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I was walkin around london today lookin at all the pretty women in jogging pants and i realized my libido was back and i wanted to see their butts and vaginas and that there are so many pretty women and so many vaginas I will never get to experience with all of my senses and sensory organs (ys i use my ears I am known as the Vagina Whisperer in some circles) and it made me pretty sad ive never understood the lust for the fountain of youth but at that moment i did and it all made sense. NOT even the sexiest man will ever get all the vaginas but if, IF you lived forever there's a chance. so in a way, all those beautiful vaginas are fountains of youth if you think about it. ponce corleone knew and now i know
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I'm not sure
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Jul 21, 2014 19:40
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vags are gross and brits are mush mouth sounding retards who feel smug when they sell overpriced tea to tourists sorry op
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Jul 21, 2014 19:40
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its called genetics read ab ook
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Jul 21, 2014 19:41
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Robo Reagan posted:vags are gross and brits are mush mouth sounding retards who feel smug when they sell overpriced tea to tourists sorry op there are no british in london idiot
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Drunk & Ugly posted:I was walkin around london today lookin at all the pretty women in jogging pants and i realized my libido was back and i wanted to see their butts and vaginas and that there are so many pretty women and so many vaginas I will never get to experience with all of my senses and sensory organs (ys i use my ears I am known as the Vagina Whisperer in some circles) and it made me pretty sad dude you raped all those women
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Jul 21, 2014 19:41
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post 'em.
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Jul 21, 2014 19:42
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Dep!
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Jul 21, 2014 19:45
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Mulefisk posted:dude you raped all those women thats probably the dumbest thing about that male gaze mind rape thing: i have no idea what your vagina look like; I can take an accurate guess but its not really mind rape if i cant single it down to one thing like hey lady a part of your labia is oversized and hanging down like a rogue piece in a roast beef sandwich. that would be .. well no. it still wouldnt be rape just sort of verbal sort of sexual abuse and gross Guy Fleegman posted:Dep! what does warren zevon got to do with my slit lust Robo Reagan posted:mush mouth good word for a vag btw
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Jul 21, 2014 19:50
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awoo vaginas of London
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Jul 21, 2014 19:52
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Robo Reagan posted:vags are gross and brits are mush mouth sounding retards who feel smug when they sell overpriced tea to tourists sorry op course they are sweet'eart, course they are...    
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Jul 21, 2014 19:55
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http://www.kcl.ac.uk/nursing/newsevents/events/articles/Midwifery-Seminar-Vaginal-examination-consent-or-coercion.aspxquote:Midwifery Seminar: Vaginal examination: consent or coercion?
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Jul 21, 2014 19:56
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does this article refer to you, OPquote:London gangs 'drawing up "sket lists" of women to rape in revenge attacks against rivals' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...reate-fear.html
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Jul 21, 2014 19:56
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imagine being from the uk and wanting to defend it whenever somebody said it sucks lol
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Jul 21, 2014 19:57
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scalded schlong posted:does this article refer to you, OP two things are amusing to me, firstly that you refer to the daily mail for your 'credible news' and secondly that you don't think poo poo like that happens in US gang culture but thanks for playing anyway
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Jul 21, 2014 19:58
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yes, hth
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Jul 21, 2014 19:59
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All of the UK is full of smelly xenophobic retards who eat dey' own poo poo - Jay Z, The blue Print.
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Jul 21, 2014 19:59
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Hrm, Drunk & Ugly is oppressing women by objectifying their vaginas, but simultaneously his every move is dictated by vaginas. So while it appears that he's in charge, it's actually the vaginas who have been in charge all along... It's like The Usual Suspects, but Kevin Spacey is vaginas. 
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Jul 21, 2014 20:00
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Cucking Mama posted:imagine being from the uk and wanting to defend it whenever somebody said it sucks lol again london is not the UK. london is just london but really, if a brit wants to defend their culture and nation its ok cause we have The South and have little room to= talk
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Jul 21, 2014 20:01
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are there attractive women in London or do they all just look like Baby Spice?
