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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


SmokaDustbowl posted:

awooooo

vaginas of london

and their hair was perfect

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I like vaginas...I'm not sure what all the fuss is about?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Tao Jones posted:

and their hair was perfect

I saw them eating some beef chow mein.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Let's keep posting one line of lyrics from 'Werewolves of London', it won't get old or less funny with every single line posted because no one ever thought of that joke before you did.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
op knows what i'm talking about when i say i've pressed my ear up against a vagina or two and had a listen

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Big Beef City posted:

Let's keep posting one line of lyrics from 'Werewolves of London', it won't get old or less funny with every single line posted because no one ever thought of that joke before you did.

Yes mein Fuhrer

All this vagina nonsense must stop!


VERBOTEN!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

AAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

naem
May 29, 2011

I am mind raping everyone itt (in this thread) rigt now

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Big Beef City posted:

AAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Big Beef Curtains

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

naem posted:

I am mind raping everyone itt (in this thread) rigt now

Lol is that your best mind rape? I don't feel anything.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Vaginas on the streets of Carlisle, Dublin Dundee Humberside

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Vagina is such a terrible word

VAGina

Ugh

Pussy is so much better

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moola posted:

Vagina is such a terrible word

VAGina

Ugh

Pussy is so much better

Patriarchy.txt

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I prefer the term snatch because I steal things with it.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Penis isn't a very sexy word either, tbh.

I think it's time that society evolved to use sexy words to invoke the proper images of our sex-having parts.

naem
May 29, 2011

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Lol is that your best mind rape? I don't feel anything.

h-hold me

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

For example, I think 'glistening cum-pipe' is better

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
He thrust his purple headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ilikedirt posted:

ah yes how could i forget all those times the british isles were overrun by slightly different whites

well you have to admit it cuts down on the incest a bit

Deep Thought
Mar 7, 2005
i like you OP, you're a real man's man. i do a similar thing myself as i just can't stop thinking about big hairy pussy, on a girl. never been much of a connoisseur more than that, but i do think seeing one in the RL is worth a thousand seen in the minds-eye.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
shut the gently caress up Gypsum Fantastic

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I prefer the term snatch because I steal things with it.
Amazing

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I prefer the term snatch because I steal things with it.

Are the things you steal sperm?

Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009

DRINK! ARSE! FECKIN CHRISTMAS!

Trixie Hardcore posted:

OP, have you thought about maybe opening up a Vagina Museum and putting out a call for women to come in & have their vaginas cast in plaster & then you can look at the vaginas during the casting process and then refer to the plaster models at a later date if you ever forget what they look like?

Theres an art gallery in Hobart, Australia that has an exhibition of 200 plaster molded vaginas. The curators have to keep stopping people from touching them.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
What is the point if you can't touch them?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Trixie Hardcore posted:

What is the point if you can't touch them?

There's a cuck joke here.
A big one.

You might not laugh about it right away, but you will eventually.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Trixie Hardcore posted:

What is the point if you can't touch them?

The smell is wonderful?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Drunk & Ugly posted:

i met a lithuanian with diabetes and wondered if she would taste sweet
If you drink her pee you'll find out.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
In my experience you don't really know a vagina until you have made contact with it.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Trixie Hardcore posted:

In my experience you don't really know a vagina until you have made contact with it.

"IT'S AFRAID!!!"
---Starship Troopers

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
That is pretty goony that people touch the vagina shapes. So goons. Such creepy.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Not all vag's are created equal

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Big Beef City posted:

"IT'S AFRAID!!!"
---Starship Troopers

a bug monster that taps into both dick and pussy fears.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

i like that movie

a misanthrope fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Jul 22, 2014

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

Cucking Mama posted:

imagine being from the uk and wanting to defend it whenever somebody said it sucks lol

no id rather just call it poo poo and live my lavish american lifestyle

obliviums
Oct 2, 2013

The only exercise I get is poopin'

Do you fat-shaming try-hards really know how good ice cream is?

Drunk & Ugly posted:

I was walkin around london today lookin at all the pretty women in jogging pants and i realized my libido was back and i wanted to see their butts and vaginas and that there are so many pretty women and so many vaginas I will never get to experience with all of my senses and sensory organs (ys i use my ears I am known as the Vagina Whisperer in some circles) and it made me pretty sad

ive never understood the lust for the fountain of youth but at that moment i did and it all made sense. NOT even the sexiest man will ever get all the vaginas but if, IF you lived forever there's a chance.

so in a way, all those beautiful vaginas are fountains of youth if you think about it.

ponce corleone knew and now i know

Try to catch a londoner's eye. That'll help to turn your libido back.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

A misanthrope posted:

i like that movie


This is a pretty ironic scene in retrospect.


Maoist Pussy posted:

That is pretty goony that people touch the vagina shapes. So goons. Such creepy.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Trixie Hardcore posted:

This is a pretty ironic scene in retrospect.


lol

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Smoking Crow posted:

awoo vaginas of London

SmokaDustbowl posted:

awooooo

vaginas of london

beat u ;)

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Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Trixie Hardcore posted:

This is a pretty ironic scene in retrospect.

Cause NPH actually touches dicks IRL?

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