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Player: Jimmy Dean Name: Jimmy Dean Height: 20 sausages tall Weight: 5 sausages wide Age: 53 Appearance: a tall sausage with a slick do' and oodles of attitude Status: dead Wealth: probably yes Race: white Residence: texas Natural Element: sausage Superpower: sausage Preferred Magic: sausage Deity: sausage Backstory: (MUST BE 200 CHARACTERS AT LEAST): In 1969, he founded the Jimmy Dean Sausage Company[1] with his brother Don. The company did well, in part because of Dean's own extemporized, humor-themed commercials.[11] Its success led to its acquisition in 1984 by Consolidated Foods, later renamed the Sara Lee Corporation. Dean remained involved as spokesperson for the company, but the new corporate parent immediately began phasing him out of any management duties. In January 2004, Dean said that Sara Lee had dropped him as the spokesman for the sausage brand because he was too old.[12]
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Fucker posted:Sausages are not a measurement of weight, height, a natural element, a superpower, a magic or a deity. CHARACTER REJECTED Way to write all those words for nothing, idiot. joke's on you, just try to have fun without oodles of attitude
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Rad Tad posted:Player: Jimmy Dean please don't make me look at this more
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