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Jul 21, 2014 20:04
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Cucking Mama posted:imagine being from the uk and wanting to defend it whenever somebody said it sucks lol ...and yet the moment anyone even remotely hints at the US as not being #1 in any given field half the forums suddenly get their knickers in a twist http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/hypocrisy
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:...and yet the moment anyone even remotely hints at the US as not being #1 in any given field half the forums suddenly get their knickers in a twist US owns the world, buddy. Get used to it.
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Maoist Pussy posted:are there attractive women in London or do they all just look like Baby Spice? There are attractive women in London, because it's where rich white women fly from all over europe to buy shoes.
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first i would have some irish perhaps visitting or working here to get away from the bogs etc. id check that out then afterwards a welsh and a scot then maybe some polish, estonian take away cause ive never really been near one of those at all, does it smell like vodka hwo knows then dip into some jamaican or nigerian black coffee and finally maybe some upper class thatcher fanny followed by lower class spice girl stuff to really get into the class differences and dispell all notions of whatever All of this would take me years because i tend to flal in love easily, and this is precisely why i need to live forever edit poo poo i forgot all the spanish and catalonians running around here to spice things up chorizo style Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Jul 21, 2014 |
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Jul 21, 2014 20:07
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knickers in a twist is one of those things people only say when they're imitating an english person I bet
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big duck equals goose posted:US owns the world, buddy. Get used to it. in which area are we talking? diabetes? autism? childhood obesity?
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Jul 21, 2014 20:07
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why do poor british people wear poor people clothes that are distinctly british? like i thought all poor white people wore tweety bird shirts and poo poo, but the british it seems to be pink track suits and dudes what look like onslow. please note i only know about england from tv.
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Cucking Mama posted:knickers in a twist is one of those things people only say when they're imitating an english person I bet actually everyone in britain is in on the joke and when there aren't foreigners or cameras around they talk like normal people
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:in which area are we talking? diabetes? autism? childhood obesity? i met a lithuanian with diabetes and wondered if she would taste sweet
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i met a lithuanian with diabetes and wondered if she would taste sweet i hear lithuanians are hot. too bad they're mud people from a mud country
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Jul 21, 2014 20:11
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Cucking Mama posted:knickers in a twist is one of those things people only say when they're imitating an english person I bet This gets said a lot because in most british cities after 8pm you'll probably see a woman pissing in the street who is too drunk to get her knickers back on.
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Jul 21, 2014 20:13
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Fandyien posted:i hear lithuanians are hot. too bad they're mud people from a mud country es true. Also re: the clothing question, i think youre just talking about ultra trash people. You can get semi regular looking clothes and jeans from Primark for like 5 dollars you have to go out of your way to make yourself look like a chav and i think most of those live in manchester or something, i dunno go ask the people in the Sausage thread
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RobattoJesus posted:This gets said a lot because in most british cities after 8pm you'll probably see a woman pissing in the street who is too drunk to get her knickers back on. vaginas of London, smells like beefeater, tastes like piss: a documentary for our time.
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i was gonna go to yorkshire for two weeks through my college this summer, but i found out that it was with a bunch of 18 year old and i'm 24, so i didn't, and then i heard yorkshire sucked rear end so i feel like it was a doubly good decision.
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:two things are amusing to me, firstly that you refer to the daily mail for your 'credible news' and secondly that you don't think poo poo like that happens in US gang culture but thanks for playing anyway i think you are projecting rather more than is fair
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so has anyone ever seen a real cool vagina or a weird one or anything while we're on the topic lets keep me hard and keep this thread interesting scalded schlong have you ever banged a girl with a posh accent
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girls are hot, but fortuntely im gay
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i banged a fat chick once and she had a really gross pussy
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Jul 21, 2014 20:18
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Fandyien posted:i banged a fat chick once and she had a really gross pussy become gay
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friends watch porn posted:girls are hot, but fortuntely im gay do you agree about the inherent beauty of vaginas tho , like flowers
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