing when I was in school, I might have looked forward to dances. |
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Jul 22, 2014 03:26
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Holy crap I have no idea who's taking who anymore, much less who's bought what dress. Good thing I'm doing the speedo/bowtie thing, don't think anybody else is planning on that? |
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Jul 22, 2014 03:52
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Hey, Pedantra, weren't you going to update the OP with who's taking whom? |
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Jul 22, 2014 03:53
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Pedantra posted:this years theme is aids. what a good joke to steal, thanks looke. Okay great so who's going with whom, bb. |
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Jul 22, 2014 05:28
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ChairmanMeow posted:I'm wearing a short dress and no underwear so I can be the most popular girl getting on the roof.  How come if boys do this it's a sex crime |
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Jul 22, 2014 15:09
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cruft posted:
Stupid speedo |
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Jul 22, 2014 15:09
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ChairmanMeow posted:aint nobody pressing charges Actually I'm starting to think that Pedantra might be regretting accepting my offer, so Pedantra, if you like, I'll wear something more conventional like my Z Cavaricci pants and a white shirt. |
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Jul 22, 2014 15:46
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Sleepy Owl posted:im going to cure you Hey Owl, I'm really glad I asked Pedantra, she's a totally cool girl, but has ChairmanMeow ever said anything about me that you've heard? |
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Jul 22, 2014 15:52
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ChairmanMeow posted:did you get them at merry go round or chess king? man those pants I for real had a bunch of those. Lemme see if I can find a photo from my junior prom. It is to laugh. |
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Jul 22, 2014 15:52
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Okay, change of plans: I'll wear my stompin' boots, a black utilikilt, and a puffy white pirate shirt. And when people inevitably ask what I'm wearing under the kilt, I'll say "Pedantra's going to find out later" 
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Jul 22, 2014 16:00
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Sleepy Owl posted:very many terrible terrible things  ChairmanMeow posted:be careful she has some anger issues Who, Pedantra?
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Jul 22, 2014 16:06
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saboten posted:sOMEONE TAKE ME I can dance and am also easy. But also I'm a guy so. Plus I already have a date, don't know if I've mentioned that yet. |
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Jul 22, 2014 16:54
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That's funny but not at all accurate. Typically dudes don't have any clue what to do with their arms, and rather than risk looking dumb, they sort of treat their arms like these new growths that they don't know what to do with. So dangling at the sides, or crossed, maybe in the pockets? |
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Jul 22, 2014 17:01
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Salmiakki posted:i will avoid aksing anyone to be my date, to avoid any diseases that this dance is themed around You should go with Saranya. Just a suggestion. |
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Jul 22, 2014 17:11
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Pedantra posted:ask each-other you dopes, dont make me do all the work to make this the most magical night of your pathetic lives Weird how just a couple days as the joke party planner has turned you into an actual typical party planner. |
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Jul 22, 2014 17:12
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Pedantra posted:ah sorry, he's been cucking me left and right, im just a little jumpy is all I thought cucking was something women did to men. Maybe we're looking at different, um, web sites. |
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Jul 22, 2014 17:14
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saboten posted:you deserve better No way me and Peds (that's my pet name for her now) are totally going to stay together for life. (OH GOD WHAT IF SHE BREAKS UP WITH ME) |
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Jul 22, 2014 17:15
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This is Pedantra IRL guys.
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Jul 22, 2014 17:25
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Pedantra posted:*eyes dart around the room to see if DCT is watching* (OH GOD SHE'S GOING TO BREAK UP WITH ME) *checks out ChairmanMeow* |
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Jul 22, 2014 17:27
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Saranya posted:Yay!! Seriouspost: It was a big fuckin' deal when two chicks went to the dance together in 12th grade, but I get a feeling that this is no longer the case where I live. |
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Jul 22, 2014 17:30
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Way to kill thrad, Angry Fish. |
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Jul 22, 2014 18:42
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Caminus_Umbra posted:I will touch other places too! Ahem. |
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Jul 22, 2014 18:48
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Angry Fish who are you taking to the dance. I'm taking Pedantra (who is v. hott) don't know if I've mentioned that. |
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Jul 22, 2014 18:53
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Wait, Pedantra, you're a girl right? Just realized I never asked. |
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