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Stupid White Baby By Aurora-Capitah, Poet, Humanist. Oppressed from the womb *bangs a drum* Parents named me Stupid Newbie Doctor saw I was a fat white cis-gendered baby And punted me across the room Out the hospital window *adjusts beret* In to a cactus The prickles and barbs of the plant no match for the barbs and prickles Hurled from the window above; "Hey stupid baby, you are more foolish than my gay negro lover" I respond: "I may be a baby..." "...but at least I don't have a gay negro lover" The doctors head explodes Into bloody chunks Of enlightenment. *slow patter on drum* The drive home, tossed from the SUV Into a river In a box Written upon it *looks down at floor, vapes* Do not open, Stupid Baby inside. Adopted by a pack of illiterate, militant feminist otters Ironic Irony Words... *twenty minutes of silence* The checkout clerk At the store says I don't need any more coco puffs The whole store laughs Literally, a store, laughing I respond: *vapes* *checks Facebook* *shits pants* "I may be a fat stupid cis-gendered male, but at least I don't work..." *eats poo poo* "... in a grocery store" *holds for applause*
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You oval office You GAPING oval office Staring, demanding, YELLLING!!! You stupid oval office.
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Jul 22, 2014 02:32
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redshirt posted:You oval office Nice, nice.
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Jul 22, 2014 02:34
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Darkness everywhere envolopes me in Its Pink Dome of slumber relentlessly Pursuing What Can't Be Pin back the curtains with buffalo wings I am Gay
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Jul 22, 2014 02:35
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It's poetry in motion when I slam a whale
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mookface posted:Darkness everywhere envolopes me in P. good, but you need to put emphasis on the last word in each line. That's what slam poetry means.
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Jul 22, 2014 02:36
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Hahahahahaha, hooray for lovely kerning
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Jul 22, 2014 02:42
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Hummingbirds FIGHT over sugar water RIGHTS and it's ALPHA and OMEGA and all that HUMMING, no one eats no one rests everyone's BUZZING, a metaphor for War.
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Jul 22, 2014 02:49
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How do girls pee they never told us in gym class RELEASE ME VENUS
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Jul 22, 2014 02:53
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Slam poetry isn't MEANT to be READ it's MEANT TO BE experienced I can't understand your MEANING without your FLAILING and your WHEEZING
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Jul 22, 2014 03:10
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CLIMB inside my rear end That's where the mind's flavour has made you most alive faggots?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzY2-GRDiPM Oh I thought we where being serious...
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Jul 22, 2014 03:13
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I saw a movie about this
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SaltLick posted:It's poetry in motion when I slam a whale
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Jul 22, 2014 03:13
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Cucking Mama posted:I saw a movie about this Yes in your history class, young man?
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Jul 22, 2014 03:14
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someone post that fat neckbeard from the olympics
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I wonder what videogames will be like when I'm redshirts age and redshirt is dead
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Jul 22, 2014 03:17
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Why do slam poets collectively always seem to have the same cadence and rhythm when reading their poetry, their flow is always the same and has no variation. Like rappers are better at slam poetry than slam poets.
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Remember when a fat neckbeard slam poet did the opening ceremonies of the 2010 Winter Olympics?
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JebanyPedal posted:Why do slam poets collectively always seem to have the same cadence and rhythm when reading their poetry, their flow is always the same and has no variation. Because its uncreative and formulaic and not real poetry
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Remember when a fat neckbeard slam poet did the opening ceremonies of the 2010 Winter Olympics? no, I didn't watch those olympics. where did that go down?
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Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright Come on and slam and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam
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Cucking Mama posted:I wonder what videogames will be like when I'm redshirts age and redshirt is dead lovely POEM Terrible PROSE Cucking MAma Stinks like TOES.
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:Everybody get up, it's time to slam now Someone go to a slam and just do this.
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Jul 22, 2014 03:20
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Dubsy posted:Thread needs more William Shatner 
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pain is like a river in the gutter, pouring out the cars as the parking meter bell rings when the clock strikes 13 Fat underdogs eat their brothers (hot dogs) and that's why westboro baptist church *slams bongo 420 times* it's just a plant
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WORD UP AL 'BLESS MY' NIPPERS KICKIN IT WITH THESE HOT NEW GOON SLAMS TEARIN UP THE CHARTS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVw5mnRI8Zw SHOUT OUT TO AURORA HOPE YOU BEAT THAT GAY NEGRO KILLING RAP SOON
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In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth TIME. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not CHANGE the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 DAYS. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong toDAY. This a major LIE has so much evil feed from it's WRONG. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a LIAR.
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redshirt posted:lovely POEM toy burns; court adjourns etc
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Cucking Mama posted:no, I didn't watch those olympics. where did that go down? http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/slam-poet-s-olympic-performance-hits-home-1.902702
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Cucking Mama posted:toy burns; court adjourns etc ur sad n LAME Get MOMMY to UP the DOSAGE.
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Jul 22, 2014 03:37
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I'm sorry redshirt but this is beneath my dignity
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Jul 22, 2014 03:38
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Cucking Mama posted:I'm sorry redshirt but this is beneath my dignity And that's why you FAIL.
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Jul 22, 2014 03:42
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Stop. ... making GBS threads up my thread You assholes.
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As for food, My meal was excellent,, The Cheddar soup (made with beer), aaaaand Pretzel Breadsticks alone are worth it for me, but the steak I had was wonderful. *hit small drum* The atmosphere is cozy and secluded, It's smaller than the outside would have you believe, I think it could work well, for a romantic setting quite well. *hit both drums*
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The trees are quiet. They pretend not to notice, That I am pooping. Nice trees.
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Julia Louis Dreyfus wipes dead flies off bus driver's wild eyes; incise my guys' thighs with a dry slice of nice mild pie
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The soldier charged o'er the trench wall, while others held back and laughed. Twit.
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