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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
I seen me a mermaid once

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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
suck my dick whip you fuckin idi

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
i don't care which of you faggots does it

can't get worse than a pig with a glandular problem and a squid with busted testes or, you know, grover

holly boops would just probate on whims and ban for using the phrase "so i'm reenlisting"

nominated

or gently caress it just let shim burn the place down in the middle of a bender

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Shim for mod, serious nomination qtiyd

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Shim for mod, serious nomination qtiyd

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Shim for mod, serious nomination qtiyd

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'd vote for shim for anything. :allears:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Shim for mod, serious nomination qtiyd

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Shim for mod, serious nomination qtiyd

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

gently caress it just let shim burn the place down in the middle of a bender

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


free mod rrail

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
If I am made mod I promise I will do absolutely no moderation, drunk posts will be wildly accepted and war crimes will flow like wine.

smertrioslol
Apr 4, 2010

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Steezo posted:

free mod rrail

shut up

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


holocaust bloopers posted:

ASVAB scores should be taken into consideration as well.

If we were smart and did well on the asvab we wouldn't be vets.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Genocide Tendency posted:

If we were smart and did well on the asvab we wouldn't be vets.

You were able to find the quote button without asking for help. That translates to at least a 90.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
I'm pretty sure Shim would be the first mod with almost 2 pages on his rap sheet.

TBH I don't care who it is as long as they loving crucify Cole like the oval office he is.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Shim for mod, serious nomination qtiyd

I am very down

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009
50 Foot Ant, as long as he write probation reasons of no less than 3 paragraphs.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Zamboni Apocalypse posted:

50 Foot Ant, as long as he write probation reasons of no less than 3 paragraphs.

I would be down for this if it were the old GBS.

Or D&D.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

I'm pretty sure Shim would be the first mod with almost 2 pages on his rap sheet.

TBH I don't care who it is as long as they loving crucify Cole like the oval office he is.

Sorry I hosed your mom bro

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Cole posted:

Sorry I hosed your mom bro
Mods???

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
20+ years in IT support and 10+ at the IRS means I'm already well hated. Does that make me overqualified? I probably won't lose any emails\reports.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I realize asking for women studies and rhetoric majors to be mods is silly. They're all gainfully employed.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

holocaust bloopers posted:

I realize asking for women studies and rhetoric majors to be mods is silly. They're all gainfully employed.

A Barista is a very serious job

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Bolow posted:

A Barista is a very serious job

Starbucks offers healthcare for all of its employees. That's not a bad college job. Emphasis on 'college job'.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

The best part about Women's Studies or Rhetoric majors is that they're so loving worthless that not even the college will use you as cheap adjunct slave labor.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

Starbucks offers healthcare for all of its employees. That's not a bad college job. Emphasis on 'college job'.

I also heard they will pay for some classes like UPS now.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

SPACE HOMOS posted:

I also heard they will pay for some classes like UPS now.

Apparently Publix will straight up pay for like 2 years of college for their employees provided they maintain a good GPA and some other poo poo

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

holocaust bloopers posted:

Starbucks offers healthcare for all of its employees. That's not a bad college job. Emphasis on 'college job'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d4HtjzDcR8

Must be some doctoral candidates working there.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Do you undergrad in barista studies then post graduate work in mixology.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

With a minor in gender fluid dynamics.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Zamboni Apocalypse posted:

50 Foot Ant, as long as he write probation reasons of no less than 3 paragraphs.

sorry but that guy sucks poo poo

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mad Dragon posted:

With a minor in gender fluid dynamics.

Dicks and pussies are a liquid.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Bolow posted:

Apparently Publix will straight up pay for like 2 years of college for their employees provided they maintain a good GPA and some other poo poo

They have a list of class types they will pay for. It doesn't cover your bullshit women's studies classes.

Source: worked there for five years but quit because the GI bill will pay for women's studies.

E: sorry for loving your mom Bernard McFacknutah.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mad Dragon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d4HtjzDcR8

Must be some doctoral candidates working there.

Boy they must have practiced hard to get that good at simple bartender tricks after seven years on the job.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I really like the idea of near slave wage workers busting their rear end to entertain me for dollars.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
Whomever ends up doing it, I will take all of the credit for any success they experience like a good noble.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
ManMythLegend votes for shim, which is any right thinking man makes in this day in age of madness and pigs and conchs.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Is lowtax a sovereign citizen?

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
When do the debates begin? Will there be branch primaries?

Shim, some of your detractors believe you might be too racist to be mod. Do you have a response?

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