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Without him the Bulls would have never been as popular
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:04 |
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TryAgainBragg posted:Without him the Bulls would have never been as popular Heh, this guy is confusing Michael Jackson with Michael JORDAN from the chicago black hawks. crazy lol
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:05 |
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Hey Lando Calrissian!
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:05 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Goddamnit, whatever happened to a consistent voice in trolling methodology? we live in dark times friend
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:06 |
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you shoiuld always be able to alter the flow of your troll stream. the trolling must be controlled and delivered according to the "sitch", or situation
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:07 |
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He was a nutritious nugget chewed up, digested, and excreted by the pop industry.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:08 |
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a creepy colon posted:you shoiuld always be able to alter the flow of your troll stream. the trolling must be controlled and delivered according to the "sitch", or situation
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:09 |
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Liked his music and dancing. Have never been able to decide whether he was weird and childlike because he didn't have much of a childhood, or if he was weird and childlike because he was a creepy pedophile.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:09 |
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:10 |
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Liked his music and dancing. Have never been able to decide whether he was weird and childlike because he didn't have much of a childhood, or if he was weird and childlike because he was a creepy pedophile. why it can't be both
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:11 |
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Cubone posted:why it can't be both
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:11 |
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I think the funniest possibility is that he never touched any kids and became a pariah without reason. But kiddy diddling isn't nearly as notable as TURNING INTO A WHITE MAN. Amazing. It gives me hope that one day I can turn polynesian or maybe hispanic, if that's easier.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:12 |
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He turned into a white woman actually
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:13 |
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If I never heard him on the radio again, that would be fine. Hell if I never heard the radio again, I would be ecstatic. Michael Jackson was a lucky performer who made good music when all of culture was being turned into this monolith monoculture to the point where people in other countries know who the Michael Jackson is, making him large than Elvis and the Beatles. His album thriller was a best seller two years in a row, '83 and '84 (the only other album is Adele from 2012 to 2013). To a large extent his popularity is a creation of that monoculture era. We will probably never again have that sort of monoculture that we had in the 80's, but none of us want it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_albums http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_albums_by_year_in_the_United_States
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:14 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:If I never heard him on the radio again, that would be fine. wow yeah lots of ppl liked him in the 80s cuz monolith culture or whatever makes a lot of sense till you consider his popularity has remained the same for loving 30+ more years you moron
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:15 |
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you can literally walk up to any 6 year old kid in america and be like 'yo who is michael jackson' and they will flip u the bird, grab their crotch and moon walk all over ur face cuz literally everyone loves michael jacksons music except for weird autists who are most certainly white and only listne to death metal
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:16 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:If I never heard him on the radio again, that would be fine. anime avatar lol
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:18 |
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his dad was a rat bastard. Joe Cola, what the gently caress.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:18 |
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monolith culture
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:19 |
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Dennis Eckersley posted:his dad was a rat bastard. Joe Cola, what the gently caress. remember when he addressed the press immediately after MJs death and the first thing he mentioned was his new record label he was starting or something smdh
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:21 |
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while were at it if you also don't like prince youre a terrible person with terrible taste and should go get hosed tbh
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:22 |
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Dick Fagballzson posted:monolith culture he actually said monolith mono culture lol
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:23 |
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Twee as gently caress posted:while were at it if you also don't like prince youre a terrible person with terrible taste and should go get hosed tbh Prince is fine, other than being a massive fan-hating rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:27 |
he was a fantastic entertainer that most likely raped kids. if he didn't rape kids then he was working really hard to appear like he did
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:31 |
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Ive found myself listening to a softrock/pop channel while working lately because if I hear bob segar or steve miller one more goddamn time im gonna explode. Well while I been listening to this station they occasionally will play some MJ but it is only pre-thriller. The same station only plays 80s music on the weekends. Ive not once heard them play anything from thriller on up. Thriller is the line between acceptable colered boy and pedo-freak honkey
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:37 |
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Michael Jackson made some amazing albums, and you have zero taste if you disagree. But as for his personal life, it's basically Schrodinger's Kiddie Diddle. We'll never find out if he touched or hosed any kids, but if we were to definitely know the truth it would completely change our perceptions of Michael Jackson forever. And then there's Roman Polanski, who actually drugged and raped a girl in the rear end. But I guess Michael Jackson's detractors can forgive that because Polanski directed Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby. And if he hadn't fled the country to avoid sentencing after drugging and raping a child in the rear end, then we never would've gotten The Pianist.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:41 |
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lol at the presumably obese beret-toting goons ITT claiming MJ was mediocre
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:46 |
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Homestar Runner posted:lol at the presumably obese beret-toting goons ITT claiming MJ was mediocre Michael Jackson was crap. I was just being nice earlier.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:48 |
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ugh popular music *sighs and puts on sufjan stevens*
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:51 |
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a creepy colon posted:wow yeah lots of ppl liked him in the 80s cuz monolith culture or whatever makes a lot of sense till you consider his popularity has remained the same for loving 30+ more years you moron you know what, tou are totally right. Jackson's popularity was drat steady for years, I mean hell "you rock my world" has 1 billion views on youtube alone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-7ABIM2qjU
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:58 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:you know what, tou are totally right. Jackson's popularity was drat steady for years, I mean hell "you rock my world" has 1 billion views on youtube alone. you rock my world was a great track
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:01 |
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He was a weirdo that made good music that got worse over time like all musicians
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:07 |
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Wizzle-Wazzle posted:He was a weirdo that made lovely music that got worse over time like all mediocre musicians Fixed.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:08 |
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ABC was pretty good.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:08 |
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If Michael Jackson abided by cultural norms, the world would be a much happier happier place. Think about it.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:14 |
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GigaPeon posted:If Michael Jackson had died before recording Thriller, the world would be a much happier happier place. Think about it. Fixed this one, too.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:17 |
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Michael was a victim of gold digging. Nothing ever happened and those that think so are closet racists.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:21 |
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I like his songs where he doesn't yell. Those make me uncomfortable.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:24 |
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He made a song and hosed up music video that literally told people to leave him alone. I guess all his music videos sucked. Except for the one where the little poo poo of a son sent his father to Africa or something. "Eat this :BUNGAWONGAWONGAGOOOGOOOOBUNGAWWONGAGOOOGOOOOOO:"
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:28 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Fixin' poo poo
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