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nice honeypot thread OP, as soon as I posted my dude this came up and Ive seen it like 20 tiems in the last 15 min
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Jul 21, 2014 19:27
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Player: me Name: Charls Height: 6 ft Weight: 180 lbs Age: 20 Appearance: tall and gay, wears dark clothing, hands scarred from burns from elbows, dark hair, etc. pretty generic Status: single, but always looking for single females ( everyone always thinks hes gay but hes straight ) Wealth: a lot Race: white cis male Residence: mansion Natural Element: fire Superpower: breaths fire Preferred Magic: fire Deity: god of fire Backstory: (MUST BE 200 CHARACTERS AT LEAST): I was born in west philidelphia, and my parents were pretty bad. when I was 18 and sleeping in my bed my my dad dropped his cigarette on a pile of newspapers and the house caught on fire, killing everyone. my parents used their last wishes to transport my soul to another dimension to save me from dying. i arrived here with the ability to control everything fire related. i am a pervert and everyone always thinks i'm gay but im really straight but no one believes me. everyones calls me harry but im really charls. I have a phobia of indoors and i cant use my fire powers at night because of something about the sun idk. because i cant use my powers at night i always hate night time and have a phobia of it or something. I actually am a perfect student and got a 4.0 in highschool and was headed to a top university but then i died. so i basically know basic chemistry and physics and can do calculus in a fantasy world so theres that. also im not resistant to fire or anything so i can kill myself if im not careful thank's for listenin'g
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Jul 21, 2014 19:29
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Ruby got Railed posted:nice honeypot thread OP, as soon as I posted my dude this came up and Ive seen it like 20 tiems in the last 15 min lowtax works for the Vatican
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Jul 21, 2014 19:29
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Fill the form to participate in this epic new GBS adventure by yours truly. Player: Gorman Thomas Name: Aatrek the Defiler Height: 5'7 Weight: 310 lbs Age: 32 Appearance: A portly pale man characterized by tortoiseshell glasses and heavy breathing. Status: On the lam after a jailbreak Wealth: Collectors edition (no 3 of 10) Wesley Crusher plush doll and $8.52 in assorted change. Race Human Residence: Mother's apartment Natural Element: Water Superpower: Rape Preferred Magic: Illusion (holography) Deity: Zeus Backstory: (MUST BE 200 CHARACTERS AT LEAST): Aatrek the Defiler is a convicted sex offender and former mod of TVIV. His hobbies include star trek, kiddie diddling, and gif creation. Lusts for authority and little girls. Favorite Star Trek series: The Next Generation. After going back to prison for being a little fat poo poo, he escaped thanks to an anonymous benefactor with the initials WR.... Gorman Thomas fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Jul 21, 2014 |
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Jul 21, 2014 19:31
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Player:djwetmouse Name:Ed Rooney Height:6'4" Weight:210 Age:67 Appearance:  Status:Dean of Students Wealth:Okay RaceHuman Residence:Chicago Natural Element:Education Superpower:Can summon ghosts Preferred Magic:Physical Comedy Deity:Betelgeuse Backstory: After unsuccessfully trying to bust young Mr. Bueller on a truancy charge, Ed Rooney retired to the county with his wife Kate McCallister and his daughter Mina Murray . There he is haunted by more than his failures as a high-school dean. It turns out that his county home was built over an ancient temple of the Wyrm God Betelgeuse (whose true name is Batman). Kate and Mina were murdered by Betelgueuse's minions, the Shadow and Thelma. Ed was able to fight off the diabolical pair only to take their place as High Priest of the church of Betelgeuse. Now he walks the earth doing the bidding of Betelgeuse occasionally accompanied by his squire Howard the Mallard. Garth_Marenghi fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jul 21, 2014 |
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Jul 21, 2014 19:32
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Player: anyone but me Name: Prince Randian Height: 80cm, give or take Weight: 45kg Age: 43 Appearance: A bearded man with no arms or legs and a piercing stare Status: Performer Wealth: Medium Race Average Residence: No fixed address Natural Element: Ground Superpower: Rolling a cigarette Preferred Magic: Average Deity: God Backstory: (MUST BE 200 CHARACTERS AT LEAST): quote:Prince Randian (sometimes misspelled Rardion or Randion; ca. 1871 – December 19, 1934), also known as The Snake Man, The Living Torso, The Human Caterpillar and a variety of other names was an American performer with tetra-amelia syndrome and a famous limbless sideshow performer of the early 1900s, best known for his ability to roll cigarettes with his lips. He was reportedly brought to the United States by P.T. Barnum in 1889 and was a popular carnival and circus attraction for 45 years. Prince Randian can be seen in the 1932 film Freaks.
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Jul 21, 2014 19:41
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Fucker posted:Look. I really appreciate the effort. But you cannot weigh 168 cm and have a kilogram based height. It's just not possible. CHARACTER REJECTED  ok
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Jul 21, 2014 19:56
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awRIGHT! Lucifer of House Satan, transsexual demon of love and hater of cis lords (actually all humans) ready for action!
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Jul 21, 2014 20:12
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i put all my points into strength
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Jul 21, 2014 20:35
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Player: Captain Lou Albano Name: Supper Mario Height: 5 ft 10 in Weight:350 lb Age: 28 Appearance:  Backstory: (MUST BE 200 CHARACTERS AT LEAST): Swing your arms from side to side Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You've got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now, just like that!
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Jul 21, 2014 20:39
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Fucker posted:Fill the form to participate in this epic new GBS adventure by yours truly.
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Jul 21, 2014 21:16
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>ok my first action is to connect with the poopkin barbarian on our mutual love of satan and then grief people by leaving poop stains on everything
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