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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

still hyped for Xavier Woods

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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I hope it culminates in Layla and Summer coming down to the ring with a hobbled old man who doesn't know why he's there.

Marking out for Flair vs Fandango irl

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I hope it culminates in Layla and Summer coming down to the ring with a hobbled old man who doesn't know why he's there. Or a dog!

Flair vs Fandango at Night of Champions book it

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Goddamnit

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Professor Funk posted:

Zach Ryder won a match in 2014. It was amazing. Sorry pal.

this is the last time Zack Ryder won a match on television (no idea if his opponent was SCREWED out of a match here, but it looks like a terrible show regardless) http://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=89447

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I hope it culminates in Layla and Summer coming down to the ring with a hobbled old man who doesn't know why he's there. Or a dog!

it's been a while since they wheeled out Bob Backlund

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
You spelled Jhon Cena wrong.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

now coming out to the ring, accompanied by Summer Rae and Layla, the corpse of Ravishing Rick Rude!

Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!

keevo posted:

I don't think it's clean if Layla is pushing Fandango's feet off the ropes.

About as clean as Zack can hope for.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




SamuraiFoochs posted:

If Summerslam is going to own half as much as it should on paper, WWE might just get some of those renewals yet, because seriously:

Cena/Lesnar
Reigns/Orton
Rollins/Ambrose
Paige/AJ
Bray/Jericho II
Some manner of tag title match with the awesome Usos

That's a card, right there.

Brie/Stephanie, which will be a train wreck, but hopefully an entertaining one

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

this is the last time Zack Ryder won a match on television (no idea if his opponent was SCREWED out of a match here, but it looks like a terrible show regardless) http://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=89447

It's a Christmas miracle, maggle.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I hope it culminates in Layla and Summer coming down to the ring with a hobbled old man who doesn't know why he's there. Or a dog!

This is how Sami Zayn debuts. Since he's well-travelled he'll be given an international playboy gimmick.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Psychlone posted:

We're missing the bigger picture folks. Zack Ryder won clean on Raw. In 2014.

I could swear someone had a Toxx regarding Zack Ryder not winning a match on TV this year

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

oatgan posted:

this is the last time Zack Ryder won a match on television (no idea if his opponent was SCREWED out of a match here, but it looks like a terrible show regardless) http://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=89447

Yeah. He did win a match in 2014 prior to this, but it was against Bo Dallas on a house show and apparently doesn't count.

Unless I'm misremembering. I wasn't there, read it here on the forums.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Sono posted:

Brie/Stephanie, which will be a train wreck, but hopefully an entertaining one

Brie/Stephanie in a 60-minute iron man match

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

this is the last time Zack Ryder won a match on television (no idea if his opponent was SCREWED out of a match here, but it looks like a terrible show regardless) http://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=89447

Also this happened on that show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUw_ZIDOK30

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K5F6xG-Rbs

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Does Eva Marie have more TV wins this year than Damien Sandow?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

sick Macklemore cut, Phil

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

That is amazing.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

skaboomizzy posted:

Does Eva Marie have more TV wins this year than Damien Sandow?

If you include tags and such then yes, probably.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
So that's what he looks like without bags under his eyes.

Good for him.

EDIT: Oh come on, he was smirking.

Rand McNally fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jul 22, 2014

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

:smith:

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!


This is great. Hope it's true. He looks in good health.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Dude looks great. Everyone should retire from wrestling.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
And yeah, he does seem pretty happy. That's pretty cool.

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
He would come back for a contract guaranteed Wrestlemania main event and you know it. See you all in 2017.

Lord Of Texas
Dec 26, 2006

Sono posted:

Brie/Stephanie Reigns/Orton, which will be a train wreck, but hopefully an entertaining one

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
CM Punk looks really good now that he's had some time off.

And his statement there about never coming back wasn't really super serious so I don't know why anyone would take it that way. He'll come back if he feels like it if he doesn't feel he needs to he won't.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Punk's gonna be back before Bryan is.

Gusano
Dec 15, 2013

He was being sarcastic guys haha that Phil Brooks and his sarcasm :smithicide:

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

I'd still mark out if he comes back, but at this point I'm resigned to the fact that it probably won't be for a long time- and if he's happy and healthy, then nobody really has any say in what he does except himself. I hope he has a good life. :unsmith:

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Punk's gonna be back before Bryan is.

:smithicide:

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Del Raminos posted:

Dude looks great. Everyone should retire from wrestling.

Either this or a six month offseason.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011


lol He's hilarious and so funny and OH MY GOD I miss him so much. :(

He's being coy though, he'll be back he just doesn't want to say anything right now to get us riled up. At least he mentioned the marriage.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Delsaber posted:

Either this or a six month offseason.

They have enough wrestlers that they could split the roster for spring/summer and fall/winter. Then they can let the crazy people like John Cena and Daniel Bryan who don't know how to take time off or take care of themselves work all 4 seasons.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Someone please go ahead and make the "Never. Never Ever Ever" gif so everybody can post it simultaneously when he comes back.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Punk's gonna be back before Bryan is.

Of course he is you can't raise the dead

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Bork Lazer is the King of the Jews and John Cena is the Archangel Lucifer.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Delsaber posted:

Either this or a six month offseason.

Or a huge dialing back of house show business that's probably impossible because of the shareholders

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Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
I must have missed something on that Raw because I did not see many positives tonight. Maybe it's because I skipped Battleground. :shrug:

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