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Tell you some facts: Your favorite game is worse than a lifetime of getting drenched by elephant cum day and night in front of thousands of regular passerbys. I am going to tell you some reasons as to why your favorite game is a steaming pile of poo poo. Prepare your anus. 1. You run around collecting poo poo randomly placed in an environment of dynamically created geography manufactured by the computer code of some loving lazy nerd who definitely half-assed the development at the last minute. See: Rust, Diablo 2, Every Roguelike 2. That game involves you jumping from platform to platform without any clue as to in what framework of reality could ever possibly result in platforms that float for no comprehensible ingame logic while you keep falling to earth after each jump. See: Mario 64, Every Platform Mechanic Ever 3. You are pitted against other players in a universe where anything can be produced from one or two basic elements and there is no loving food for your army, yet your army lives having never eaten, somehow with the energy to fiercely fight for you, some rear end in a top hat who regularly orders them into the maw of certain death. See: Starcraft: Brood War, Warcraft 4. It is impossible for you to make a mistake of any meaningful significance so you throw endless hours of real time watching your player avatar get smashed by giant rocks, melted by acid, drowned in pools of water, and, dramatically die from what may be stubbed toes delivered by tiny and seemingly inconsequential enemies. Your carefully organized models of cities and townships demolished by tornados, tsunamis, and earthquakes. See: Every game ever loving videogames Add to the list Best Regards, RG RichardGamingo fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Jul 22, 2014 |
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Jul 22, 2014 17:19
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posting in a richard gamingo thread
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Jul 22, 2014 17:29
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Why are you still here?
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Jul 22, 2014 17:30
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He has a point.
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Jul 22, 2014 17:30
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I guess you're getting banned again.
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Jul 22, 2014 17:30
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My game sucks fat duck? Well I won't judge.
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Jul 22, 2014 17:31
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Could you also tell us about your experiences with chess?
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Jul 22, 2014 17:33
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Counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5wfPtn-BFo
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Jul 22, 2014 17:35
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Richard Game 'n Go Away
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Jul 22, 2014 17:36
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I'm gay so sucking fat dick is a good thing.
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Jul 22, 2014 17:36
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This isn't chess.
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Jul 22, 2014 17:37
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Censors title of thread = "a lifetime of getting drenched by elephant cum" I think you didn't pay your proofreader well enough dude  bad day at work in the LP offices? Maybe you wanna talk to slowbeef so he can give you some paid leave.
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Jul 22, 2014 17:38
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Gamingo, you always has the best regards, what's your secret?
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Jul 22, 2014 17:40
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All popular culture is awful.
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Jul 22, 2014 17:41
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Times are rough in the video game streaming business 
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Jul 22, 2014 17:41
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Dear RG, My favorite games are none of your business. Thinking of you, hello internet xoxo
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Jul 22, 2014 17:48
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Mr. Gamingo, I think the proper term you're looking for is "ZOMBA".
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Jul 22, 2014 18:03
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Quote this if you didn't read the op
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Games might not be for you op. You should pursue other hobbies perhaps, like maybe having sex with people.
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Jul 22, 2014 18:06
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RichardGamingo posted:Tell you some facts: suck it gam'n'goo
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Jul 22, 2014 18:08
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Mods plz rename thread "The Imp Subzone" tia
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Jul 22, 2014 18:13
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m-my game sucks? 
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Jul 22, 2014 18:15
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Jokes on you, my favorite is gone home
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Jul 22, 2014 18:17
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Pretty much nailed it on all counts.
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Jul 22, 2014 18:19
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PleasingFungus posted:posting in a richard gamingo thread
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Jul 22, 2014 18:22
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Hm. Well, Op, I think, im gay
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Jul 22, 2014 18:24
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You win, Gamingo. I think I hate video games now. Maybe I'll stick to reading your posts for entertainment.
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Jul 22, 2014 18:26
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looks like mr. gamingo never heard of a little dev called david cage
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Jul 22, 2014 18:28
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You're right OP, I guess it's just a guilty pleasure.
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OP have you watched my 32 part youtube series on why video games are art? I think that will change your mind on the matter.
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Are you okay man? I'm worried about you
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Disappointingly dull for a troll thread. You typed a lot of words, but there's no effort behind them. If your only goal is to get a response, then obviously it will work because it'll bring people like me out to say how boring you are, but a good troll tries to inspire some extra passion. Let me give you a few tips. First, you need to say things that people would plausibly post in the game forum as part of a discussion. Broad generic statements like that as their own thread don't cut it. Be specific, look for a moment where you can insert it into the discussion, then strike. Don't make its own thread for it. Second, find some more prickly targets. "All games suck," has been run into the ground as meme on this forum. No one cares. Similarly, don't bother targeting groups like Final Fantasy fans; they've also heard them all and agree that the games suck. Third, try to use a position that could potentially set off more people. Ideally you want to escalate, not have people just dogpile on you. Now let me give you an example: "I was so glad they changed everything up in Fallout 3. That made it a much better game. It's a shame about New Vegas, though." Right now there are four nerds who are halfway through responses to that simple message even though they know what I was doing. There are two more that are writing responses that are essentially, "How is that a troll?" That's the kind of thing you need to work toward.
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Trustworthy posted:Mods plz rename thread "The Imp Subzone" tia this would be gassed in the imp zone probably
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Jul 22, 2014 18:40
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How fat are we talking? Like, regular fat dick or tuna can fat dick? This is important.
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Jul 22, 2014 18:43
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Bauxite posted:How fat are we talking? Like, regular fat dick or tuna can fat dick? This is important. Like a fat dinner plate.
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Jul 22, 2014 18:45
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Bauxite posted:How fat are we talking? Like, regular fat dick or tuna can fat dick? This is important.
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Jul 22, 2014 18:49
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Agreed.
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Jul 22, 2014 18:50
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Liquid Penguins posted:Quote this if you didn't read the op yep, das me
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Iserlohn posted:Why are you still here? I completely agree. Also Richard, you're boring and you've been awful at everything you've tried to do here, which as of right now consists solely of trying to make facecam video LPs, trying to promote facecam video LPs, and throwing shitfits when people ignore or mock your facecam video LPs. This thread falls into that latter category. King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jul 22, 2014 |
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